How would you KILL BIN LADEN? BE CREATIVE!!!

[HelenSL]

I'd be more creative if I was american.

An American response to that: I think not!!!



I think you are one of the most creative posters on this board, SG! Your intelligence totally shines out of your - uh - posts!!

(I have to say though...would you ever have thought of flying a hijacked plane into a skyscraper as a method of murder...pretty ingenuous, huh? Ah the creativity of smart terrorists...*sigh*)

love
Helen

 

[Stillhere]

I would inject him with a virus. Tie him to a nuclear bomb on its course to the nearest terrorist trainning camp. In addition, I would send a message to all his followers via satellite with the song Born in the USA by Bruce Springstein.

 

[Warik]

There is no "old" or "new" RyanH.

Sure there is.

The old RyanH would be criticizing the "appointed execution war president." The new one is actually thinking logically. Congrats!

-Warik

 

[ShadowKnight]

Torture for Bin Laden

I'd like to shove glass shards up his ass and make him sit in a bathtub full of tabasco sauce.
But thats just when I'm in a good mood.

SK

 

[notpuff]

inject acid into his bloodstream

 

[Austin316]

Ive always liked the "rat trap" method. What you do is take 3 rats, put them in a box and chain it to his stomach so that he can feel them walking around on stomach. Then you light the box on fire and the rats will borrow through his stomach and out his back to get out

 

[RyanH]

Bump for more ENTERTAINMENT!!!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

This is a suprising thread for you Ryan -- I figured you'd want to find out why he did what he did, if he was abused as a child, and how we could reform him... lol...

Seriously, I think a far better course of action would be an Orwellian approach. Slowly and subtly brainwash Bin Laden, then have him appear as a media spokesperson for America and as an anti-terrorist personality. It would greatly deflate the martyr factor and would be totally demoralizing to his troops. Ha-ha -- look at your leader now... preaching against everything he ever told you he believed in...

Oh, and when he's served his purpose in this capacity, put a bullet in the back of his head as he walks down a long, sunlit corridor reflecting on his love for Uncle Sam.

How's that?

 

[dballer]

HEY EVERYONE... YOU ARE GOING TO BE CALLED RACISTS JUST LIKE iI WAS BY OMAR. YEP THAT IS RIGHT, I AM A RACIST. HE CALLED ME A RACIST FOR SAYING I THINK MECCA WOULD MAKE A GOOD TARGET TO GET BACK AT THE MUSLIMS WHO DID THIS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE CALLED A RACIST I WOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO THE MUSLIMS AND LET THEM BOMB US AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT... IF YOU SPEAK OUT AGAINST IT... OMAR WILL CALL YOU A RACIST.

 

[spongebob]

i wouldnt kill him, id torture him. id put him in a room locked up 24hrs a day with the old ryanh!