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chris302001

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What's a penis worth? $795,000, court rules
Romanian doctor ordered to pay compensation after surgery-gone-wrong
The Associated Press
updated 3:50 a.m. PT, Fri., July. 4, 2008

BUCHAREST, Romania - A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation.

In July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead of making an incision to the testicle.

The Bucharest Magistrates Court ruled Friday that Ciomu had been "superficial" in his approach to the operation, ordered the fine and handed Ciomu a one-year suspended prison sentence. The ruling can be appealed.

A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic.

"You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25526847/



All I can say is if I was that guy......I'd want a big chunk takin outta my quad.....atleast you'd have a nice bulge...lol poor fucker...
 
Wow that really sucks! How old was this guy? If he was young then he may now have received enough money. The poor guy will never be able to fuck again.
 
oh wow. :worried:

In america, the verdict would have been much larger.


or should we call it "verdick?"
 
Smurfy said:
I could live without my husband;s penis for $800k
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Now without his tongue.... FUCK NO.

Men don't realize that while penis is REAL important, it ain't near as important as the tongue.
 
Smurfy said:
I could live without my husband;s penis for $800k
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I'm living without getting any dick for free right now. If someone wants to hand me a few hundred, I can maintain the status quo.

:lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
I'm living without getting any dick for free right now. If someone wants to hand me a few hundred, I can maintain the status quo.

:lmao:
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Now I don't care who you are ^^^ that right there is funny!
 
If I lose my cock I blow my brains out.
 
you can not give that guy enough money to ease the pain lol

they should give him 100 million dollars so he can spend it on research for fully functional prosthetic penises
 
DJ_UFO said:
If I lose my cock I blow my brains out.
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First I'd abduct that doctor, tie him up somewhere where nobody could hear him scream, and I'd torture him for weeks. THEN, once he died, I'd blow my brains out.
 
canadianhitman said:
First I'd abduct that doctor, tie him up somewhere where nobody could hear him scream, and I'd torture him for weeks. THEN, once he died, I'd blow my brains out.
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No shit man.....how do you "fail to make an incision in the scrotum and hack the WHOLE FUCKING DICK OFF".............Dude has no business in surgery with a mistake like that........I mean wtf? Did someone goose him and he lurched forward or soemthing?
 
seriously that's so fucked only 800k, that's some bullshit.

Also HOW THE FUCK IN GODS NAME, do you ACCIDENTALLY cut off a penis!!!! holy shit hawks batman!

wow like this dude deserves like at least 100 mill like cw said, maybe a billion.

He can't have kids, he can't fuck, fuck he can't even JERK OFF!!! holy shit poor mother fucker.
 
Smurfy said:
I could live without my husband;s penis for $800k
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lololol
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
seriously that's so fucked only 800k, that's some bullshit.

Also HOW THE FUCK IN GODS NAME, do you ACCIDENTALLY cut off a penis!!!! holy shit hawks batman!

wow like this dude deserves like at least 100 mill like cw said, maybe a billion.

He can't have kids, he can't fuck, fuck he can't even JERK OFF!!! holy shit poor mother fucker.
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lol boys r silly
 
If a dumb ass doctor cut off my dick, I'd have to sue for at least 10 million.... There wouldn't be much of a reason to live after that. And I'd need at least 1 million for therapy.
 
habitualhealth said:
you could always strap one on. that'd only cost about $11.99
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Not being able to cum would be the suck of all sucks. If you could no longer have an orgasm, wouldn't your quality of life take a nosedive? I hear women have more intense orgasms then men, but I think men are more addicted to them. Women seem to be able to live without sex, not many men could.
 
bigbadassdude said:
Not being able to cum would be the suck of all sucks. If you could no longer have an orgasm, wouldn't your quality of life take a nosedive? I hear women have more intense orgasms then men, but I think men are more addicted to them. Women seem to be able to live without sex, not many men could.
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what is this orgasm you speak of?







my life must be the suck of all sucks. :worried:
 
habitualhealth said:
what is this orgasm you speak of?







my life must be the suck of all sucks. :worried:
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For real? I thought women do the same thing as men do when they don't have a partner.. Maybe I'm just one of those sex addicts. I need to cum daily in order to feel good.
 
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