Holy shit, women are a piece of work, I need some excuses!

[pdaddyII]

pdaddy is a big downer, I bet this chick fucks like a champ.

Jesus bor, it's about the substance...quality not quantity. I believe I have hit triple digits already, I'm looking for longevity son

 

[rnch]

I just sent her a text saying that it would be a bad idea to meet, and that it just wouldn't work out. She said "well if you really feel that way, I can't force you to like me."

fucking sweet

atta boy!

 

[rnch]

Jesus bor, it's about the substance...quality not quantity. I believe I have hit triple digits already, I'm looking for longevity son

humming to myself a song from the "urban cowboy" soundtrack, "looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many faces....."

 

[Bikini Mod]

And as if this cannot get any worse, she just asked me how I felt about tattoos becasue she has a "large tribal" on her right upper arm and wants to wear a tank top without shocking me. Oh yea, and she also said that she's kind of a prude and doesn't make out on the first date. Jesusfuckingshootmenow.

Fuck it, I'm going to have fun with this and make fun of her the entire time with very dry witty underminding humor. Since she's a head case though, this might just turn her on.

OK, I am going straight to hell but this post just made me LOL.

This co-worker who set ya'll up HAS to be a woman because there is NO WAY a man would ever say, "Ya'll HAVE TO GO OUT AT LEAST ONCE to decide shit."

oi women can be SUCH dopes when it comes to shit like this.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I just sent her a text saying that it would be a bad idea to meet, and that it just wouldn't work out. She said "well if you really feel that way, I can't force you to like me."

fucking sweet

OMG could this chick's self esteem possibly be ANY lower?

"I can't force you to like me?"

WTF

 

[rnch]

OMG could this chick's self esteem possibly be ANY lower?

"I can't force you to like me?"

WTF

agree! a disaster in the making.

 

[Bikini Mod]

agree! a disaster in the making.

Could you ever imagine saying this to someone that you liked? I mean, once you grew past the age when you had your first puppy love?

 

[-SD-]

Domestic Violence Incident avoided, good job rob.