How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[DIVISION]

BEST POST EVER!

Have you read the whole fucking thread, Velvetteer?

I've tried my best to talk this muthafucka down, but he just won't heed my warnings.

What u think?


DIV

 

[gonelifting]

You`re all haters. We`ll see who has the last laugh. If I ask her at home, I`ll videotpae it. If we go the four of us to a restaurant then it`s a no go. but i`ll get this done somehow.

Can someone write poems here? Maybe if I give her a nice poem that asks her, she`ll warm up to it. IT`S NOT AS BAD as you people are saying it is. We`ve been married a long time and I`m thinking... what can possibly go wrong?

 

[velvett]

Have you read the whole fucking thread, Velvetteer?

I've tried my best to talk this muthafucka down, but he just won't heed my warnings.

What u think?


DIV

That would a negative there brotha.

 

[Rex]

I don't think there is a good way to ask someone that question.

Have her wear a wig or something. Role play.

 

[DIVISION]

That would a negative there brotha.

Honey........Please read the whole thread then speak on it.

Put a dime on this, Velvetteer.....

DIV

 

[velvett]

Honey........Please read the whole thread then speak on it.

Put a dime on this, Velvetteer.....

DIV

I figured it was a joke.

 

[DIVISION]

I figured it was a joke.

It ain't no joke, sunshine....

He sincerely wants to fuck on the side....

DIV

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I figured it was a joke.

Me too as soon as I read the title I was laughing what is gonelifting up to now I thought.

 

[ChefWide]

I figured it was a joke.

Either it is a joke... or he is a joke, or his wifes lawyer will be telling jokes about it for years, any way you slice it there is definitely a joke involved.

 

[p0ink]

you have lost your mind...or you are some kind of sadist and secretly hoping your wife lops off your dick while you sleep.

i can honestly say if my dad asked my mom something like that, she would kill him...pure and simple.