How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[Ulcasterdropout]

He'll chicken out....relax

 

[DIVISION]

Either it is a joke... or he is a joke, or his wifes lawyer will be telling jokes about it for years, any way you slice it there is definitely a joke involved.

Now aint' the fuckin' truth eh, Cheffy Smoove Nugga......

There is a joke in here somewhere.......

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

I just got off the phone with my mother. I think it`s best and I`m agreeing with my mom that we all sit down and talk about this in a rational way. She also said I should`nt have these thoughts in my head and will realise it when the time is right. "Don`t mess this up" she tells me. You have a wondeful wife... don`t mess it up!" lol Gotta love moms. She does`nt really understand how men think. But it`s all gonna be out in the open tonight hopefully at the family meeting.

I have the HUGEST fucking headache in the world. How did I get myself into this?!?!?!?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You talked to your mom about getting some side pussy? omg... I'm callin' supa' bullshit

 

[gonelifting]

You talked to your mom about getting some side pussy? omg... I'm callin' supa' bullshit

Not in so many words, but she knows what I`m saying. She`s a woman. you know...

 

[jerseyart]

GL

Maybe you should tell your wife you're afraid she has too much of a load to carry by herslef, and that after giving it some thought you decided to bring in a nother woman to help out with the chores.

That way you not only get to have the sex on the side, but your wife will think your considerate as well.

By the way, that advice was free. It isn't that I'm above charging for my opinion, but I'm barred from doing so by court order.

Fucking govt

 

[ChefWide]

Not in so many words, but she knows what I`m saying. She`s a woman. you know...

Believe me, I know.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Damn you told your mom???

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

OMFG dude.. you are blowing this sexual fantasy WAY out of proportion.. the ONLY person you should go to at his point is your wife...

If you want to make this happen you are doing everything in your power to prevent it.

 

[DIVISION]

Damn you told your mom???

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

OMFG dude.. you are blowing this sexual fantasy WAY out of proportion.. the ONLY person you should go to at his point is your wife...

If you want to make this happen you are doing everything in your power to prevent it.

That's what I'm sayin', holmes.....

He's fucking up his own fantasy before it even gets to mid-erection status....


DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

@gl
you're gona tell us what happened, right?