How many beers?

[borris]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

 

[gotmilk]

none....

I've drank so many in the past that I think I killed off my brain. I stopped.

I once crashed a new Toyota pick-up with a .31 BAL. That's how bad I used to drink

 

[KillahBee]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 5-6
2. 8-10
3. Not even sure beer can do this to me anymore. Probably 15-18 (I don't get sloppy)
4. Never uttered those words (idiot). Passed out, I guess

 

[digimon7068]

i'm like 230 right now. . .but i still start to feel the sense of relaxation after only 2 beers. . .i've always been kind of a lightweight. . .

 

[Lestat]

I don't really like drinking much, but I can get a buzz off of 3-4.

Drunk at about 10.

 

[txbondsman]

( international symbal for no alcohol) sober 7 years and counting....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

1. Buzzed - 2-3

2. Satasfied drunk level 4-5

3. Sloppy drunk - 8-10

4. I can't drive - dunno. never been taht drunk on beer

 

[nefertiti]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 4
2. 6
3. 8
4. 3 (if I can feel it at all, I won't drive. Which is why I cab and metro when I go out)

 

[calveless wonder]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

good thread idea

1.) 4-5 (if i drink them quickly, and not with alot of food in my stomach)
2.) 7-8, within a couple of hours
3.) 12-14
4.) 16 (i never drink that much straight beer though)

 

[KillahBee]

i'll answer for strinbean:

1. 11
2. 27
3. fuck you
4. steroids

 

[borris]

i'll answer for strinbean:

1. 11
2. 27
3. fuck you
4. steroids

ololl

 

[samoth]

i'll answer for strinbean:

1. 11
2. 27
3. fuck you
4. steroids

lol, titcr

 

[delete]

and i've found it usually takes about 4-5 beers for the guy to get horny and want to watch some porn; the 6th beer and he's happy with the best BJ he's had in years. lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

Depends on how much I had to eat, and what type of beer it is. I can usually drink a twelve pack of Miller Light over the course of the night and stay between 2. and 3.

 

[chewyxrage]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 6
2. 12
3. 20
4. Anything over 3-5 beers you won't catch my ass driving

 

[calveless wonder]

1. 6
2. 12
3. 20
4. Anything over 3-5 beers you won't catch my ass driving

damn dude, you can drink some brews

 

[chewyxrage]

I practice a little too much

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

3=20+

4=not known, you would have to come along and count.

 

[binö]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

3-5
6-9
10-14
no driving after 3

 

[chewyxrage]

You can tell who's gotten DUI's in this thread

 

[DannoMight]

6,8,10,12. half for mixed drinks.

 

[chewyxrage]

I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything, but I think mullets are pretty kickass

 

[DannoMight]

I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything, but I think mullets are pretty kickass

thanks bro. you know I'd really like to make love to you tonight....

 

[BIGBUCK$]

10
14
17
20+

 

[chewyxrage]

10
14
17
20+

These are the people I hang out with


A 5:00am bedtime is the norm for me on a drinkin night (no coke)

Some booze and some chronic will keep me up all night (why sleep? It's boring)

 

[BIGBUCK$]

These are the people I hang out with


A 5:00am bedtime is the norm for me on a drinkin night (no coke)

Some booze and some chronic will keep me up all night (why sleep? It's boring)

i put down about a dozen tonight. deserved it after a loooooooong day at work.

 

[chewyxrage]

i put down about a dozen tonight. deserved it after a loooooooong day at work.

I'm prolly at that level right now.

You work Saturdays? That shit blows, I do it during the 4th quarter but that's it.

I work around 50 hours a week norm, easy. But working Saturdays on top of that makes me want to kill myself....

 

[Spartacus]

none....

I've drank so many in the past that I think I killed off my brain. I stopped.

I once crashed a new Toyota pick-up with a .31 BAL. That's how bad I used to drink

I blew a .345 when I was checked into rehab

 

[digimon7068]

I blew a .345 when I was checked into rehab

^^^^^classic overachiever^^^^^

 

[Spartacus]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. six
2. 15
3. 25
4. legally 4 in an hour and then 1/hour

 

[Spartacus]

^^^^^classic overachiever^^^^^

I remember it too
though I didn't remember making a pass at a nurse
the director told me later
I asked "was she good looking?"
"yes"
I felt relieved

 

[digimon7068]

I remember it too
though I didn't remember making a pass at a nurse
the director told me later
I asked "was she good looking?"
"yes"
I felt relieved

for one reason or another i've known quite a few funeral directors in my life. . .i have three as clients right now. . .with one exception, everyone of them has had a problem with the bottle at one time or another. . .very rough profession (mentally). . .you guys earn every penny. . .

 

[stosstruppe]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 3-4 pints
2. 5-6 pints
3. 8+ pints

I generally can't drink anymore than 6-8 pints though before feeling "saturated" (bloated), hence why I drink malts / neat JD alongside my pints to speed up the good times

 

[Bikini Mod]

I don't like beer.

 

[bluepeter]

Depends on how much I had to eat, and what type of beer it is. I can usually drink a twelve pack of Miller Light over the course of the night and stay between 2. and 3.

Isn't that the same as drinking water?

 

[manny78]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. = 4

2. = 6

3. = 8

4. = 10

All that in 3 hours.

 

[MichaelScott]

poor borris

 

[hardrock]

1. Buzzed- 2-4 depending on beer
2. Satasfied drunk level- 6-10
3. Sloppy drunk- Don't think I can get sloppy drunk on beer. 20+ and I'm still cool. Guess I don't drink them fast enough.
4. I WONT drive- anything over 4. Won't make that mistake again.

 

[Spartacus]

4. I WONT drive- anything over 4. Won't make that mistake again.

you haven't lived until you're barreling down the interstate at 140 with 3 cop cars trailing you

I got away too,they were out of my rearview
and then I came upon 2 SUVs traveling side by side at 70 blocking me
braking from 140 to 70 requires skill
she got a little loose
the hell you say I'm too impaired to drive
man those cops were pissed

 

[txbondsman]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

Haven't drank but one drink in 7 years, that one was on my wedding day.

Back when I WAS drinking.....
1 was too many and a 100 wasn't enough.
My problem was that when I started to feel buzzed, Tequila seemed like a great idea, or yayo, usually both. And by then, the more I drank, the more I drank....

 

[Cutiebaby]

I do not drink beer, honestly don't see the point. Born, raised, been around alcoholics my whole damn life yet none of their excuses make sense to me.
"I'm bored"
"relaxing from a hard day"
"I like the taste" (best excuse yet)
"I was pissed off, aggravated whatever"
"beer goes good with summer nights"
"It's what men do"
"It's who I am"
"all men do it"
more like "I am a fucking alcoholic yet too pussy enough to admit it and seek help!!!!!!"

 

[BNG]

I had a tell me the difference between a straight guy and a willing 'mo was a six pack! LoL!

 

[txbondsman]

<<< experiencing censorship, wtf. I don't care, but it would be nice to know why.
btw, I like what you changed it too, that works for me also.....

 

[bigmann245]

I cant even tell you that. When i drink now it sociably and i dont drink to get drunk. before that I cant even remember but it was a lot.

 

[string_bean00]

i'll answer for strinbean:

1. 11
2. 27
3. fuck you
4. steroids

 

[the_alcatraz]

( international symbal for no alcohol) sober 7 years and counting....

Good job bro!

 

[Spartacus]

I do not drink beer, honestly don't see the point. Born, raised, been around alcoholics my whole damn life yet none of their excuses make sense to me.
"I'm bored"
"relaxing from a hard day"
"I like the taste" (best excuse yet)
"I was pissed off, aggravated whatever"
"beer goes good with summer nights"
"It's what men do"
"It's who I am"
"all men do it"
more like "I am a fucking alcoholic yet too pussy enough to admit it and seek help!!!!!!"

what fuckin` excuse do you need
to have to fuckin` die
isn`t tht reason enough?

your whole fuckin` existence terminated
no matter what you do

 

[Spartacus]

I struggle with the guilt of creating a child
and eventually having to inform them what the game plan is

 

[Spartacus]

the shit we chat about

perhaps sometime I`ll do a

`spend a week with the dead`
thread
and chronicle a week in the funeral home

I could start tomorrow
some dude with 3 young kids croaked
he`s gettin` an autopsy
so that`s friday afternoon`s assignment

 

[Whiskey]

Buzzed about 3.
satisfied about 7.
Sloppy about 12.
I can't drive 14.

Some factors do apply, like wether i've eaten or not... and how strong a brew it is

Whiskey

 

[stilleto]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 1

 

[redshirt27se]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 6
2. 10
3. 14
4. 8

 

[RachelEFC]

4
8
12
4

 

[bigmann245]

4
8
12
4

how many before your horny? just askin

 

[crazyjoe]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

I can get buzzed from one beer since I very rarely drink alcohol

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. Uhhhh about like six at least..
2. 10-12..
3. 18-20
4. well fuck If I'm sloppy drunk I obviously can't drive.. but lets say about 30-35 before I break my nose..

 

[needtogetaas]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

1. 8-10
2.14-16
3.30 pack or more
4. 6 and I am past legal limit so I will not drive.


Of course I no longer drink but this was the way it used to be when I did.

 

[cindylou]

Does it take for you to be

1. Buzzed
2. Satasfied drunk level
3. Sloppy drunk
4. I can't drive

I mostly try and drink on a slightly empty stomach to account for the calories but always end up shoving shit down l8r.

1. 4
2. 10 beers?
3. never with beer
4. after I've switched to liquor