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How would you KILL BIN LADEN? BE CREATIVE!!!
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smallmovesal
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i think this is a job for sg
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MoneyBags
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this wont kill him but it would be funny. put him in a room. staple his nuts to the floor and give him a pair of scissors. then light the room on fire.
satanic goatslayer
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I'd put him on trial and let the american justice system work it out.
Father Ganja.
Father Ganja.
smallmovesal
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could paint him gold... like in james bond
smallmovesal
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he'd only want death... solitary confinement for life.
satanic goatslayer
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Render him unconscious with a brick, about 5-10 pounds, and restrain him with barbed wire.
When he comes to, splash his face with ammonia/bleach mix, and burn his eyelashes off with a barbeque lighter.
Pin his eyelids back and toss some pepper and jalapeno juice into his glazzers.
Real horrorshow, my brothers.
Using sewing needles, tattoo his penis with "Cocksucker" using the needles and a crude mixture of sulphuric acid, watered down with muriatic acid. Black ink will be appropriate.
Castrate him with a rusty axe. Play "Jesse's Girl" repeatedly. Force feed him his own sterile testicles. If he tries to vomit, remove his ears with scissors.
Sodomize him with a cow's femur. As he screams, punch him in the throat at a quick pace. Think quick at a fast rate.
Begin to amputate him with a jigsaw. Use a small attachment, so to cause the optimum amount of pain.
Remove his organs before he bleeds out.
I'd be more creative if I was american.
Word.
When he comes to, splash his face with ammonia/bleach mix, and burn his eyelashes off with a barbeque lighter.
Pin his eyelids back and toss some pepper and jalapeno juice into his glazzers.
Real horrorshow, my brothers.
Using sewing needles, tattoo his penis with "Cocksucker" using the needles and a crude mixture of sulphuric acid, watered down with muriatic acid. Black ink will be appropriate.
Castrate him with a rusty axe. Play "Jesse's Girl" repeatedly. Force feed him his own sterile testicles. If he tries to vomit, remove his ears with scissors.
Sodomize him with a cow's femur. As he screams, punch him in the throat at a quick pace. Think quick at a fast rate.
Begin to amputate him with a jigsaw. Use a small attachment, so to cause the optimum amount of pain.
Remove his organs before he bleeds out.
I'd be more creative if I was american.
Word.
satanic goatslayer
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I have more suggestions, but I wait to hear from the more patriotic among us first.
Take him to the the of the towers, tie him up spread eagle on a post. Give family members of lost ones a razor and have them get a small slice on him. stop the bleeding , stitch him up and repeat. we have, 5,000 razor cuts coming to that bastarrd. no pain killers, but keep him alive, and just torture him for a year or so.... oh yeah, shave his beard first...
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MrOlympia2004
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Ok I would put him in a cell filled with pigs blood and have a audio bible read to him 24/7. I would die his hair green and put huge Nsync Tatto put across his chest. Then I would let the cast of Queer as Folk have butt sex with him. I don't think Allah will except him to heaven after all this. I would have this all filmed and put on a video tape. After about a year of this I would send him back to the Middle East with the Video tape strapped to his forehead. He would then be an infadel and the Jihad would take care of their so called leader.
satanic goatslayer
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Rub the pullstart's forehead off with a wire brush. Soothe his wounds with salt and windex.
Shove skewers into his ears and, like the monkey, smash them into his skull. Drain the fluids and eat the meat.
Break his arms with a claw hammer, then extract his teeth with a chisel.
Music is a must. I know I sound like a broken record, but I must stress this.
Hello, by Lionel Richie is a given.
Hello....
Uppercut to the jaw, smashed in the face with a 45lb plate.
Is it me you're looking for?........
Butterfly knife straight into his back, slumps over, overhand thrust into his chest cavity.
Cause I wonder where you are.....
Death. Use a level and square for symmetrical demise.
Shove skewers into his ears and, like the monkey, smash them into his skull. Drain the fluids and eat the meat.
Break his arms with a claw hammer, then extract his teeth with a chisel.
Music is a must. I know I sound like a broken record, but I must stress this.
Hello, by Lionel Richie is a given.
Hello....
Uppercut to the jaw, smashed in the face with a 45lb plate.
Is it me you're looking for?........
Butterfly knife straight into his back, slumps over, overhand thrust into his chest cavity.
Cause I wonder where you are.....
Death. Use a level and square for symmetrical demise.
JuanDeLaCruz
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Ever hear of hanging, drawing and quartering??? This is what they used to do back in the day in England to criminals.
First we hang him but dont kill him...just let him choke till he's seconds before death then cut him down. After we cut him down we tie a legnth of rope around both of his wrists and ankles...the other end of the individual ropes are tied to a horse. Then all at once the horses take off in opposite directions ripping his limbs completely off (quartering, body in 4 quarters)....remember he's still alive when this is done...then we draw him which consists of slicing him up the middle spilling his guts out then chopping his head off.
Or we can also do what they do in his own country...cut off his hands, lips, then stone him to death.
First we hang him but dont kill him...just let him choke till he's seconds before death then cut him down. After we cut him down we tie a legnth of rope around both of his wrists and ankles...the other end of the individual ropes are tied to a horse. Then all at once the horses take off in opposite directions ripping his limbs completely off (quartering, body in 4 quarters)....remember he's still alive when this is done...then we draw him which consists of slicing him up the middle spilling his guts out then chopping his head off.
Or we can also do what they do in his own country...cut off his hands, lips, then stone him to death.
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MrOlympia2004
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Ok I would put him in a cell filled with pigs blood and have a audio bible read to him 24/7. I would have breast implants put in his chest. I would die his hair green and pink, piece his ear, and put a huge Nsync Tatto put across his chest. Then I would let the cast of Queer as Folk have repeated butt sex with him. Then Beetlejuice would jizzum on his face. Next I would have the victims families bitch slap him repeatedly. I don't think Allah will except him to heaven after all this. I would have this all filmed and put on a video tape. After about a year of this I would send him back to the Middle East with the Video tape strapped to his forehead. He would be wearing a minnie skirt, high heals and some nasty transexual makeup. He would then be an infadel and the Jihad would take care of their so called leader.
Kryp2o
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First, submerge him in a pool of industrial paint stripper. Then use a drill with a course wire brush attachment to scour his entire body. Finishing by submerging him into a vat of molting roofing tar, (wipe off with ammonia before drying.)
Next, tie a rusty fish hook to a piece of fishing line securing the fish hook underneath his testicular area with the other end of the line tied around his neck, (allow no slack in the line.) Make sure he is in a bent over position and left in a cell for days until his muscles begin to spasm and his back begins straighten upwards pulling the fish hook through his testicles.
Afterwards, stab him repeatedly with a rusty dull nail and leave him in cell once again until lock jaw results.
Then, attach an IV in one of his arms (in a good vain of course) and proceed to inject ice water into vain, (be sure the line is loaded with air pockets.) When bag is empty, sodomize him with a hot glue gun and feed him prune juice and exlax.
Finally, force feed him rat poison pellets to induce vomiting. When finished with vomit procedure, submerge one final time in liquid nitrogen, remove from vat and strike with 34" triple wall TPS Inertia Softball Bat. Sweep and clean up remaining fragments. And as always: "Remember to recycle."
Next, tie a rusty fish hook to a piece of fishing line securing the fish hook underneath his testicular area with the other end of the line tied around his neck, (allow no slack in the line.) Make sure he is in a bent over position and left in a cell for days until his muscles begin to spasm and his back begins straighten upwards pulling the fish hook through his testicles.
Afterwards, stab him repeatedly with a rusty dull nail and leave him in cell once again until lock jaw results.
Then, attach an IV in one of his arms (in a good vain of course) and proceed to inject ice water into vain, (be sure the line is loaded with air pockets.) When bag is empty, sodomize him with a hot glue gun and feed him prune juice and exlax.
Finally, force feed him rat poison pellets to induce vomiting. When finished with vomit procedure, submerge one final time in liquid nitrogen, remove from vat and strike with 34" triple wall TPS Inertia Softball Bat. Sweep and clean up remaining fragments. And as always: "Remember to recycle."
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Warik
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Method #1:
I would lock him in a room strapped to a chair and force him to listen to lectures by the old RyanH.
Method #2:
I would sentence him and his followers to construct the new WTC brick by brick (kind of like the old Egyptian slaves building the pyramids, ya know?) And then have him and his followers cut the ribbon on grand opening day just before unleashing a crowd of hundreds of thousands of angry Americans whose combined ticket purchase prices added up to the cost of rebuilding the WTC.
Method #3:
Steel Cage Match: Osama Bin Laden in handcuffs vs. George W. Bush - NO HOLDS BARRED.... ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW. CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE COMPANY TODAY!
Method #4:
Crash dummy for the new 777 jet.
Method #5:
Lock him in a padded room with a bowl of bacon and pork being his only source of nourishment.
Method #6:
Dip his beard in poison and make him eat it.
Method #7:
Don't kill him. Tie him up and put him on display at the top of the new WTC in order to attract tourists wishing to throw rotten fruits and vegetables at him.
You know, this would be the ideal time to invest more money into human cloning. September 9th could become a national holiday where we mourn the victims of the attack and celebrate the United States' triumph over terrorism by executing a new Osama Bin Laden annually.
-Warik
I would lock him in a room strapped to a chair and force him to listen to lectures by the old RyanH.
Method #2:
I would sentence him and his followers to construct the new WTC brick by brick (kind of like the old Egyptian slaves building the pyramids, ya know?) And then have him and his followers cut the ribbon on grand opening day just before unleashing a crowd of hundreds of thousands of angry Americans whose combined ticket purchase prices added up to the cost of rebuilding the WTC.
Method #3:
Steel Cage Match: Osama Bin Laden in handcuffs vs. George W. Bush - NO HOLDS BARRED.... ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW. CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE COMPANY TODAY!
Method #4:
Crash dummy for the new 777 jet.
Method #5:
Lock him in a padded room with a bowl of bacon and pork being his only source of nourishment.
Method #6:
Dip his beard in poison and make him eat it.
Method #7:
Don't kill him. Tie him up and put him on display at the top of the new WTC in order to attract tourists wishing to throw rotten fruits and vegetables at him.
You know, this would be the ideal time to invest more money into human cloning. September 9th could become a national holiday where we mourn the victims of the attack and celebrate the United States' triumph over terrorism by executing a new Osama Bin Laden annually.
-Warik
thefantom1
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I got you all faded... create an internet message board...then make RyanH a moderator...then make him get edited and deleted by RyanH..then if that isn't bad enough...make actually read one of RyanH's posts..................
powerbuilt
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hang him upside down in new york city, letting him get yelled at and beat by angry new yorkers while they piss and spit in his face and literaly beating him death. same manner as mussolini was killed and the end of ww2. leaveing him hanging there for all to see for weeks as an example. horrible way to die.
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slash747
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Chain him up and remove one body part at a time with a wrench just pull body parts off of him..
Id leave the most painfull like his teeth and balls for last, Id start bu vicing off a few of his fingers. Stiching them up so they heal. and then toes repeat. Tear off peaces of his scalp. make sure it was all in a sterile enviormenmt so he didnt die from infectioon right away...
Id leave the most painfull like his teeth and balls for last, Id start bu vicing off a few of his fingers. Stiching them up so they heal. and then toes repeat. Tear off peaces of his scalp. make sure it was all in a sterile enviormenmt so he didnt die from infectioon right away...
the People's Champ
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if I had custody of him, I would make him bungee jump from an extremely tall building from his beard and hair. then I would have two strong ass muthas grab each of his legs and make a wish. I would shoot him up with about 10 hits of lsd and take rent out a niteclub for my viewing pleasure.
he'd be at the middle of the dancefloor, lights going off, while I put on some off the wall music=a tape loop of people talking, laughing, yelling, screaming, crying, just utter madness, but like on repeat so he just goes nuts. all the while I am stomping on his broken legs with my doc martins and my friends are just chilling having a "bud", true. as soon as he starts to sober up, I would inject him another 10 hits of lsd, and all the while not feed him. after about two days, I would overdose him with protein shakes, junk food, prunes, salsa, you name it... then I would let a pit bull chew his legs off.
with his legs chewed off, he would have two IVs hooked up to him
I would now hang him by his wrists so that he is supsended off the ground just enough so he cant touch it. I'd let him hang there unti he bled to death, his only nourishment being the two IVs.
I would come in periodically to check on his progress and shock him with a little electricity to prolong his life....
and when that gets boring, I would finally lay him out on a table, and perform open heart surgery myself. yeah, I got this DIY book for open heart surgery at home. I would definitely hook him up. of course no painkillers, for him. the rest is history
and that concludes my wish list on what I want for christmas this year.
he'd be at the middle of the dancefloor, lights going off, while I put on some off the wall music=a tape loop of people talking, laughing, yelling, screaming, crying, just utter madness, but like on repeat so he just goes nuts. all the while I am stomping on his broken legs with my doc martins and my friends are just chilling having a "bud", true. as soon as he starts to sober up, I would inject him another 10 hits of lsd, and all the while not feed him. after about two days, I would overdose him with protein shakes, junk food, prunes, salsa, you name it... then I would let a pit bull chew his legs off.
with his legs chewed off, he would have two IVs hooked up to him
I would now hang him by his wrists so that he is supsended off the ground just enough so he cant touch it. I'd let him hang there unti he bled to death, his only nourishment being the two IVs.
I would come in periodically to check on his progress and shock him with a little electricity to prolong his life....
and when that gets boring, I would finally lay him out on a table, and perform open heart surgery myself. yeah, I got this DIY book for open heart surgery at home. I would definitely hook him up. of course no painkillers, for him. the rest is history
and that concludes my wish list on what I want for christmas this year.
BigBazooka
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I'd make the motherfucker listen to Cher's latest record for 24 hours. If that doesn't kille him, I'd throw R. Kelly's greatest wuss ballads vol. 1 to the game. There's NO change he'd survive that
the People's Champ
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flog him with his own limbs
open heart surgery, lung removal, lobotomy <---no anesthetic
crush every bone in his body while still in his body until it is a fine dust, starting from digits up to his head
remove his kneecaps
cut his abdomen and let his internal organs hang
one on one with jet li, mike tyson
remove his face
bend all of his joints BACKWARDS except for his neck so he can live to feel the bone snapping goodness
open heart surgery, lung removal, lobotomy <---no anesthetic
crush every bone in his body while still in his body until it is a fine dust, starting from digits up to his head
remove his kneecaps
cut his abdomen and let his internal organs hang
one on one with jet li, mike tyson
remove his face
bend all of his joints BACKWARDS except for his neck so he can live to feel the bone snapping goodness
fiatconspiracy
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make him watch as i kill every man woman and child of the country of his residence
RyanH
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Warik--
There is no "old" or "new" RyanH.
This is not a random crime, the guy killed over 5,000 people.
I simply have no sympathy for him whatsoever.
And besides, I knew that there were enough people on this board to put forth some pretty sick theories. So far they have.
This is fun!
Ryan.
There is no "old" or "new" RyanH.
This is not a random crime, the guy killed over 5,000 people.
I simply have no sympathy for him whatsoever.
And besides, I knew that there were enough people on this board to put forth some pretty sick theories. So far they have.
This is fun!
Ryan.
RyanH
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thefantom1 said:I got you all faded... create an internet message board...then make RyanH a moderator...then make him get edited and deleted by RyanH..then if that isn't bad enough...make actually read one of RyanH's posts..................
Come on Fantom, you know that I don't edit or delete hardly anything.
It's all a "right wing" conspiracy against me.
Ryan
I'd give him some LSD about 10,000 mics of it with some of what the government developed known as BZ gas. Play super loud Van
Halen 24 hours a a day while slowly skinning him alive, but with blood transfusions to keep his blood pressure from dropping to low and causing him to pass out. Pain would be tremendous, but using a good jolt of electricity as needed to keep him from passing out.
Just my .02 worth.
Halen 24 hours a a day while slowly skinning him alive, but with blood transfusions to keep his blood pressure from dropping to low and causing him to pass out. Pain would be tremendous, but using a good jolt of electricity as needed to keep him from passing out.
Just my .02 worth.
Satanic Goatslayer said:
An American response to that: I think not!!!
I think you are one of the most creative posters on this board, SG! Your intelligence totally shines out of your - uh - posts!!
(I have to say though...would you ever have thought of flying a hijacked plane into a skyscraper as a method of murder...pretty ingenuous, huh?
Ah the creativity of smart terrorists...*sigh*)love
Helen
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Warik
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RyanH said:
Sure there is.
The old RyanH would be criticizing the "appointed execution war president." The new one is actually thinking logically. Congrats!
-Warik
ShadowKnight
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Torture for Bin Laden
I'd like to shove glass shards up his ass and make him sit in a bathtub full of tabasco sauce.
But thats just when I'm in a good mood.
SK
I'd like to shove glass shards up his ass and make him sit in a bathtub full of tabasco sauce.
But thats just when I'm in a good mood.
SK
Ive always liked the "rat trap" method. What you do is take 3 rats, put them in a box and chain it to his stomach so that he can feel them walking around on stomach. Then you light the box on fire and the rats will borrow through his stomach and out his back to get out
THeMaCHinE
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This is a suprising thread for you Ryan -- I figured you'd want to find out why he did what he did, if he was abused as a child, and how we could reform him... lol...
Seriously, I think a far better course of action would be an Orwellian approach. Slowly and subtly brainwash Bin Laden, then have him appear as a media spokesperson for America and as an anti-terrorist personality. It would greatly deflate the martyr factor and would be totally demoralizing to his troops. Ha-ha -- look at your leader now... preaching against everything he ever told you he believed in...
Oh, and when he's served his purpose in this capacity, put a bullet in the back of his head as he walks down a long, sunlit corridor reflecting on his love for Uncle Sam.
How's that?
Seriously, I think a far better course of action would be an Orwellian approach. Slowly and subtly brainwash Bin Laden, then have him appear as a media spokesperson for America and as an anti-terrorist personality. It would greatly deflate the martyr factor and would be totally demoralizing to his troops. Ha-ha -- look at your leader now... preaching against everything he ever told you he believed in...
Oh, and when he's served his purpose in this capacity, put a bullet in the back of his head as he walks down a long, sunlit corridor reflecting on his love for Uncle Sam.
How's that?
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dballer
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HEY EVERYONE... YOU ARE GOING TO BE CALLED RACISTS JUST LIKE iI WAS BY OMAR. YEP THAT IS RIGHT, I AM A RACIST. HE CALLED ME A RACIST FOR SAYING I THINK MECCA WOULD MAKE A GOOD TARGET TO GET BACK AT THE MUSLIMS WHO DID THIS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE CALLED A RACIST I WOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO THE MUSLIMS AND LET THEM BOMB US AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT... IF YOU SPEAK OUT AGAINST IT... OMAR WILL CALL YOU A RACIST.
