How can I become a cooler?

[Pamela]

You've got to wear dark sunglasses.

 

[havoc]

To be a successful "cooler", you must have a nemesis named Brad Wesley who owns a big ass truck, oh and always "be nice". peace

 

[dj101]

First you need to get an 80's style camaro cut mullet wig. Then you need to go live in Emmits barn and hang out with all his 60 and 70 year old friends. And to really make it big in the business, you will need to have a blind friend with a band who jams with the guitar on his lap.
Last but not least you life revolves around the Double Duece.

DJ

 

[havoc]

First you need to get an 80's style camaro cut mullet wig. Then you need to go live in Emmits barn and hang out with all his 60 and 70 year old friends. And to really make it big in the business, you will need to have a blind friend with a band who jams with the guitar on his lap.
Last but not least you life revolves around the Double Duece.

DJ

Thats Double Douche

 

[naturally anabolic]

just go to a plastic surgeon and say...i wanna look like this:

then rent roadhouse and watch it nonstop till your untimely death.

problem solved

 

[Bullit]

Hang out with MassiveGunz.

 

[Y_lifter]

Patrick Swayze all the way..

The Ultimate COOLER broly....

 

[velvett]

I have a walk-in freezer I can sell you.

 

[TEXgrl]

i'd have to see your bare ass first to tell you if you could aspire to cooler status, otherwise, maybe you could empty and entire ice tray into your undies and walk around tough guy like without screaming, if you accomplish this, you are automatically put to the top of the cooler list, no questions asked.

 

[gsxr1000]

The fact that you're a UNIX admin. is cool enough for me. Any good at it?