How would you KILL BIN LADEN? BE CREATIVE!!!

[AAP]

hang him upside down in new york city, letting him get yelled at and beat by angry new yorkers while they piss and spit in his face and literaly beating him death. same manner as mussolini was killed and the end of ww2. leaveing him hanging there for all to see for weeks as an example. horrible way to die.

***note*** Mussolini was already dead before they strung him up in the town. He was killed in the forest when he was captured.

 

[BigBazooka]

I'd make the motherfucker listen to Cher's latest record for 24 hours. If that doesn't kille him, I'd throw R. Kelly's greatest wuss ballads vol. 1 to the game. There's NO change he'd survive that

 

[the People's Champ]

flog him with his own limbs
open heart surgery, lung removal, lobotomy <---no anesthetic
crush every bone in his body while still in his body until it is a fine dust, starting from digits up to his head
remove his kneecaps
cut his abdomen and let his internal organs hang
one on one with jet li, mike tyson
remove his face
bend all of his joints BACKWARDS except for his neck so he can live to feel the bone snapping goodness

 

[fiatconspiracy]

make him watch as i kill every man woman and child of the country of his residence

 

[Jeff_rys]

I would kill him INSTANTLY

I'd put him on trial and let the american justice system work it out.

Father Ganja.

If you would do that, do you realize how many innocent people will be killed. The terrorists would hostage a lot of people to get him free. No i would not take that change at all.
A bullet between the eyes ASAP.

 

[GLP]

Leave him in a swimming pool filled with nut and let him stay in there in till he starves or has to eat the nut. Fuck that eating the nut is mandatory.
That is about the worst thing I can think of

 

[Natymike]

Sodomize him with a cow's femur.

doesn't get anymore random than that.

 

[RyanH]

Warik--

There is no "old" or "new" RyanH.

This is not a random crime, the guy killed over 5,000 people.

I simply have no sympathy for him whatsoever.

And besides, I knew that there were enough people on this board to put forth some pretty sick theories. So far they have.

This is fun!

Ryan.

 

[RyanH]

I got you all faded... create an internet message board...then make RyanH a moderator...then make him get edited and deleted by RyanH..then if that isn't bad enough...make actually read one of RyanH's posts..................

Come on Fantom, you know that I don't edit or delete hardly anything.

It's all a "right wing" conspiracy against me.

Ryan

 

[Laserdude]

I'd give him some LSD about 10,000 mics of it with some of what the government developed known as BZ gas. Play super loud Van
Halen 24 hours a a day while slowly skinning him alive, but with blood transfusions to keep his blood pressure from dropping to low and causing him to pass out. Pain would be tremendous, but using a good jolt of electricity as needed to keep him from passing out.

Just my .02 worth.