How would you KILL BIN LADEN? BE CREATIVE!!!

[RyanH]

I like the public display idea.....humiliation would be great revenge. Maybe we could have an "amputation" day every week, where people get to choose what body part goes next.

 

[RyanH]

Maybe we could even do an internet polling each week, where people vote on what body part goes next.....i.e. eyeball, index finger.

 

[Cleaner]

Him and Mason in a cell together with live web feed......hummmm

Pump in some Brittney and let simmer for an hour.

That's the ticket...I would pay for that vid also.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Render him unconscious with a brick, about 5-10 pounds, and restrain him with barbed wire.

When he comes to, splash his face with ammonia/bleach mix, and burn his eyelashes off with a barbeque lighter.

Pin his eyelids back and toss some pepper and jalapeno juice into his glazzers.

Real horrorshow, my brothers.

Using sewing needles, tattoo his penis with "Cocksucker" using the needles and a crude mixture of sulphuric acid, watered down with muriatic acid. Black ink will be appropriate.

Castrate him with a rusty axe. Play "Jesse's Girl" repeatedly. Force feed him his own sterile testicles. If he tries to vomit, remove his ears with scissors.

Sodomize him with a cow's femur. As he screams, punch him in the throat at a quick pace. Think quick at a fast rate.

Begin to amputate him with a jigsaw. Use a small attachment, so to cause the optimum amount of pain.

Remove his organs before he bleeds out.

I'd be more creative if I was american.

Word.

 

[danielson]

pay a transexual to have sex with him and film/photo the crying game point.

release it on mass media / pamphlets to his people and watch what they do to him

 

[Cleaner]

turn him lose on the streets of New York and have a real TV crew follow him around.

 

[RyanH]

I just read SG's response to a friend, and we are laughing our asses off.

SG IS IN THE CREATIVE LEAD, hands down....

Anybody care to challenge him?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I have more suggestions, but I wait to hear from the more patriotic among us first.

 

[momwarndu]

Take him to the the of the towers, tie him up spread eagle on a post. Give family members of lost ones a razor and have them get a small slice on him. stop the bleeding , stitch him up and repeat. we have, 5,000 razor cuts coming to that bastarrd. no pain killers, but keep him alive, and just torture him for a year or so.... oh yeah, shave his beard first...

 

[MrOlympia2004]

Ok I would put him in a cell filled with pigs blood and have a audio bible read to him 24/7. I would die his hair green and put huge Nsync Tatto put across his chest. Then I would let the cast of Queer as Folk have butt sex with him. I don't think Allah will except him to heaven after all this. I would have this all filmed and put on a video tape. After about a year of this I would send him back to the Middle East with the Video tape strapped to his forehead. He would then be an infadel and the Jihad would take care of their so called leader.