I am a complete fatass

[shirlene29]

srsly...shoot me in the face..or alternately...send me for lipo from chin to ankles
tyia

yeah this is me me me...like you aren't all narcissistic asshats too

 

[wootoom]

I think you look great Shirls!!!

 

[smurf2]

you look awesome to me. tummy looks flat. certainly doesn't look like you just had your 10th kid either.

also, more pics of the LO. thanks

 

[miplank]

Why is your arm all bruised up?

 

[shirlene29]

thank you...but calling me a fat ass will keep me on point with the gym better...plus, keep me away from jew cookies (aka bagels)

 

[cindylou]

you look great shirl..tummy flat..boobs good

 

[shirlene29]

my arm isn't bruised, that was from a hard afternoon of coloring with not washable markers

 

[miplank]

Put a bra on next time

 

[cuthroat]

Is this a prank? You look fine. Nice butt btw. You have a good body! Just get into the gym and work off the little problem areas you don't like. ASAP

 

[spongebob]

i'd hit it

 

[wootoom]

i'd hit it

Sponge! How are you good bro?

 

[spongebob]

Sponge! How are you good bro?

hey dickweed whats up? hows the family and my kid?




jk how the hell are you?

 

[lander2312]

I must agree...looking good there shirlz

 

[cuthroat]

sup lander

 

[shirlene29]

per request

I'll work on a full smile non cell phone pic tomorrow....but only cuz shes got such cute dimples when shes really smiling

 

[PICK3]

srsly...shoot me in the face..or alternately...send me for lipo from chin to ankles
tyia

yeah this is me me me...like you aren't all narcissistic asshats too

you may have to post n00ds for a more accurate evaluation

 

[lander2312]

sup lander

Not much bro just hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit....lol

 

[jnevin]

srsly...shoot me in the face..or alternately...send me for lipo from chin to ankles
tyia

yeah this is me me me...like you aren't all narcissistic asshats too

Holy christ.

 

[jnevin]

Just kidding. You're far from a fatass. You just barely had a kid for chrissakes and you're like 50. Give yourself a break.

 

[PICK3]

I'm so fat I stood on the scale at the mall and a little card came out of the side saying "one at at time please"

 

[shirlene29]

Just kidding. You're far from a fatass. You just barely had a kid for chrissakes and you're like 50. Give yourself a break.

lolol, youre a yr older than me..watch it

 

[-SD-]

Would still hit
Even if disgusting fatbody lol

 

[wootoom]

Would still hit
Even if disgusting fatbody lol

Stfu Benny

 

[samoth]

Hi. Welcome to EF! This is the chat board, though. I think you're looking for the diet board. Congrats, though! When are you due? I'm sure you will make a great mother!

 

[shirlene29]

Im gonna eat your face

 

[miplank]

You know that won't fill you up

 

[jnevin]

Im gonna eat your face

From the looks of it, unless he has triple chins you'll be hungry 20 minutes later.

 

[pintoca]

stringbean would hit it...

 

[puddlemonkey]

stringbean would hit it...

under protest

 

[redshirt27se]

whats your son-to-daughter ratio













you aren't fat kid, cut the mememe out.

 

[ceo]

lookin thick girl!

Where's Dial Tone?

 

[SouthernLord]

I'd totally fuck you without a rubber

 

[Arabian]

I think you look Fantastic.......

 

[smurf2]

per request

I'll work on a full smile non cell phone pic tomorrow....but only cuz shes got such cute dimples when shes really smiling

YAY! Awww she's so cute!

 

[trex74]

You don't look fat at all. Your butt isn't fat or saggy and you don't have even a little gut. But if you're not happy with how you look that's a good motivator to get moving again.
Don't be so hard on yourself shirlene

 

[miplank]

She's suckin her gut in...I see some saddle bags too.

 

[trex74]

She's suckin her gut in...I see some saddle bags too.

Everyone sucks their gut in, it's a good thing.
I don't see saddlebags anywhere, what are you talking about?

 

[miplank]

I bet if she took her jeans off that ass would fall on the floor

 

[pintoca]

Thou shalt not hit that, unless with a lousville slugger

 

[trex74]

I bet if she took her jeans off that ass would fall on the floor

I dare you to post one of up of yourself for our evaluation. That is, if you're not too scared.

 

[miplank]

I'm not the one that made the thread fishing for compliments...

 

[wootoom]

I have a migraine headache...this fucking thread isn't helping

 

[zwhit]

Good lookin kid shirlene

 

[Strongbow]

Shirlene do you remember what I always told you I wanted to do to you?

 

[Strongbow]

Shirlene do you remember what I always told you I wanted to do to you?

 

[miplank]

Shirlene owns a donkey?

 

[SpyWizard]

and the tear drop breast are great.. the real sign of a fat ass is if you lose your waist, and you bottom still is high..

so put down the jew cookie, stop with the dairy = loss of 7 lbs in 1 week.. so go do it, or buy larger clothing for goodness sake..

 

[Strongbow]

Shirlene owns a donkey?

 

[miplank]

That ass damn near goes up to her shoulder blades...

 

[Strongbow]

I'd beat that shit up from the back fo sho. Poor Greg would be looking for a new place to live.

 

[SpyWizard]

Hi. Welcome to EF! This is the chat board, though. I think you're looking for the diet board. Congrats, though! When are you due? I'm sure you will make a great mother!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[miplank]

Poor Greg would be looking for a new place to live.

pretty sure he's been doing that for awhile now...

 

[Strongbow]

Oh

 

[nangiggles]

I'd totally fuck you without a rubber

OH NO! You'll get her pregnant again!

I'm so fat I stood on the scale at the mall and a little card came out of the side saying "one at at time please"

Mine said "to be continued"


On a serous note.... STFU Shirlene, you're not fat, I on the other hand have to lose like 50 fucking pounds, THAT is fat... FML

 

[penny]

Shirl - you're a babe! Not fat at all (and nice ta-tas).