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How do you address your S/O?

Werd

Werd

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Do you SAY one thing, but find that you address them differently in writing as in an email or card, letter, etc?

How do you address them? By their first name or do you use any term of endearment in particular? For those of you who have been together since Jesus walked the earth (yes, I am VERY much in admiration of you guys) do you find that this has changed?.... or is it still the same after all this time?

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I say: Yo biatch, make me a sammich!
Then she says: Listen dickhead, make u own damn sammich!

He he...

Hone,
Honey
sweetie
Babe
Toots
What up Girlfriend.
 
WODIN said:
I say: Yo biatch, make me a sammich!
Then she says: Listen dickhead, make u own damn sammich!

He he...

Hone,
Honey
sweetie
Babe
Toots
What up Girlfriend.
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HEHehehehheheheheheee OK - peeps just walked by me lookin all strange and shit because I busted out laughing. :FRlol:
 
I said "Yes, dear" to Mrs. D once. That how I ended up as a brain in a bell jar.

She has a name and she expects me to use it.

The first Mrs. Digger got nicknamed by my then-four-year-old nephew. He called her Thilly.

For about six years she thought it was cute. By year eight it got to the point she wrote it into one of her novels as Something a Husband Should Not Inflict On His Wife.
 
Depends on the Situation in which I'm addressing her, or Undressing her.. LOL

Her full first name
Her first name shortened (90%)
Hon
Honey
Sweetie
Babe


Definitely no pet names like smoopi
 
i think that the generic names like

hon ,sweetie and all their derivatives are so......Well, GENERIC.

Now "the albatros" is something!
 
LOL@Digger....

There was only one bf that actually called me by my full first name... He had a voice that boomed. I can still hear it in my head. *smile*

My last guy would call me honey. I dont know why, but I really liked it. I mean, he was so kind and respectful of me always and the lilt in his voice as he said it made it very genuine and sincere... And he nearly ALWAYS mispronounced my given name! It was actually a running joke as to how he would introduce me to peeps and 99% of the time mispronounce my name! HEHeheheheheheheeeee I swear he did it because he knew it irked me just a teeny bit. It was so funny to be mad at him and he would apologize, "What? Did I say it incorrectly? Oh I am soooooooo sorry honey!" then we would both laugh... My fav would be when he would say, "Honey, would you mind just bending over right here for just a sec?"

*cough* (sorry... strayed a bit off topic)

My exhusband would call me by a short of my first name or bunny or guy if we were getting frisky or he was being kind. "You dirty whore" when he was pissed... (Yea, he was a REAL keeper.)

I address everyone by darlin' or sugar or sweetheart - even total strangers. No disrespect, but a genuine term of endearment. It is very infrequent that I have ill feelings towards anyone. That is usully reserved for my ex. LOL

In writing though, I would address my last guy "mon amour" or "mon ami" or "my love" but I would never SAY it.
 
GREGORY said:
i think that the generic names like

hon ,sweetie and all their derivatives are so......Well, GENERIC.

Now "the albatros" is something!
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Did you REALLY call her that?.... or were you just posting that to be a wisenheimer?! LOL
 
Honey.

My mom told me years ago to call ALL my significant others Honey, so that you never make the mistake of calling out the wrong name at the wrong time.
 
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I have a myriad of words of endearment and use them such that each rhymes with the sentence its used with.

"What have you done, honeypun?"

"Then where will we meet, sweet?"
etc

Not really of course :)

Usually her name or just "lief"

or al sorts of disrespectful words in a playful way
 
I call my hubby: Tom, hon-zee, sweetie..... his ex called him "T" which I never use....

My ex hubby used to call me "Mister" and I thought that was cute...
 
I called my ex-wife honey 80% of the time. The rest I'd call her beautiful, sexy, other nice adjectives. During sex we usually got a little potty mouthed and called each other names that most women would find offensive, but she is a farmgirl so swearing is comfortable for her, and we always said it with love. :D

Now that we are divorced I find myself having to force myself to call her by her first name, it's hard. We went to a local farm fair last night and she actually commented on how weird it is to hear me call her by her first name all the time.
 
I call my wife of 8 years "Lover" all the time. On occasion I call her "Babygirl", but my 5 year old daughter gets jealous so she has to be "Babygirl" now.

There is a little joke I play: I introduce her as my "ex-girlfriend" to people sometimes. :D You should see the look on people's faces.:confused:
 
first name, in full
or a shorter version of it on occasion.
or hon, which i call everyone.
 
If it's something serious I use an abbreviated form of his first name, the only people who use his full first name are older family members and they do this to distinguish between his father and him since they have the same name.

Other times it will varry because he's got a few nicknames. His brother has been calling him Stromba for many years and I've adopted that at times as well. Usually I just say hun or honey to get his attention. I'll use gavone and horses ass, but those are said playfully (like when it's time to eat I will call upstairs, "Gavone, time to eat!" Similarly, he uses an abbreviated form of my first name and he's got a few nicknames for me, often just saying sweetie to get my attention. The only time we'll use full first names are on serious cards or letters to one another.
 
big4rt said:
I call my wife of 8 years "Lover" all the time. On occasion I call her "Babygirl", but my 5 year old daughter gets jealous so she has to be "Babygirl" now.

There is a little joke I play: I introduce her as my "ex-girlfriend" to people sometimes. :D You should see the look on people's faces.:confused:
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LOL now THAT is funny.

I have a dear friend that I would call "My future exhusband and he would call me his future exwife" hehehehheeee as we were both divorced and we were JUST friends.
 
She hates goofy nicknames. She calls me steve or D_T and I call her by her real name. She signs her emails "Pussy" because I asked.
 
Werd said:
Did you REALLY call her that?.... or were you just posting that to be a wisenheimer?! LOL
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Albatros, bunny, rabbit, tucan are all names i call her. She has a very high IQ, so there is a deep kinda nerdy humor to it for us. Been together over 6 years in a happy relationship, so all is well. BTW, you don't want to know my names.
 
her name

or by her pet name very occasionally

and sweeto...rarely
 
"That self-same moment I did pray...

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

The albatross slipped from my neck and sank like an anchor into the sea."


I HATED MISS CLARK MY FUCKING 9TH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER. THAT BITCH MISPRONOUNCED MY FIRST NAME THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR. I DID CORRECT HER AND SHE JUST DIDNT GIVE A SHIT. I HOPE THAT BITCH DIED A LONELY MISERABLE DEATH.


Hehehehehheeeee (Not kidding about that shit about my 9th grade English teacher though - only laughing about how I still remember most of that stupid poem.)
 
BooBooKittyFuck... (yeah way before ScottsMan and BBF cooked that shit up)
Babygirl
Baby
Kimmy
Kimberlee
Kim
 
Babydoll, is used most often. When I'm scraming through the house for her, her first and middle name....and when she's bought something or done something she shouldn't have..........I call her Sneaky Jones....or Sneaky Sneakerton. :D
 
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well, aside from the generic babe or baby.......since we're both part hispanic she calls me "papi" or "papito" and i call her "mami". it's really cute on a day to day basis but incredibly sexy if we're having sex....

i just wish all these rappers/black people would stop saying it. It ruins it and butchers our language. That's probably the only spanish word they know. god knows i'd never be calling my girl "boo"
 
either by his first name or babe.

he calls me bull, because I am full of it.

one ex I had used to introduce me as his "lover". I hated that shit, because to me, a lover is temporary, where as "partner" sounds more permanent to me.

It didn't matter because it was all over in a few weeks anyway.
 
FreeballinDC said:
either by his first name or babe.

he calls me bull, because I am full of it.

one ex I had used to introduce me as his "lover". I hated that shit, because to me, a lover is temporary, where as "partner" sounds more permanent to me.

It didn't matter because it was all over in a few weeks anyway.
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i figured you would call him stud muffin
 
pitbullstl said:
and when she's bought something or done something she shouldn't have..........I call her Sneaky Jones....or Sneaky Sneakerton. :D
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you must spread karma before giving it to pitbullst again



sneaky sneakerton is great

I ususally just talk and my girlfriend knows Im talking to her,or Ill call her lis
and sometimes when Im being funny Ill call her women and shake my finger,she almost pisses herself
 
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For 17 years I have called my wife "shug". I don't even know her first name now.

She's called me "boog" for about 15 years.
 
Depends on the situation, and delivery.

-"Hey babe, can you hand me that"?
-"Thanks doll/doll face".
-"Listen toots..." [when joking around over a minor disagreement]

Also use, but not limited to:
-Sweetheart.
-Hun
-Sweetie
 
Hon or Babe, that`s it 97% of the time or by her name when appropriate in front of others or if I have to yell for her from far away such as a department store etc. lol


But in my past relationships I called all of them collect.

Actually my wife calls me Bubba on occasion. She`s been doing it forever.
 
My buddy's g/f called him Booboo in front of everyone the other day. Everyone just stopped on a dime in a "what the fuck" gaze. We've been calling him Booboo since.
 
Rex said:
My buddy's g/f called him Booboo in front of everyone the other day. Everyone just stopped on a dime in a "what the fuck" gaze. We've been calling him Booboo since.
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guys are so much cooler than girls hehehe
 
Do my Laundry, BIOTCH!

She calls me 'The Ejaculator'

Although she gets lazy and casual every one in awhile and leaves the 'The' off... then there is hell to pay.

When she is mad she calls me 'Ejac'..... oh the sky gets dark when that happens....
 
Snug or snugger.


HAHHAHAHAA


Even in public, which is amusing when I'm looking for him in the supermarket.
 
'moony' cos she looks like a singer named moony ans she hates it, or just her name...Lisa


to everyone; using pet names in public is awful, horrible to listen to, please don't do it
 
My SO's youngest brother couldn't say his name right until he was about 6. So a lot of his friends and I call him by that name. Otherwise I take the first part of his name "Jer" and tack on other endings like "idy", "s", "athan", etc. It sort of drives him insane but I do that to everyone so it's just part of the deal.

He usually calls me Katie and tacks on a fake middle name that's cute. He only calls me a slut if I ask him to. :angel:
 
Smurfy said:
I didnt know this many people on Elite had SO's. Plus id like th say that there is alot of retarded nicknames on this thread.
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I don't have one....anymore, but when I did those were the names

Also they help when I can't remember their name. No girl I have ever come across got mad when I called her sweetheart, but calling an Amanda, Kelly. Hell hath no fury....
 
Actually, my guy PURPOSELY mispronounces my full name when introducing me to peeps. He knows it irks the bejeebers out of me and he does it with such a straight face that it is quite amusing. Could you imagine introducing your lady/guy to a dear friend or associate and mispronouncing their name?! Talk about your dark humor. LOL

Velvett.... why do we do it? Insist on calling our guys by incredibly embarrassing nicks in public?....

HEhehehehehehee God, I gotta start calling my guy something stupid just so I can do that. But then again, NOTHING embarrasses him... so I guess that this is pretty much a lost cause.

*NARF*
 
Werd said:
Velvett.... why do we do it? Insist on calling our guys by incredibly embarrassing nicks in public?....



*NARF*
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If I use his proper name, he's like " what, what did I do?"

The first time he said that I was like , HUH?
So he has become his nickname.

He calls me babycakes in public so I guess we're even.
 
It's cute how all you guys have your pet names for your SO.

Man.......if only things were really that simple.

DIV

:chomp:
 
DIVISION said:
It's cute how all you guys have your pet names for your SO.

Man.......if only things were really that simple.

DIV

:chomp:
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I dont quite understand what you are saying with this statement. Please enlighten me.
 
Hon
Honey
Name
Mrs. W
and the piece de resistance: 'my cheese'*


* In icelandic, it's a common term of endearment to call your S.O. 'my love' sounds EXACTLY like the icelandic words for 'my cheese' when you don't fully know the language. For the first 4 months or so that we were dating, she would use that term more and more often... one night, in bed, I asked her, "Why do you allways call me your 'cheese'?"

The paramedics had to revive her from the laughing fit. Mouth open, shoulders dancing, laughing so hard that no sound comes out...

For the next weeks, every time she went to address me she used the real phrase in Icelandic for 'my cheese', and was bent over laughing. As were her siblings. And Parents. And Aunts and Uncles. And friends. Did I mention she told her coworkers? and their friends? and the people that owe them money?

You know when you really do something incredibly dumb, like wire the living room to the circuits for the door intercom system and whenever the buzzer rings the lights in the living room go out? THAT is when you say... "Awwww, it will be ok, my cheese."


.
 
Werd said:
I dont quite understand what you are saying with this statement. Please enlighten me.
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It's me......I'm not an easy guy to be in a relationship with.

That's what I meant.

DIV

:chomp:
 
I usually refer to my S/O as one of the following:

My old lady
The Trim
Wife
Waif
Babe
First name
Shortened first name
Wada (daughter couldn't say her name right for years, and still doesn't say it right out of habit)
 
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