Hit vein, squirted cat - now I have a mess!

[faller]

The cat should bathe himself, so you probably don't need to worry. If not, cut yourself with a knife and say the whole thing happened after you cut yourself while cooking or opening a pacakge.

 

[HAYEZ]

I feel you guy on the hating cats...for soem reason every piece of trash that lives by me has atleast 3 cats that run wild thru the neighborhood...you try to drive down the street and they sit in groups in the middle of the street......tear up the grabge outside...i can only dream of running them all down and splattering them on the pavemnet but my girl is a animal lover...so its a no go...

 

[Taurus50]

now that is some funny shit...i can just see a black and white cat running around with red blood on it.

I hate cats too by the way, but they are fun to shoot at (with a shot gun)...hahahaha

 

[Pitty]

That is some funny shit. There is nothing worse than a bloody Pu>>y. Thanks for the laugh I needed that today.

and term don't use the bb on the dog use it on the neighbor. nothing worse than an idiot that can't control his dog.

Gents,

Flynn

 

[Mythicalbeing]

If you limp tomorrow you hit a nerve. I did that once...on the way it my muscle contracted about half way in.....then I was limping for like 3 days. I hit my quad more on the top then the side was my first mistake....

 

[Sir-Que]

Hahahahha .... thats pretty funny bro. I hate cats too! Love dogs. The girl I am seeing now has 2 cats, I pretend to like them.... but they know im faking. Fuckin fur-balls!

...........

 

[TheRide]

Pick up that fuckin bastard and throw it into the dishwasher,

Or, put him in the toilet, hold the lid down, flush 3 times and get the hell out of the way when you raise the lid back up!!!

 

[supreme]

Update:


I sparyed him with the dish sprayer in the kitchen, he was PISSED! but I knew this would make him lick himself dry and it got rid of the blood on him. but........

I was so concerned with him, I didn't notice the blood on the carpet, I just told my gf that I had an ingrown toenail that bled when I cut it out. So I still got shit about ruining the carpet.

they are both lucky I don't own a woodchipper!!

S

P.S. Thanks for all the ideas, especially liked the toilet one!

 

[TheRide]

P.S. Thanks for all the ideas, especially liked the toilet one!

Thought you would dig that... just forgot to mention... make sure he doesn't LITERALLY get flushed!! Very tough to explain that one...

 

[mlong23]

that is awesome