Hit vein, squirted cat - now I have a mess!

[supreme]

Bro's:

I decided to shoot some B-12 to help with appetitie (on 60 mg /var - so not hungry) . Felt like shooting quad - easier to reach then delts.

Well I aspirated but I guess red B-12 & red blood look similar in syringe - I was distracted by my girlfreinds cat - her mostly white, black & white cat.

I new I hit something from a sharp jolt in the quad- was it a vein or nerve??
Well, I pull out the pin and it was a vein, nice little fountain of blood shoots out. I figure no big deal. I clean it with alcohol and put some sterile gauze on it. I look at the trail of blood on my leg and notice the black & white cat is now black, white & red.

Well the f'in cat is now running around with spots of red blood on him and he won't let anyone but my girlfreind pick him up. If he doesn't clean himself by morning she is going to freak out and think he cut himself. - she doesn't know about my chemistry hobby.

I'm thinking about taking the dish sprayer from the sink and hosing him down when he goes into the kitchen to eat.

I hate cats!

S

 

[DJ_UFO]

Pick up that fuckin bastard and throw it into the dishwasher,

 

[jubei]

I hate cats too.

 

[Mavy]

Hahahahha .... thats pretty funny bro. I hate cats too! Love dogs. The girl I am seeing now has 2 cats, I pretend to like them.... but they know im faking. Fuckin fur-balls!

 

[jubei]

Yeah fuck cats. I have a boxer and could never imagine a cat that could even come close. I have no idea why this is on the anabolic board, but at least it was amusing.

 

[supreme]

Well I put it here because I was injecting and I am on a cycle and a little humor is good.

I love dogs too, but landlord only said o.k. to the cat & she has had him for 8 years. It wouldn't have been cool to get rid of him when she moved in. Bit the day he goes, hello doggy!! - I should be in a bigger place of my own by then!

S

 

[bigmodean]

But kitties are so cute and fuzzy wuzzy............ahh hah,forget the dishwasher,throw it in the washing machine,i put ours in the clothes dryer once for a couple spins to see what he would do,opened the door and the fucker tore out of there freaked out...aahh but he's a good cat though.

 

[The Terminator]

But kitties are so cute and fuzzy wuzzy............ahh hah,forget the dishwasher,throw it in the washing machine,i put ours in the clothes dryer once for a couple spins to see what he would do,opened the door and the fucker tore out of there freaked out...aahh but he's a good cat though.

You guys are a bunch of cruel mofo's


(on a side note: I bought a BB/pellet gun for my neighbors dog tonight )

 

[DrinkJetFuel]

Good karma to you Supreme thx for the laugh.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

spray the blood on the cat with something smelly, and itll probably lick it all off

i couldnt live with a cat that had tasted my blood though, so tomorrow, poison it

 

[faller]

The cat should bathe himself, so you probably don't need to worry. If not, cut yourself with a knife and say the whole thing happened after you cut yourself while cooking or opening a pacakge.

 

[HAYEZ]

I feel you guy on the hating cats...for soem reason every piece of trash that lives by me has atleast 3 cats that run wild thru the neighborhood...you try to drive down the street and they sit in groups in the middle of the street......tear up the grabge outside...i can only dream of running them all down and splattering them on the pavemnet but my girl is a animal lover...so its a no go...

 

[Taurus50]

now that is some funny shit...i can just see a black and white cat running around with red blood on it.

I hate cats too by the way, but they are fun to shoot at (with a shot gun)...hahahaha

 

[Pitty]

That is some funny shit. There is nothing worse than a bloody Pu>>y. Thanks for the laugh I needed that today.

and term don't use the bb on the dog use it on the neighbor. nothing worse than an idiot that can't control his dog.

Gents,

Flynn

 

[Mythicalbeing]

If you limp tomorrow you hit a nerve. I did that once...on the way it my muscle contracted about half way in.....then I was limping for like 3 days. I hit my quad more on the top then the side was my first mistake....

 

[Sir-Que]

Hahahahha .... thats pretty funny bro. I hate cats too! Love dogs. The girl I am seeing now has 2 cats, I pretend to like them.... but they know im faking. Fuckin fur-balls!

...........

 

[TheRide]

Pick up that fuckin bastard and throw it into the dishwasher,

Or, put him in the toilet, hold the lid down, flush 3 times and get the hell out of the way when you raise the lid back up!!!

 

[supreme]

Update:


I sparyed him with the dish sprayer in the kitchen, he was PISSED! but I knew this would make him lick himself dry and it got rid of the blood on him. but........

I was so concerned with him, I didn't notice the blood on the carpet, I just told my gf that I had an ingrown toenail that bled when I cut it out. So I still got shit about ruining the carpet.

they are both lucky I don't own a woodchipper!!

S

P.S. Thanks for all the ideas, especially liked the toilet one!

 

[TheRide]

P.S. Thanks for all the ideas, especially liked the toilet one!

Thought you would dig that... just forgot to mention... make sure he doesn't LITERALLY get flushed!! Very tough to explain that one...

 

[mlong23]

that is awesome

 

[Dekaxx]

That's freaking great i needed a good laugh!