How do dodos handle more than 2 kids???

[Razorguns]

Jesus. I had to take care of 2 of my ex-gfs daughters for a day at the beach. 4 and 5. They have like 1000000 joules of energy, total add, run all over the place, loud, trying to talk to every stranger, start crying whenever they fall - hot damn van damme.

I have no idea how on earth Octopig can handle 14 kids. She's fucking whacked.

I like order, logic, silence, tranquility in things. I'm at peace now relaxing with my quad and 24". Now I know why mother nature didn't design guys like me to be child raisers in life. Good god.

(on the bright side, I threw some discipline into the screaming rugrats, but i'm sure by tomorrow they'll have forgotten it and back to fighting with mommy).

r

 

[Smurfy]

hmmm. why would she choose you as a babysitting option?

 

[ortiz34]

those poor kids felt the pain of





























RAZORNEGATIVE! THE MOST POWERFUL NEGATIVE MAN ON THE UNIVERSE!
(DUMM DEE DEE DUMM)

 

[Smurfy]

did the Mom pay you in guitars?

 

[Razorguns]

Exactly. I tried to teach those girls the evils of Obama's failed response to the economic crisis by continuing the monopoly of the US banking system by moving private debts to public through use of the treasury -- and in return, they threw a ball at me.

I'm sticking to shreddin to Ozzy. Shit I can understand.

r

 

[nimbus]

you hittin that again?

 

[eliteandy]

LOL. I use to be the same way!!!! Everyone else's kids are always annoying!

+1 for trying to teach those kids the evil way's of Obama. We need more people like you in this world!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I used to take my four (all born in 5 years) and my sister's 3 (right in line behind mine) out ALL THE TIME.

I LOVED it... never had a problem. Matter of fact one of my favorite pics is of the time I took all of them to see Ringling Bros. First time any of them had been to the circus. I'll have to find the pic.

PS - I really can't stand anyone else's kids either. LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

And to answer your question about how "dodos handle their kids"... they don't. The kids pretty much handle them....

 

[rnch]

my sainted mother had the first 3 kids in 4 1/2 years time. stuck out in (at the time) nowheresville suburbs, full of brand new tract houses and fellow mothers in the same fix she was in, 12 miles away from the city, with no air conditioning, no dryer, and a diaper pail (pre-pampers time period), an old, crappy car with a perpetually empty gas tank...no wonder she would lock herself in the laundry room and sob sometimes!

when she would finally have enough of the ankle biters (including the ring leader, me!), she would push us all out of the back door and lock it; telling us not to come back until lunch/dinner time, to go amuse ourselves elsewhere and leave her the heck alone for a few hours!

of course, gentle readers, this was many, many years ago.....the world HAS changed!

 

[ortiz34]

my sainted mother had the first 3 kids in 4 1/2 years time. stuck out in (at the time) nowheresville suburbs, full of brand new tract houses and fellow mothers in the same fix she was in, 12 miles away from the city, with no air conditioning, no dryer, and a diaper pail (pre-pampers time period), an old, crappy car with a perpetually empty gas tank...no wonder she would lock herself in the laundry room and sob sometimes!

when she would finally have enough of the ankle biters (including the ring leader, me!), she would push us all out of the back door and lock it; telling us not to come back until lunch/dinner time, to go amuse ourselves elsewhere and leave her the heck alone for a few hours!

of course, gentle readers, this was many, many years ago.....the world HAS changed!

lol, she did a number on you

 

[Bikini Mod]

Rnch I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Back in jersey THE SECOND it started snowing all the kids would jump up and down, "We wanna play in the snow. We wanna play in the snow." So you get them all dressed up (THEY ALL need your help and THEY ALL want it FIRST). By the time you get the last one out the door, you close the slider (we had a fenced in yard) and think to yourself, "YEAY I can finally go to the bathroom by MYSELF." The second you are 3 steps from that slider you hear it opening. Kid is FULL of snow.

"I have to pee."

Then after you get there happy ass undressed and pottied and re-dressed and put that child out (of course the slider opened like 10 times in the interim with any one of the other kids asking where the kid who came in is)....

So you are forced to holler each time, "SHUT THE DOOR. I'M NOT HEATING THE BACKYARD YOU KNOW!"

You close the slider and think, "NOW I can go to the bathroom in peace."

You hear the slider open and all these kids are tracking snow and crap all over the living room you JUST cleaned.

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WANTED TO PLAY IN THE SNOW? YOU'VE BEEN NAGGING ME SINCE YOU ALL WOKE UP!"

IT'S COLD!!!!

HUH?!?!!?!?!

My sister, bless her heart, would LOCK the back door. I mean literally lock it.

"You kids aren't coming in for AT LEAST 30 minutes."

"But I have to peeeeeeeeeeee."

"Then pee on your leg. See you in 29 minutes."

.... and then she would literally draw the blinds too!

 

[rnch]

lol, she did a number on you

there was never any danger involved....ma bell and the MP'S (Mother's Patrol) kept her well versed about our whereabouts.

NORAD, sputnik, and telstar and the local police department didn't have shiot on the MP network!!


again, this was many, many years ago, when mothers didn't work outside of the home.

 

[eliteandy]

I can remember riding my bike to kindergarten by myself! With no helmet or pads *GASP*! Later in life i found out my mom was no more than 50 ft behind me the whole time. I can remember walking in the door and my mom asking me why i did whatever it was i wasn't supposed to be doing while playing. MP Network ain't like it use to be!



Hell i can even remember getting my ass whooped by my 1st grade teacher! Nothing is the way it use to be anymore

 

[Smurfy]

I can remember riding my bike to kindergarten by myself! With no helmet or pads *GASP*! Later in life i found out my mom was no more than 50 ft behind me the whole time. I can remember walking in the door and my mom asking me why i did whatever it was i wasn't supposed to be doing while playing. MP Network ain't like it use to be!



Hell i can even remember getting my ass whooped by my 1st grade teacher! Nothing is the way it use to be anymore

yeah we had a smoking lounge INSIDE our high school where all the students smoked right along side the teachers. unreal

 

[Bikini Mod]

This is from 2005 my best friend and her son (He was bout 18 at the time) and me and my girls went to Great Adventure. We were supposed to go deep sea fishing, but got lost LOL Don't ask, long story. So we saved the day by going to Gread Adventure. I am still looking for the pic of me and my girls and my sister's children from when I took them into NYC to see "The Greatest Show on Earth". That was in April 2006 one month before my girls were taken from me.

That day was absolutely magic. I hope all the children will remember it the way that I do. It was one of those "best days EVER" days.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Here's the circus pic from April 2006. My youngest nephew was 6 and my oldest daughter was 12.

 

[canadianhitman]

there was never any danger involved....ma bell and the MP'S (Mother's Patrol) kept her well versed about our whereabouts.

NORAD, sputnik, and telstar and the local police department didn't have shiot on the MP network!!


again, this was many, many years ago, when mothers didn't work outside of the home.

That's the way it was around here when I was a kid. You couldn't get into much trouble, because no matter where you were playing, there was a mother in a nearby home with eyes on you like a hawk. And back then, one of the neighbourhood moms would think nothing of marching out there and straightening out all the kids that were up to no good...not just her own.

It was a much better system.

 

[canadianhitman]

Here's the circus pic from April 2006. My youngest nephew was 6 and my oldest daughter was 12.

Great pic...looks like everybody was having fun that day.