How much is your dick worth??

[nimbus]

the real tragedy is that he woke up with a smaller bicep, fucked up.

 

[DJ_UFO]

If I lose my cock I blow my brains out.

 

[Arabian]

Its Priceless

 

[Bikini Mod]

OH,LUMBERG UNDERSTAN DS

Good man that he is.

Men - listen... the penis is nice, yes... but it is ALL ABOUT THE TONGUE!!!

 

[calveless wonder]

you can not give that guy enough money to ease the pain lol

they should give him 100 million dollars so he can spend it on research for fully functional prosthetic penises

 

[drsketch]

My dick is worth much more the 800K

I say a billion for every " so 8 billion

 

[PICK3]

I could adjust to live without it, butt so many hawtie's would be dissapointed.

just sayin'

 

[calveless wonder]

^---spoken like a true 4

 

[canadianhitman]

If I lose my cock I blow my brains out.

First I'd abduct that doctor, tie him up somewhere where nobody could hear him scream, and I'd torture him for weeks. THEN, once he died, I'd blow my brains out.

 

[chris302001]

First I'd abduct that doctor, tie him up somewhere where nobody could hear him scream, and I'd torture him for weeks. THEN, once he died, I'd blow my brains out.

No shit man.....how do you "fail to make an incision in the scrotum and hack the WHOLE FUCKING DICK OFF".............Dude has no business in surgery with a mistake like that........I mean wtf? Did someone goose him and he lurched forward or soemthing?