Well I have never taken steroids before. I have been a natural BB since I was 14 so it has taken me 14 long years to gain the mass I have. Steroids or not I am usually the biggest guy my fellow students and hospital co-workers have ever seen, so I get asked/accused about it all of the time. For me it would be different if I had taken them, but since I haven't I used to get really offended when people would comment. Then I sat down one day and logically assessed why I kept getting these questions, and I came up with a very reality based response. So whenever I am approached with this situation my standard reply is as follows:
"Am I on steroids? Well lets take a look at the real question you have inside your head. Why do you look like that, in comparison to the way that I look? The answer to your mental question is that while you sit on your lazy ass, eat three fast food meals a day, and drink your beer all weekend, I am in the gym busting my ass, eating 8 nutritious meals a day, and making sure to get 8-10 hrs of sleep every night. The answer to your verbal question is no I am not on steroids, but you must tell yourself that I am to be able to stomach looking and that disgusting, fat body, pale ass physique of yours every morning before you get in the shower. Any more questions?"
Then they walk off with a look of shock on their face, tears in their eyes, and they never talk to me again. Fuckers.