How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[gonelifting]

So you don`t think asking one of her friends to ask for me will cut it? I say friends can say anything to each other. Who better to pick than her best friend to ask her for me. It would be relaxed and sorta like "girl talk".

This is frustrating. That other stuff is too hard to remember. or Just give her the damn thread copy!

I`ve seen it happen in so many movies, why would`nt it work JUST ONCE with me. Just ONE TIME!!!

 

[Carmen]

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

 

[DIVISION]

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

DAMN, NUGGA!!!!!

It's about time my crime partner showed up to give me some much needed backup!

Sugarplum is about as open-minded as they come and EVEN SHE thinks you're in for some bad shit!!!!

Open your eyes, bro.

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

 

[Carmen]

DAMN, NUGGA!!!!!

It's about time my crime partner showed up to give me some much needed backup!

Sugarplum is about as open-minded as they come and EVEN SHE thinks you're in for some bad shit!!!!

Open your eyes, bro.

DIV

simply asking her is going to bring tears and a lack of trust- she will from now on know that she isn't enough for you and that you have been thinking, for some undetermined amount of time, about being with someone else.
soon, she will think that because she said no, that you will go and do it behind her back anyway or forever be resentful.
If you're going to ask, start with asking for a threesome and pray that she will be so turned off to the idea of another woman's kitty in her face that she'll tell you to just go do it without her.
but don't count on it. lol.

 

[DIVISION]

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

I'm amazed that you still don't get it.

You will have to ask her, no one else will do it for you. Take some responsibility for your own life and consequences, bro.

I don't see it working, no matter how you try to sugarcoat it.

Your wifey won't let you fuck another woman.

DIV

 

[Carmen]

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

nooooooooooooooooo
don't have someone else ask her or you will automatically be accused of fucking that person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see my reply #85 above.
the night won't kill her. just your marriage and possibly you.

 

[bran987]

lmao
that's right
your wife and daughter should be the ones who go stay in the hotel

 

[DIVISION]

nooooooooooooooooo
don't have someone else ask her or you will automatically be accused of fucking that person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see my reply #85 above.
the night won't kill her. just your marriage and possibly you.

It's simply amazing.......I've told him everything you are telling him right now.

Apparently my advice isn't good enough for gonelifting.

He doesn't understand the ramificiations that this can have if he fucks up.....

It's not easy like putting on some Keith Sweat and just dropping the question: Honey, do you mind if I fuck another woman just for one night?

I can't stress how much of a mistake he is making if he thinks she will just forget about it like nothing ever happened.

DIV

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

GL

You should just tell her yourself. You must outweigh her by at least 50lbs. What could go wrong?

Juts don't ask her in the kitchen bor. That's like their batcave. They have crap all over the place they can hurt you with, and you will never see it coming.

Trust me