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They usually write to Santa Claus, others knock a tooth out and ask the TOOTH FAIRY, or sometimes USPS , ups of fedex leave them on their doorstep.......
 
You go to GNC knock on the backdoor with the secret knock, dry-hump the doorknob, and sing Micheal Boltons song "when a man loves a woman" backwards, then they let you in and give you any gear you want free of charge.

Sorry bros I know this is like a source posting.
 
You leave a tooth under your pillow at night and when you wake up, there's 10 prefilled syringes with testosterone under your pillow :)
 
sparetire said:
You leave a tooth under your pillow at night and when you wake up, there's 10 prefilled syringes with testosterone under your pillow :)
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I'm pulling all my mother fucking teeth out tonight!!! :chomp:

Thanks bro!
 
krnboitae said:
just curious
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well gloves i get from an online sporting goods store

i get my shorts and tshirs form target they have cheap champion shit

i always have a few pair of adidas workout pants that i also get online

i am a freak about tennis shoes though......i have like 4 new pair....i usually go to footlocker for those

protien powder i like to get at gnc......p.s. because i have the gold card there and there is some hott 19 yr old asian chick works there
funny little story about that....i bout some hydroxycut there last weak and it makes me itch...so i went to exchange it for lipo 6 tonight to try that and i guess their shipment was damaged because all the lipo was ruined and i had to exchange it like 3 times.....lol.....moral of the story is i got to spent quality time with the hot bitch.....

anyway back to the question

food i like to get at sams and super walmart as u can get a shit load of shit for cheap

hope this helps
 
jon79 said:
well gloves i get from an online sporting goods store

i get my shorts and tshirs form target they have cheap champion shit

i always have a few pair of adidas workout pants that i also get online

i am a freak about tennis shoes though......i have like 4 new pair....i usually go to footlocker for those

protien powder i like to get at gnc......p.s. because i have the gold card there and there is some hott 19 yr old asian chick works there
funny little story about that....i bout some hydroxycut there last weak and it makes me itch...so i went to exchange it for lipo 6 tonight to try that and i guess their shipment was damaged because all the lipo was ruined and i had to exchange it like 3 times.....lol.....moral of the story is i got to spent quality time with the hot bitch.....

anyway back to the question

food i like to get at sams and super walmart as u can get a shit load of shit for cheap

hope this helps
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
:)
 
hey guys while you are at it can you also let me know how rockstars load up for their party.
 
In other word, newbie...no one would even remotely answer that question...you need to read the POSTS and STICKY's at the top of the forum....

fukin geezzzz....
 
I know I maybe old school but what's Gear? Why do bodybuilders get it? and if I get it, how the fuck do I get rid of it, will antibiotics help?
 
thebadguy54 said:
can anyone tell me where to buy a nuclear bomb?
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well i get my nukes at wallmart kazakhstan. Sometimes they're a little leaky but what the hell i hire some locals to haul them around. Wouldn't know about gear tho... As i stated in an ealer trhead i only use paint remover and bubble gum.
 
I get mine from a medical waste facility near my house. I just sneak in at night and scrounge around until I find some. They have pins and everything!
 
sorry but nicolas cage is outta nuclear weapons for now. it seems some dip broke into his house nakid and stole em all. then he just has to go back in and get the leather jacket and gets caught. but what is nic supposed to do, tell the authorities the guy stole all his nuks ?
 
searay said:
sorry but nicolas cage is outta nuclear weapons for now. it seems some dip broke into his house nakid and stole em all. then he just has to go back in and get the leather jacket and gets caught. but what is nic supposed to do, tell the authorities the guy stole all his nuks ?
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Nope.. he just has to take the loss.. Seems to me the authorities already knew about the nuks, and I wouldn't be surprised if they hired the naked guy to steal them.. Easy come, easy go. Poor Nic..
 
No seriously guys this is how it is done, I've done it and it works!! Grab a big coat or jacket and walk into your local Drug Enforcement Agency(DEA) and ask to see the latest bust evidence. After they take you in the "backroom" where all the sauce is hidden, tell them that somebody let a goat loose in the building. After the agent leaves u have all the juice u want! Stash it swallow it, who cares it's all YOURS!!!! WAHOO!
 
holy ghost said:
you mean ghost rider ? :}
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yep, yep... Nic switched his gig after he couldn't move anymore weapons.. Turned into a flaming good guy..
But wait.. he's not a bodybuilder?? He's a superhero!

Do superheros use gear?
 
Yea i know a few a bodybuilders and i know what they take! Flintstones vitamins guys that's all! Take just a couple a day and BAMMM.
 
nemesis 2027 said:
yep, yep... Nic switched his gig after he couldn't move anymore weapons.. Turned into a flaming good guy..
But wait.. he's not a bodybuilder?? He's a superhero!

Do superheros use gear?
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Somebody told me Nic juiced for Ghost Rider...
 
nemesis 2027 said:
yep, yep... Nic switched his gig after he couldn't move anymore weapons.. Turned into a flaming good guy..
But wait.. he's not a bodybuilder?? He's a superhero!

Do superheros use gear?
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Super heroes pump trenbolone through their veins instead of blood, & sweat sustanon...That's where bodybuilders get their gear. The incredible hulk is chained up in a lab & they collect his bodily fluids in 10 ml vials.

p.s. Cheque Drops are his semen
 
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Advisor_x said:
They usually write to Santa Claus, others knock a tooth out and ask the TOOTH FAIRY, or sometimes USPS , ups of fedex leave them on their doorstep.......
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This is hollarious, LOL. What do you do if you have no teeth to knock out?

SWT
 
Swtrue said:
This is hollarious, LOL. What do you do if you have no teeth to knock out?

SWT
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Spend your money at the dentist and forget about the juice...
 
nemesis 2027 said:
Maybe true, but Stallone... Yeah, Stallone juices for every role. :Popcorn:
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I guess they have to give Clubber Lane the heavy weight champion title back, because rocky was on juice.
 
Cal_21 said:
Super heroes pump trenbolone through their veins instead of blood, & sweat sustanon...That's where bodybuilders get their gear. The incredible hulk is chained up in a lab & they collect his bodily fluids in 10 ml vials sweat.

p.s. Cheque Drops are his semen
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One of the funniest posts I've ever read.
 
holy ghost said:
ya i just read it lol
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Damn Ghost we got this thread and a few others rockin last night!

I was LMFAO dawg!!!

Shit I went to bed laughing about the stork, GNC, and the roid fairy all hookin me up with gear!

I pulled 2 teeth just incase it was true.

I think sparetire lied I didnt get shit!
 
BigGuyPHX said:
Damn Ghost we got this thread and a few others rockin last night!

I was LMFAO dawg!!!

Shit I went to bed laughing about the stork, GNC, and the roid fairy all hookin me up with gear!

I pulled 2 teeth just incase it was true.

I think sparetire lied I didnt get shit!
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the stork shit was funny.I am still laughing about that....I can just pitcher a big 50ml jug with a small diaper and close pin rapped up in a basket with a big 18 pin for a pacifier
 
I can see Jay Leno reading this…
Steroid abuse is at an all time high and people wonder where the heck are these guys getting these illegal drugs? Well we compiled the top 10 sources…

1. Roidstore.cum
2. Medical waste facility
3. The stork
4. GNC
5. The roid fairy
6. MuscleTech
7. Santa
8. USPS
9. Crooked docs

And number 10 was openly admitted by druncanwaria and I quote…

“seems like im the only person that sucks dudes off in back alleys to get mine”


I don’t know about you bros but I think if this thread was a sticky titled “where to get steroids” I don’t think anymore fuck-wads will be asking for sources!!!

BigGuyPHX
 
BigGuyPHX said:
I can see Jay Leno reading this…
Steroid abuse is at an all time high and people wonder where the heck are these guys getting these illegal drugs? Well we compiled the top 10 sources…

1. Roidstore.cum
2. Medical waste facility
3. The stork
4. GNC
5. The roid fairy
6. MuscleTech
7. Santa
8. USPS
9. Crooked docs

And number 10 was openly admitted by druncanwaria and I quote…

“seems like im the only person that sucks dudes off in back alleys to get mine”


I don’t know about you bros but I think if this thread was a sticky titled “where to get steroids” I don’t think anymore fuck-wads will be asking for sources!!!

BigGuyPHX
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lolololololol

roidstore.cum #1 :)!!!!!!
:qt:
 
Cal_21 said:
Super heroes pump trenbolone through their veins instead of blood, & sweat sustanon...That's where bodybuilders get their gear. The incredible hulk is chained up in a lab & they collect his bodily fluids in 10 ml vials.

p.s. Cheque Drops are his semen
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Mmmm Sexy.....
 
Thought it was a 12 weeks transformation with Cybergenics?

I went from a lily white skin tube to Victor Richards white twin in just 75 days !!!
 
Swtrue said:
This is hollarious, LOL. What do you do if you have no teeth to knock out?

SWT
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They would need to reduce the cryst meth usage first.. Wait you mentioned no teeth.. too late. No gear for them.. lol :chomp:
 
BigGuyPHX said:
I don’t know about you bros but I think if this thread was a sticky titled “where to get steroids” I don’t think anymore fuck-wads will be asking for sources!!!

BigGuyPHX
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Ha! For sure, nobody will ask how bodybuilders get their gear again. What a putz. What an ignoramus. What a maroon. Bodybuilders getting gear - I can't believe that was even asked on an open forum for chrissakes.

So...where do you think powerlifters get their gear?













:FRlol:
 
BigGuyPHX said:
You go to GNC knock on the backdoor with the secret knock, dry-hump the doorknob, and sing Micheal Boltons song "when a man loves a woman" backwards, then they let you in and give you any gear you want free of charge.

Sorry bros I know this is like a source posting.
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uve got some imagination horse lololol
 
sparetire said:
You leave a tooth under your pillow at night and when you wake up, there's 10 prefilled syringes with testosterone under your pillow :)
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I had that happen once, but the syringes jabbed into my skull when I rolled over in my sleep, and went straight to my brain and the next morning I woke up I was Huge! lol
 
While his question may seem silly, I've always sorta wondered this myself. I mean, you don't think that Ronnie Coleman is worried about receiving a customs letter do ya? lol

I seriously doubt that any of the pros surf BB boards like this or even know or care they exist. My guess would be they all have local suppliers, whether it be UG stuff or doctor prescribed.
 
I didn't read the whoe thread but it's pretty obvious. There's a "chain of command" that goes up the ranks. Some trainer who's a big shot , has a good rep and really solid source. He sells it to a lacky of the pro (or celebrity or whatever) and the lacky puts it in the hands of the customer. Pretty simple.
 
Nelson Montana said:
I didn't read the whoe thread but it's pretty obvious. There's a "chain of command" that goes up the ranks. Some trainer who's a big shot , has a good rep and really solid source. He sells it to a lacky of the pro (or celebrity or whatever) and the lacky puts it in the hands of the customer. Pretty simple.
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def seems understandable. i wondered this myself too a while ago, but knew id get too many smart replies lol
 
I kinda agree with what you're saying. Well, except in third world countries like where I come from. There's always some guy willing to get his hands dirty, risk getting caught to make a few extra bucks selling steroids. That's even excellent for us :D
However, I don't really think it's illegal in my country. Government has more important things to worry about...like maybe keeping the country existant. I can get gear anytime I want with a simple phone call, and so can half the country if they know who to talk to...
 
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