Holy shit, women are a piece of work, I need some excuses!

[Razorguns]

Bang then run. She's used to guys dong that. Either you, or some other guy will bang (and if he's smart) run.

She's got major issues in life. Lemme guess, she spent most of her young adult life partying it up in clubs. You can be a great boyfriend, but you're not a licensed shrink. Know your role.

r

 

[jfn2]

It might be impossible for me not to look super cool though.

just tell her your herpes flared up again. tell her next week might be better....

 

[EnderJE]

Call her up and whisper those immortal words...

"I am gay."

 

[lartinos]

"After talking to my Ex I have decided to get back with her, I'm really sorry because I was really looking forward to hanging out with you"

 

[Razorguns]

"I consulted with my friends on the internet. And they all told me you got major issues. TTYL."

r

 

[lartinos]

Just give her RG's number and say he'll explain for you.

 

[ceo]

why must you look at every woman as though you will be having some sort of long term future with her? Your kid hanging out with her kid? Jesus dude. Do you always meet the kids of the single moms you date? OR do you always have the girls you're dating meet your kid right away? I've dated single moms, but never wanted to meet their kids until I was sure I would be around for a while. I didn't want some kid getting used to having me around then, boom, I split.

So why can't you just bang this girl a couple times and leave it at that?

And you think she has issues!

Oh, whatever happened to last week's girl that you met on vacation that was so cool that you thought you'd be spending so much time with?

Damn. Which one of your exes still has your testicles? We gotta try to get those things back for you bor. Damn.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nice double post n00b.

 

[nimbus]

The double negative thing ain't got no way of being CLOSE to ok with me.

 

[nimbus]

she looks kinda like a man