I almost scored tonight

[hanselthecaretaker]

It was a pretty scattered night; from one bar to another, ending up on the dance floor, where a supermodel brunette and I were grinding for the last hour the bar was open.........it was pretty intense........but I could sense that it was just a tease........her girlfriend dragged her away........and so I went.......off wandering back to my buddies, but alone no less......

Oh well, it was for the best.......my quads are so sore right now from it. I'll pay for it in the morning, which is coming real soon. Gotta get up in 4 hours for work.











Good night eliters.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

shoulda got her number bor

"almost" woohoo its not just me lately

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

more then I ever got. cheers

 

[string_bean00]

........but I could sense that it was just a tease........her

What a bia

 

[coverguy]

he shoots ... he ... well ... at least he tried!

 

[awittyusername]

shoulda got her number bor

"almost" woohoo its not just me lately

Yep. You guys are always close to sealing the deal.

You should all take up playing Horseshoes

 

[slickdadd]

Shit dude, did you use protection?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

shoulda got her number bor

I must not have wanted to because I didn't even think of it. My dancing is prime when I'm drunk but my pickup skills go to shit for the most part. I was quite a few drinks past the sweet spot. When she left, all I thought about was having to be up really early, and that I needed to get home to pass the fuck out.

I think I'm getting old.

 

[jerseyart]

Yep. You guys are always close to sealing the deal.

You should all take up playing Horseshoes

 

[awittyusername]

I knew you would get that one.

 

[jerseyart]

I knew you would get that one.

These kids today are spoiled. Girls give it up so easy they never had to develop any skills.

I still recall when banging a Catholic school girl meant something damn it

 

[Mr. Black]

It's always that ONE friend that ruins everything....

 

[marshallmadman]

It's always that ONE friend that ruins everything....

A fucking textbook cockblocker!

 

[Mr. Black]

A fucking textbook cockblocker!

Yep they fuck it up EVERY time

 

[wootoom]

i scored in hockey last night

 

[awittyusername]

These kids today are spoiled. Girls give it up so easy they never had to develop any skills.

I still recall when banging a Catholic school girl meant something damn it

No shit. I remember peering out my drafty public school window at the Catholic school girls across the street. Hoping to spot a potential target that might be wearing her skirt a little shorter and a few more buttons open on her top. Or, the perfect target to go for after school was the girl who obviously had just broken up w/her young lover and was being consoled by her friends.

My favorite activity in Jr and Sr High was scouting the halls like and ancient Indian hunter looking for girls having a sleep over. (Preferably a yr or two younger) I was never the popular rich/athlete guy, so my goal was to be the only rooster in the hen house. Once I learned of the location, I would ride my bike over about midnight. (after my parents went to bed) I would scout out the location of the girls in the house and give a few taps on the window. (this sometimes involved climbing trees and antennas) Most of the time I was let in. I didn't get action everytime. However, I did alot better than the jackass's that would be toiletpapering their house while I was frolicking with the budding young ladies inside.

 

[awittyusername]

A fucking textbook cockblocker!

Yes. We all know about the cockblocker. However, I do not blame the cockblocker. By now we should all realize that when one of us is hooking up with a girl, one of her friends is probably going to cockblock.

So, the answer to this age old problem is to...

1.Recognize the situation of a possible cockblock
2. Locate the potential cockblocker
3. Eliminate the potential cockblocker (Take one for the team)

Getting laid does not just happen.

 

[Sub-Zero]

why is there such thing as cockblocking.

when i stat hittin the bars im gunna bring boxing gloves and ge some KO's, and then go home and get victory pussy.

and if i get rejected theres always an unconcious girl

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Yep. You guys are always close to sealing the deal.

You should all take up playing Horseshoes

you and jersey need to come stay in my toewn for a few weeks, O pickup artists extraordinaire, and see what it is to play the game with difficulty level set to 'highest'

mofos

 

[awittyusername]

you and jersey need to come stay in my toewn for a few weeks, O pickup artists extraordinaire, and see what it is to play the game with difficulty level set to 'highest'

mofos

I actually prefer when the.."difficulty level set to 'highest'". You see, I actually have to walk away most of the time, because I feel like I am taking advantage of grown women.

These women are obviously are attracted to my good looks, and the fact that I ooze charisma. However, when you combine all that w/the skills I was forced to develop as a less than popular youth. It just isn't fair for the ladies.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yes. We all know about the cockblocker. However, I do not blame the cockblocker. By now we should all realize that when one of us is hooking up with a girl, one of her friends is probably going to cockblock.

So, the answer to this age old problem is to...

1.Recognize the situation of a possible cockblock
2. Locate the potential cockblocker
3. Eliminate the potential cockblocker (Take one for the team)

Getting laid does not just happen.

Oh, one more thing, the cockblocker had a guy (perhaps boyfriend) with her.

 

[ceo]

I actually prefer when the.."difficulty level set to 'highest'". You see, I actually have to walk away most of the time, because I feel like I am taking advantage of grown women.

These women are obviously are attracted to my good looks, and the fact that I ooze charisma. However, when you combine all that w/the skills I was forced to develop as a less than popular youth. It just isn't fair for the ladies.

I hear ya broly!

 

[awittyusername]

Oh, one more thing, the cockblocker had a guy (perhaps boyfriend) with her.

That would make it more difficult when the cockblocker has a bf.

Next time have your friends (or you) try buying the cockblocker and her bf a drink to buy more time. (to close w/the girl your going for) It is amazing what a round of drinks will do.

Keep us updated on the lady situation. We love to here about it.

 

[roadkill75]

dude...u call that almost scorin?!??!???

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

dude...u call that almost scorin?!??!???

Well, if I was in the right mind state it would've been.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

any luck tonight?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

No mackin tonight, just chillin with male / female friends. I wanted to drink and when that happens I don't give a shit about picking up chicks.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I actually prefer when the.."difficulty level set to 'highest'". You see, I actually have to walk away most of the time, because I feel like I am taking advantage of grown women.

These women are obviously are attracted to my good looks, and the fact that I ooze charisma. However, when you combine all that w/the skills I was forced to develop as a less than popular youth. It just isn't fair for the ladies.

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft lol you bullshit artist

 

[jerseyart]

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft lol you bullshit artist

You never play that game for shits and giggles.

I have a friend who wouldnt even apporach a girl if she werent already with some other guy, and he was there with her.

It's some of the funniest shit I ever saw in my life

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You never play that game for shits and giggles.

I have a friend who wouldnt even apporach a girl if she werent already with some other guy, and he was there with her.

It's some of the funniest shit I ever saw in my life

OMG...

 

[awittyusername]

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft lol you bullshit artist

From your cocky ass....I take that as a compliment.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

From your cocky ass....I take that as a compliment.

AS IF im cocky

you know, im sick of people treating me as if im not better than they are. its really starting to get on my nerves!

anyway i had a shitty weekend for women, the only options i had were to cut my mates grass, or try to pick up a 17 year old (who was quite pretty though...but i felt guilty) or lay down some groundwork for next week...for some 18 year olds. (18 year olds are allowed at least i dont have to sneak them into clubs )

 

[awittyusername]

AS IF im cocky

you know, im sick of people treating me as if im not better than they are. its really starting to get on my nerves!

anyway i had a shitty weekend for women, the only options i had were to cut my mates grass, or try to pick up a 17 year old (who was quite pretty though...but i felt guilty) or lay down some groundwork for next week...for some 18 year olds. (18 year olds are allowed at least i dont have to sneak them into clubs )

You could not have had a worse weekend then me. I haven't gone out in months. But, I went out locally to a huge 80's band. Closing time I'm working on a hot tub party in my house. However, some girl comes up and asks if her friend (a male) can hook up with me. I just got the fuck out of dodge.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You could not have had a worse weekend then me. I haven't gone out in months. But, I went out locally to a huge 80's band. Closing time I'm working on a hot tub party in my house. However, some girl comes up and asks if her friend (a male) can hook up with me. I just got the fuck out of dodge.

*falls over laughing*

oh you poor bastard did she even say if he was a top or a bottom? lol $50 he was a top

 

[awittyusername]

*falls over laughing*

oh you poor bastard did she even say if he was a top or a bottom? lol $50 he was a top

lol

I deserved that.

The thing that pissed me off is... he is pudgy. If I was a faig...I would like to think I could do better.