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How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

gonelifting said:
Not in so many words, but she knows what I`m saying. She`s a woman. you know...


Who exactly are you hoping to have this affair with Oedipus? :worried:
 
bro i only read a few posts so if this is a joke excuse my post

but Im my opinion it isnt worth even asking,you have a family ,is it worth losing if she freaks and cant be with someone who wants to fuck another women? plus she will def start checking up on you all the time

let her bring it up if shes cool with it,otherwise good luck
 
JerseyArt said:
Who exactly are you hoping to have this affair with Oedipus? :worried:



Who ever it is, their name won`t be Oedipus that`s for sure.

I told you... I don`t have anyone in mind yet. I`m not gonna go out looking for a woman only to have my wife say no. wtf? Then what would I tell this new girl? "Uhhh forget it." lol "Thanks anyway" lol

One thing at a time.

She just got home... Shit`s gonna hit the fan my friends... damn. I feel faint and like I have to vomit. I wish I never found EF. My life would be so much easier... Cook, clean..."yes maam" Cook, clean... "Yes maam" That was so easy and routine and SECURE! That`s important to me. Now I`m all fucking broken down from this whole thing... I might pass out soon.


Shit`s gonna hit the fan, we might not even make it to my parents house...damn. Mom`s a good arbitrator. Anyway, wish me luck.
 
gonelifting said:
My wife definately would not go for it.


I think you just answered your own question... However you play your cards, it's almost automatically going to insult her and make her ask the "Why, don't I please you?" question... I think it's lose lose bro...
 
gonelifting said:
Who ever it is, their name won`t be Oedipus that`s for sure.

I told you... I don`t have anyone in mind yet. I`m not gonna go out looking for a woman only to have my wife say no. wtf? Then what would I tell this new girl? "Uhhh forget it." lol "Thanks anyway" lol

One thing at a time.

She just got home... Shit`s gonna hit the fan my friends... damn. I feel faint and like I have to vomit. I wish I never found EF. My life would be so much easier... Cook, clean..."yes maam" Cook, clean... "Yes maam" That was so easy and routine and SECURE! That`s important to me. Now I`m all fucking broken down from this whole thing... I might pass out soon.


Shit`s gonna hit the fan, we might not even make it to my parents house...damn. Mom`s a good arbitrator. Anyway, wish me luck.

Alright, nugga......

Stop the fucking charade and just admit you're full 'o' shit...... :rolleyes:

All this was a fucking joke to you....

You fucking kids and your EF DRAMA!!!!! :qt:



DIV

:chomp:
 
It`s over. Finally out in the open, it actually makes me feel a lot better. I may be getting sick from this, I feel a little under the weather right now from all day sweating and shit.

Anyway, she came home and we started going at it. The flowers I sent her did nothing to alleviate shit! Big waste of money! She starts going on and on about "Who the hell does this kind of stuff?" and then she brings up Ef message boards and says I get influenced by you guys (which I do but I don`t tell her that) She might see that though without me telling her. She`s pretty smart. Definately smarter than me, that`s why I don`t keep secrets from her.

She`s at her mother`s house now. I`m not sure if she`s coming back tonight. She told me not to go online but I had to come here and tell you guys this. I seriously don`t know what went wrong. I thought of everything but things did`nt happened the way I planned. I just don`t know what the hell happened. It`s just when she starts yelling and stuff, I begin to stutter and just (hate to say it) start crying a little, then she starts calling me a loser...blah blah blah. Whimp/girly and stuff. wtf? Every man cries. .. It does`nt really matter. fuck it. Just did`nt go my way. I tried, but something always seems to go wrong in my life, no matter how much I plan.

Also, she kept freaking asking me who the other woman was. WTF???????????? I told her 50 times!!!! There is no other woman! Why won`t she believe me? That`s when she left.
 
gonelifting said:
I just don`t know what the hell happened. It`s just when she starts yelling and stuff, I begin to stutter and just (hate to say it) start crying a little, then she starts calling me a loser...blah blah blah. Whimp/girly and stuff. wtf? Every man cries. .. It does`nt really matter. fuck it. Just did`nt go my way.
:lmao: :FRlol: :laugh2: :laugh2: :FRlol: :lmao:Started crying.....You're killing me!!
 
GL

Did you make certain that it wasnt that time of the month for her?

I cant explain her reaction otherwise
 
I had asked the beau what he wanted for his birthday, he said, "a redhead" so I said, "ok, only if we get to share and she does the dishes".

The look on his face was priceless.


You should have your wife call me.
 
gonelifting said:
I wish I never found EF. My life would be so much easier... Cook, clean..."yes maam" Cook, clean... "Yes maam" That was so easy and routine and SECURE! That`s important to me. Now I`m all fucking broken down from this whole thing... I might pass out soon.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA I"M GOING TO PUKE LMAOAOfffff
 
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