Holy shit, women are a piece of work, I need some excuses!

[pdaddyII]

You should have said no when you found out a friend from work was setting you up. Those situation without fail=fail

Yea, I have never allowed it before but thought...aw what the fuck, what's the worst that could happen...well shit there you go

 

[myway]

Double negatives is a HUGE HUGE red flag for me. makes me feel like I'm in the presence of an inbred.

The only reason I mentioned the ethnicity of baby daddy is because I don't want be walking around in public looking like this guy.

Yea, good point. Depends on his age. If he's 10 and calling u by ur name in public,it prolly won't reflect on u.
BUT WAIT!
Arent u tha guy with a daughter nearly as cute as my child? If so, how old is this kid? She's gonna get older and he will, too.
Translation: Don't hook up with any chick with a son EVEN CLOSE to ur daughter's age. No boys of any color around your daughter until she's 40. Period.
But yea. Double negatives are a MAJOR turn-off.

 

[pdaddyII]

Yea, good point. Depends on his age. If he's 10 and calling u by ur name in public,it prolly won't reflect on u.
BUT WAIT!
Arent u tha guy with a daughter nearly as cute as my child? If so, how old is this kid? She's gonna get older and he will, too.
Translation: Don't hook up with any chick with a son EVEN CLOSE to ur daughter's age. No boys of ant color around your daughter until she's 40. Period.
But yea. Double negatives are a MAJOR turn-off.

lolol

They are 3 months apart

 

[tha joker]

She is probably great in bed but a bunny boiler, run like hell. If you doink her, you got fodder there for a crazy stalker who makes a rape report accusing you when you don't return her calls.

 

[pdaddyII]

She is probably great in bed but a bunny boiler, run like hell. If you doink her, you got fodder there for a crazy stalker who makes a rape report accusing you when you don't return her calls.

Yea, no doubt. No pulling a hit and run either, seeing as she's friends with a coworker. That could ruin my world.

 

[myway]

lolol

They are 3 months apart

Whoa. Okay, lets think. Together we can get this together...
*think, MYWAY, think. DAMN*
AHHA! Got it.
You don't just have swine flu. You are in the hospital about to DIE from it. Plus, you can't have visitors bc the illness might spread to other people.

There.

 

[pdaddyII]

Whoa. Okay, lets think. Together we can get this together...
*think, MYWAY, think. DAMN*
AHHA! Got it.
You don't just have swine flu. You are in the hospital about to DIE from it. Plus, you can't have visitors bc the illness might spread to other people.

There.

Oh god no, that won't work. I work in a hospital with her friend. It's going to have to be better then that and most likely not health related. This girl is an RN as well.

 

[myway]

Oh god no, that won't work. I work in a hospital with her friend. It's going to have to be better then that and most likely not health related. This girl is an RN as well.

FCUK!
So, she has access to Potassium? And other cool things to IV-push u with?!??!?
Ur screwed. Go out with her. Look as BAD as possible. Make sure u laugh like a goof with food on ur teeth. Keep asking her for money.
MAKE her want to NOT see u, again.

 

[pdaddyII]

FCUK!
So, she has access to Potassium? And other cool things to IV-push u with?!??!?
Ur screwed. Go out with her. Look as BAD as possible. Make sure u laugh like a goof with food on ur teeth. Keep asking her for money.
MAKE her want to NOT see u, again.

It might be impossible for me not to look super cool though.

 

[-SD-]

make her pay for the first date. thats guaranteed to drive off any and all american females.