How would you KILL BIN LADEN? BE CREATIVE!!!

[satanic goatslayer]

Rub the pullstart's forehead off with a wire brush. Soothe his wounds with salt and windex.

Shove skewers into his ears and, like the monkey, smash them into his skull. Drain the fluids and eat the meat.

Break his arms with a claw hammer, then extract his teeth with a chisel.

Music is a must. I know I sound like a broken record, but I must stress this.

Hello, by Lionel Richie is a given.

Hello....

Uppercut to the jaw, smashed in the face with a 45lb plate.

Is it me you're looking for?........

Butterfly knife straight into his back, slumps over, overhand thrust into his chest cavity.

Cause I wonder where you are.....

Death. Use a level and square for symmetrical demise.

 

[JuanDeLaCruz]

Ever hear of hanging, drawing and quartering??? This is what they used to do back in the day in England to criminals.

First we hang him but dont kill him...just let him choke till he's seconds before death then cut him down. After we cut him down we tie a legnth of rope around both of his wrists and ankles...the other end of the individual ropes are tied to a horse. Then all at once the horses take off in opposite directions ripping his limbs completely off (quartering, body in 4 quarters)....remember he's still alive when this is done...then we draw him which consists of slicing him up the middle spilling his guts out then chopping his head off.

Or we can also do what they do in his own country...cut off his hands, lips, then stone him to death.

 

[MrOlympia2004]

Ok I would put him in a cell filled with pigs blood and have a audio bible read to him 24/7. I would have breast implants put in his chest. I would die his hair green and pink, piece his ear, and put a huge Nsync Tatto put across his chest. Then I would let the cast of Queer as Folk have repeated butt sex with him. Then Beetlejuice would jizzum on his face. Next I would have the victims families bitch slap him repeatedly. I don't think Allah will except him to heaven after all this. I would have this all filmed and put on a video tape. After about a year of this I would send him back to the Middle East with the Video tape strapped to his forehead. He would be wearing a minnie skirt, high heals and some nasty transexual makeup. He would then be an infadel and the Jihad would take care of their so called leader.

 

[Kryp2o]

First, submerge him in a pool of industrial paint stripper. Then use a drill with a course wire brush attachment to scour his entire body. Finishing by submerging him into a vat of molting roofing tar, (wipe off with ammonia before drying.)

Next, tie a rusty fish hook to a piece of fishing line securing the fish hook underneath his testicular area with the other end of the line tied around his neck, (allow no slack in the line.) Make sure he is in a bent over position and left in a cell for days until his muscles begin to spasm and his back begins straighten upwards pulling the fish hook through his testicles.

Afterwards, stab him repeatedly with a rusty dull nail and leave him in cell once again until lock jaw results.

Then, attach an IV in one of his arms (in a good vain of course) and proceed to inject ice water into vain, (be sure the line is loaded with air pockets.) When bag is empty, sodomize him with a hot glue gun and feed him prune juice and exlax.

Finally, force feed him rat poison pellets to induce vomiting. When finished with vomit procedure, submerge one final time in liquid nitrogen, remove from vat and strike with 34" triple wall TPS Inertia Softball Bat. Sweep and clean up remaining fragments. And as always: "Remember to recycle."

 

[Warik]

Method #1:

I would lock him in a room strapped to a chair and force him to listen to lectures by the old RyanH.

Method #2:

I would sentence him and his followers to construct the new WTC brick by brick (kind of like the old Egyptian slaves building the pyramids, ya know?) And then have him and his followers cut the ribbon on grand opening day just before unleashing a crowd of hundreds of thousands of angry Americans whose combined ticket purchase prices added up to the cost of rebuilding the WTC.

Method #3:

Steel Cage Match: Osama Bin Laden in handcuffs vs. George W. Bush - NO HOLDS BARRED.... ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW. CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE COMPANY TODAY!

Method #4:

Crash dummy for the new 777 jet.

Method #5:

Lock him in a padded room with a bowl of bacon and pork being his only source of nourishment.

Method #6:

Dip his beard in poison and make him eat it.

Method #7:

Don't kill him. Tie him up and put him on display at the top of the new WTC in order to attract tourists wishing to throw rotten fruits and vegetables at him.

You know, this would be the ideal time to invest more money into human cloning. September 9th could become a national holiday where we mourn the victims of the attack and celebrate the United States' triumph over terrorism by executing a new Osama Bin Laden annually.

-Warik

 

[thefantom1]

I got you all faded... create an internet message board...then make RyanH a moderator...then make him get edited and deleted by RyanH..then if that isn't bad enough...make actually read one of RyanH's posts..................

 

[powerbuilt]

hang him upside down in new york city, letting him get yelled at and beat by angry new yorkers while they piss and spit in his face and literaly beating him death. same manner as mussolini was killed and the end of ww2. leaveing him hanging there for all to see for weeks as an example. horrible way to die.

 

[manny78]

I like the public display idea.....humiliation would be great revenge. Maybe we could have an "amputation" day every week, where people get to choose what body part goes next.

RyanH is this you ? I can believe what I'm reading nice to see you changed your philosophy.... now to answer your question with not cut his hands and feet one by one and then hang this bastard in the Yankee Stadium live on every channels.

 

[slash747]

Chain him up and remove one body part at a time with a wrench just pull body parts off of him..


Id leave the most painfull like his teeth and balls for last, Id start bu vicing off a few of his fingers. Stiching them up so they heal. and then toes repeat. Tear off peaces of his scalp. make sure it was all in a sterile enviormenmt so he didnt die from infectioon right away...

 

[the People's Champ]

if I had custody of him, I would make him bungee jump from an extremely tall building from his beard and hair. then I would have two strong ass muthas grab each of his legs and make a wish. I would shoot him up with about 10 hits of lsd and take rent out a niteclub for my viewing pleasure.

he'd be at the middle of the dancefloor, lights going off, while I put on some off the wall music=a tape loop of people talking, laughing, yelling, screaming, crying, just utter madness, but like on repeat so he just goes nuts. all the while I am stomping on his broken legs with my doc martins and my friends are just chilling having a "bud", true. as soon as he starts to sober up, I would inject him another 10 hits of lsd, and all the while not feed him. after about two days, I would overdose him with protein shakes, junk food, prunes, salsa, you name it... then I would let a pit bull chew his legs off.

with his legs chewed off, he would have two IVs hooked up to him
I would now hang him by his wrists so that he is supsended off the ground just enough so he cant touch it. I'd let him hang there unti he bled to death, his only nourishment being the two IVs.

I would come in periodically to check on his progress and shock him with a little electricity to prolong his life....

and when that gets boring, I would finally lay him out on a table, and perform open heart surgery myself. yeah, I got this DIY book for open heart surgery at home. I would definitely hook him up. of course no painkillers, for him. the rest is history

and that concludes my wish list on what I want for christmas this year.