hypothetical question

[SoKlueles]

If a girl needs some stuff from the store should she tell the guy that she needs this and that?
and if she does, does she think his ass would go for her?
btw the things i need are

brown rice
diet cokes(cuz my tummys bothering me)
toilet paper
shampoo
milk(1% if i can handle it)
and quick oatmeal

if any of you can get me that stuff il give you my karma

thanks

 

[Raina]

Do what I do and trade for sex. That way you don't have to run the errand and you can have sex.

 

[SoKlueles]

Do what I do and trade for sex. That way you don't have to run the errand and you can have sex.

this is why i love raina

 

[hamstershaver]

Do what I do and trade for sex. That way you don't have to run the errand and you can have sex.

i dont see how i would come out ahead in a deal like that

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont see how i would come out ahead in a deal like that

peoples exhibit 1 on when you say bad things

 

[hamstershaver]

peoples exhibit 1 on when you say bad things

wtf was bad about saying that?

 

[Raina]

It works for me. I'll say "if you go do this then we can have sex when you get home". But what he apparently thinks is that we wouldn't have it for days or something unless he does what is asked. It's a win-win for me.

 

[SoKlueles]

well what if i dont ask for sex just the items listed above
is there any chance ill get them?

 

[hamstershaver]

well what if i dont ask for sex just the items listed above
is there any chance ill get them?

that sounds like a better deal for me

 

[SoKlueles]

that sounds like a better deal for me

but i dont have to give you karma?

 

[Snypr]

Any guy worth keeping would run errands for his babe. I got ya covered.
Unfortunately, some fems expect this to be a regular thing, but won't lift a finger in return. Who's paying for it may also be a concern. For example, my ex-gf once asked me to pick up a tv for her while I was out. No bs. Her daughter broke hers, and she was under the impression that I was dumb enough (and had a lot of money) to do it.
P.S. I know not every girl's like that, just the last three or four I dated.

 

[bullett]

If a girl needs some stuff from the store should she tell the guy that she needs this and that?
and if she does, does she think his ass would go for her?
btw the things i need are

brown rice
diet cokes(cuz my tummys bothering me)
toilet paper
shampoo
milk(1% if i can handle it)
and quick oatmeal

if any of you can get me that stuff il give you my karma

thanks

Just include on that list some Hershey's chocolate syrup, some personal lubricant, and some fresh strawberries......and there you have it...

 

[hamstershaver]

but i dont have to give you karma?

how much are we talking?
and do you want me to buy an extra large cucumber while im there?

 

[SoKlueles]

Just include on that list some Hershey's chocolate syrup, some personal lubricant, and some fresh strawberries......and there you have it...

oh yeah
honey we need some astroglide were almost out

 

[bullett]

oh yeah
honey we need some astroglide were almost out

See there, isn't that so easy??

 

[hamstershaver]

there is no way in hell id buy astroglide, thats a womens job

 

[bullett]

there is no way in hell id buy astroglide, thats a womens job

How bout Whipped Cream??

 

[hamstershaver]

How bout Whipped Cream??

for what?

 

[bullett]

for what?

Goddammit, Hammy...fuck it lets go play golf...

 

[hamstershaver]

Goddammit, Hammy...fuck it lets go play golf...

thats what im talkin about, screw going to the grocery store

 

[bullett]

thats what im talkin about, screw going to the grocery store

We'll have to go anyway, to pick up some beer...

 

[SoKlueles]

We'll have to go anyway, to pick up some beer...

yeah so at least go and get what i requested
thanks toodles

 

[bullett]

yeah so at least go and get what i requested
thanks toodles

Yeah, and we'll need the Astroglide, cause Hammy's ass will be chapped after I take him to the cleaners....

 

[Dunk]

hammy. tell Klu you will go to the store. But while your gone she has to wash both her vagina, and coolie hole. lube it up. lie on the bed awaiting naked, spread eagle, eager for your return so you can just jump right into balls deep status before the groceries hit the floor and front door even slams shut.

its the ONLY way i would go if i were you.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yeah, and we'll need the Astroglide, cause Hammy's ass will be chapped after I take him to the cleaners....

dont be sexually assaulting my rodent
thanks

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy. tell Klu you will go to the store. But while your gone she has to wash both her vagina, and coolie hole. lube it up. lie on the bed awaiting naked, spread eagle, eager for your return so you can just jump right into balls deep status before the groceries hit the floor and front door even slams shut.

its the ONLY way i would go if i were you.

i like the idea of her lubing up the coolie hole for hammy

 

[hamstershaver]

bump for klu to answer the question about me buying a giant cuke at the store

 

[SoKlueles]

hammy. tell Klu you will go to the store. But while your gone she has to wash both her vagina, and coolie hole. lube it up. lie on the bed awaiting naked, spread eagle, eager for your return so you can just jump right into balls deep status before the groceries hit the floor and front door even slams shut.

its the ONLY way i would go if i were you.

holy cow u perv
how did a grocery list get turned into this??

 

[hamstershaver]

i also like the fact that she knows i need creamer for my coffee and didnt mention that on the list since she doesnt use it in hers, typical woman

 

[SoKlueles]

i also like the fact that she knows i need creamer for my coffee and didnt mention that on the list since she doesnt use it in hers, typical woman

you need coffee too honey

 

[Lestat]

hammy. tell Klu you will go to the store. But while your gone she has to wash both her vagina, and coolie hole. lube it up. lie on the bed awaiting naked, spread eagle, eager for your return so you can just jump right into balls deep status before the groceries hit the floor and front door even slams shut.

its the ONLY way i would go if i were you.

LMAO!!!

dude you have been funny as hell lately!!

Klueley you better follow these instructions!