How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[BUBBLES]

It`s over. Finally out in the open, it actually makes me feel a lot better. I may be getting sick from this, I feel a little under the weather right now from all day sweating and shit.

Anyway, she came home and we started going at it. The flowers I sent her did nothing to alleviate shit! Big waste of money! She starts going on and on about "Who the hell does this kind of stuff?" and then she brings up Ef message boards and says I get influenced by you guys (which I do but I don`t tell her that) She might see that though without me telling her. She`s pretty smart. Definately smarter than me, that`s why I don`t keep secrets from her.

She`s at her mother`s house now. I`m not sure if she`s coming back tonight. She told me not to go online but I had to come here and tell you guys this. I seriously don`t know what went wrong. I thought of everything but things did`nt happened the way I planned. I just don`t know what the hell happened. It`s just when she starts yelling and stuff, I begin to stutter and just (hate to say it) start crying a little, then she starts calling me a loser...blah blah blah. Whimp/girly and stuff. wtf? Every man cries. .. It does`nt really matter. fuck it. Just did`nt go my way. I tried, but something always seems to go wrong in my life, no matter how much I plan.

Also, she kept freaking asking me who the other woman was. WTF???????????? I told her 50 times!!!! There is no other woman! Why won`t she believe me? That`s when she left.

I read this thread and it is quite funny. If I were in your shoes I would have made up a fake story to see her reaction first about "..how a friend of yours will try out swinging and his wife is happy to participate in it". And then your wife would have given her opinion on the matter. Based on your wife's reaction to that bogus story I would have told her the truth or maybe not! (You have to test the waters first in such a way so she does not get suspicious if you want to save your marriage!)
However I personally would not condone cheating in a marriage.

 

[Whiskey]

Hmmmm... the lesson here kiddies is to make shure that you drug your current spouse with something that won't let her remember the whole night and then ask her to get her opinion!!

Whiskey

 

[awittyusername]

Div. and SB you are dead on!!!!!!!!


To be honest, I thought this was a joke that JA and BBF are in on. But, one thing leads me to beleive its not a joke. Its not funny.

GL if its a joke, then I lose a little respect for you humor. If its not a joke, then I lost ALOT of respect for you as a man.

 

[gonelifting]

Div. and SB you are dead on!!!!!!!!


To be honest, I thought this was a joke that JA and BBF are in on. But, one thing leads me to beleive its not a joke. Its not funny.

GL if its a joke, then I lose a little respect for you humor. If its not a joke, then I lost ALOT of respect for you as a man.

It hurts to see that from someone I respect. I`m sorry that this happened. Maybe you did`nt read the whole thread (because of the lenth) but it has some crazy stuff in there that should give away the fact that it`s a fake. I did`nt plan on this, just ended up this way.

I`m not someone to joke about stuff in the manner I`ve done here.
Sorry bros and girls..

 

[awittyusername]

It hurts to see that from someone I respect. I`m sorry that this happened. Maybe you did`nt read the whole thread (because of the lenth) but it has some crazy stuff in there that should give away the fact that it`s a fake. I did`nt plan on this, just ended up this way.

I`m not someone to joke about stuff in the manner I`ve done here.
Sorry bros and girls..

Sorry, I just skimmed it. I knew you had more sence then that. But, I thought you were losing it. lol

I took it serious bc a smart guy I have partnered w/on some projects just went nuts. We made some decent money and all of a sudden girls (who would never like before) started throwing themselves at him. He went crazy and started cheating on his wife. He ended up losing his house, cars, etc and it fucked up our current project. (besides giving us a bad rep)

You are the last person I would expect to do something like that. I would have enjoyed the joke if I havent been going though the same thing w/my partner the last yr.

 

[gonelifting]

Sorry, I just skimmed it. I knew you had more sence then that. But, I thought you were losing it. lol

I took it serious bc a smart guy I have partnered w/on some projects just went nuts. We made some decent money and all of a sudden girls (who would never like before) started throwing themselves at him. He went crazy and started cheating on his wife. He ended up losing his house, cars, etc and it fucked up our current project. (besides giving us a bad rep)

You are the last person I would expect to do something like that. I would have enjoyed the joke if I havent been going though the same thing w/my partner the last yr.

I understand. I still agree that it was`nt in the best taste to do something like this, but like I said, I did NOT plan it out the way it ended up. I sorta tried to sabotage it by saying some outlandish stuff here and there and it seemed to work from the messages I recieved from people "lol people are believing you" etc... So a few people knew it was fake.

Still, It`s not my style and I`ll think twice next time. Thanks

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

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Still, It`s not my style and I`ll think twice next time. Thanks

Don't change a thing!
It's 50 times cooler that people believed you...

 

[strangebrew]

After reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that the majority of EF'rs are in fact, retarded.

 

[strangebrew]

It hurts to see that from someone I respect. I`m sorry that this happened. Maybe you did`nt read the whole thread (because of the lenth) but it has some crazy stuff in there that should give away the fact that it`s a fake. I did`nt plan on this, just ended up this way.

I`m not someone to joke about stuff in the manner I`ve done here.
Sorry bros and girls..

Dude, don't apologize. It was funny. People on here just take shit too seriously.

 

[jerseyart]

Im confused now

Does this mean there wont be any pics?