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Hey Stefka...I made you and Samote a pikshure
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You can put it on your mantle after Elvis marries you two.
Stefka said:
You're welcome.
Where is our furry booted friend anyway?
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borris
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
stephen4327
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nice tits..can i suckle
samoth said:
I got another one too Samote, but I'll wait until the moment is right
Nah, that one is better left on the K circiut lol. Glad you liked it though.nimbus said:
Thanks, bud. Yukon Cornelius was a good bro.Scotsman said:
That's actually the name of the .gif file. yukon_digs.gifScotsman said:
Here's one of Samoth right before the big date with Stefka:
Sammy is gonna band me 
lol
Pat_McCrotch
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pat_McCrotch
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Knock It Off said:Here's one of Samoth right before the big date with Stefka:
Is he reading how to use section on the back of the box?
Hey samoth if ya need help or instructions on how to put it on I know a guy.
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silverstar1025
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Lol!!
vixensghost
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Knock It Off said:Here's one of Samoth right before the big date with Stefka:
LMAO!
He's looking at the ingredients to see if he can shrink the extra small size even more..
Samote is one of my favorite bors around here. I'd love to see him and Stefka meat up.
vixensghost
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samoth said:lol
I was gonna put her arms around you, but it didn't look right. Bettie just wasn't gonna give that one up.
calveless wonder
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just awesome
you're good dude...came along way from when you first started, and that wasn't really that long ago if i recall
you're good dude...came along way from when you first started, and that wasn't really that long ago if i recall
calveless wonder
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nimbus said:
LMAO!! EF matchmaking niggas
all the whey
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Knock It Off said:
No Doubt. We should make it happen!
samoth said:The one and only!
He recently got his own postage stamp, too. Very prestigious.
smote, anyone can have their own stamp these days!
www.zazzle.com
stilleto said:
Quiet, you.
He also has numerous bestselling books, a Nobel Prize, and changed the face of the modern physical world. And his own stamp. So there!
EDIT: I don't see you on any stamps!
nimbus said:
Wait so KB is Jack Schitt?
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
Knock It Off said:
I would have thought a homosexual Catholic priest would be more appropriate for an Elite Fitness wedding
samoth said:Quiet, you.
He also has numerous bestselling books, a Nobel Prize, and changed the face of the modern physical world. And his own stamp. So there!
EDIT: I don't see you on any stamps!
i know who feynmann is, duh.
my whole company knows who he is.
and you'd see me on a stamp if i ever sent you a letter.
Puddles, where is that link to worth10000?
Knock It Off said:
Good question, I can never remember what it is. Horrible name for a website.
Yeah, I know. I was gonna submit some stuff over there, but came up dry in the creativity department.PuddleMonkey said:
worth1000.com takes you to some health care site lol
Gotta have that default shit behind it.
Gotta have that default shit behind it.
Ah, it's actually http://www.worth1000.com/PuddleMonkey said:
I got a little carried away with the zeros.
First time I did the 1000 it took me somewhere else. I think the internet is broke.
Showing Stefka the centerpiece of his beloved stamp collection...
b0und said:
About as fast as I can Google, son.
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Where the hell did my image go?
Looks like tatyana zorwhatever may have deleted it.
Hmmm.
If this is some sort of ploy to gain my approval, you're launching a scud up the wrong tree.
Hmmm.
If this is some sort of ploy to gain my approval, you're launching a scud up the wrong tree.
Ah, ok, it's back.
Carry on, taty-girl-zor-cantremember.
Carry on, taty-girl-zor-cantremember.
b0und said:
See the chapter titled "Found Out in Paris" in his book "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!", available online here: http://www.gorgorat.com/
nimbus
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samoth said:See the chapter titled "Found Out in Paris" in his book "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!", available online here: http://www.gorgorat.com/
my high school algebra teacher got me that book as a present
nimbus said:my high school algebra teacher got me that book as a present
The most recent hardcover edition with that and "What do YOU care...?" has an audio CD from his old Cal-Tech lectures (same as the book). I bought it just for the CD, lol.
They recently re-released his PhD thesis on the least action principle in quantum mechanics, too!
nimbus
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samoth said:The most recent hardcover edition with that and "What do YOU care...?" has an audio CD from his old Cal-Tech lectures (same as the book). I bought it just for the CD, lol.
They recently re-released his PhD thesis on the least action principle in quantum mechanics, too!
lol i can't remember anything at all from that book except for the chapters on picking locks and getting 'tang
nimbus said:
Ok, now we're talking.
Let's stay on topic, shall we?
nimbus said:
It was the first place I heard the squares-of-numbers-near-50 trick.
When I was at Los Alamos I found out that Hans Bethe was absolutely
topnotch at calculating. For example, one time we were putting some numbers
into a formula, and got to 48 squared. I reach for the Marchant calculator,
and he says, "That's 2300." I begin to push the buttons, and he says, "If
you want it exactly, it's 2304."
The machine says 2304. "Gee! That's pretty remarkable!" I say.
"Don't you know how to square numbers near 50?" he says. "You square 50
-- that's 2500 -- and subtract 100 times the difference of your number from
50 (in this case it's 2), so you have 2300. If you want the correction,
square the difference and add it on. That makes 2304."
A few minutes later we need to take the cube root of 2 1/2. Now to take
cube roots on the Marchant you had to use a table for the first
approximation. I open the drawer to get the table -- it takes a little
longer this time -- and he says, "It's about 1.35."
I try it out on the Marchant and it's right. "How did you do that one?"
I ask. "Do you have a secret for taking cube roots of numbers?"
"Oh," he says, "the log of 2 1/2 is so-and-so. Now one-third of that
log is between the logs of 1.3, which is this, and 1.4, which is that, so I
interpolated."
So I found out something: first, he knows the log tables; second, the
amount of arithmetic he did to make the interpolation alone would have taken
me longer to do than reach for the table and punch the buttons on the
calculator. I was very impressed.
Somebody kill me now.
Knock It Off said:
After that, I tried to do those things. I memorized a few logs, and
began to notice things. For instance, if somebody says, "What is 28
squared?" you notice that the square root of 2 is 1.4, and 28 is 20 times
1.4, so the square of 28 must be around 400 times 2, or 800.
If somebody comes along and wants to divide 1 by 1.73, you can tell
them immediately that it's .577, because you notice that 1.73 is nearly the
square root of 3, so 1/1.73 must be one-third of the square root of 3. And
if it's 1/1.73, that's equal to the inverse of 7/4, and you've memorized the
repeating decimals for sevenths: .571428...
samoth said:After that, I tried to do those things. I memorized a few logs, and
began to notice things. For instance, if somebody says, "What is 28
squared?" you notice that the square root of 2 is 1.4, and 28 is 20 times
1.4, so the square of 28 must be around 400 times 2, or 800.
If somebody comes along and wants to divide 1 by 1.73, you can tell
them immediately that it's .577, because you notice that 1.73 is nearly the
square root of 3, so 1/1.73 must be one-third of the square root of 3. And
if it's 1/1.73, that's equal to the inverse of 7/4, and you've memorized the
repeating decimals for sevenths: .571428...
omg, where is that noose I prepared earlier?
"OK," he says. "The whole principle is this: The guy wants to be a
gentleman. He doesn't want to be thought of as impolite, crude, or
especially a cheapskate. As long as the girl knows the guy's motives so
well, it's easy to steer him in the direction she wants him to go.
"Therefore," he continued, "under no circumstances be a gentleman! You
must disrespect the girls. Furthermore, the very first rule is, don't buy a
girl anything -- not even a package of cigarettes -- until you've asked her
if she'll sleep with you, and you're convinced that she will, and that she's
not lying."
"Uh... you mean... you don't... uh... you just ask them?"
"OK," he says, "I know this is your first lesson, and it may be hard
for you to be so blunt. So you might buy her one thing -- just one little
something -- before you ask. But on the other hand, it will only make it
more difficult."
Well, someone only has to give me the principle, and I get the idea.
All during the next day I built up my psychology differently: I adopted the
attitude that those bar girls are all bitches, that they aren't worth
anything, and all they're in there for is to get you to buy them a drink,
and they're not going to give you a goddamn thing; I'm not going to be a
gentleman to such worthless bitches, and so on. I learned it till it was
automatic.
gentleman. He doesn't want to be thought of as impolite, crude, or
especially a cheapskate. As long as the girl knows the guy's motives so
well, it's easy to steer him in the direction she wants him to go.
"Therefore," he continued, "under no circumstances be a gentleman! You
must disrespect the girls. Furthermore, the very first rule is, don't buy a
girl anything -- not even a package of cigarettes -- until you've asked her
if she'll sleep with you, and you're convinced that she will, and that she's
not lying."
"Uh... you mean... you don't... uh... you just ask them?"
"OK," he says, "I know this is your first lesson, and it may be hard
for you to be so blunt. So you might buy her one thing -- just one little
something -- before you ask. But on the other hand, it will only make it
more difficult."
Well, someone only has to give me the principle, and I get the idea.
All during the next day I built up my psychology differently: I adopted the
attitude that those bar girls are all bitches, that they aren't worth
anything, and all they're in there for is to get you to buy them a drink,
and they're not going to give you a goddamn thing; I'm not going to be a
gentleman to such worthless bitches, and so on. I learned it till it was
automatic.
samoth said:"OK," he says. "The whole principle is this: The guy wants to be a
gentleman. He doesn't want to be thought of as impolite, crude, or
especially a cheapskate. As long as the girl knows the guy's motives so
well, it's easy to steer him in the direction she wants him to go.
"Therefore," he continued, "under no circumstances be a gentleman! You
must disrespect the girls. Furthermore, the very first rule is, don't buy a
girl anything -- not even a package of cigarettes -- until you've asked her
if she'll sleep with you, and you're convinced that she will, and that she's
not lying."
"Uh... you mean... you don't... uh... you just ask them?"
"OK," he says, "I know this is your first lesson, and it may be hard
for you to be so blunt. So you might buy her one thing -- just one little
something -- before you ask. But on the other hand, it will only make it
more difficult."
Well, someone only has to give me the principle, and I get the idea.
All during the next day I built up my psychology differently: I adopted the
attitude that those bar girls are all bitches, that they aren't worth
anything, and all they're in there for is to get you to buy them a drink,
and they're not going to give you a goddamn thing; I'm not going to be a
gentleman to such worthless bitches, and so on. I learned it till it was
automatic.
Feynman said that?
What was the name of that book again?
samoth said:lol
Sold.
Consider the Amazon order placed.
After the first act my friend says, "Hey, Dick! I want you to meet Ann.
Ann, this is a good friend of mine, Dick Feynman."
I say "Hi" and keep looking at the show.
A few moments later Ann says to me, "Why don't you come and sit at the
table here with us?"
I think to myself, "Typical bitch: he's buying her drinks, and she's
inviting somebody else to the table." I say, "I can see fine from here."
Ann, this is a good friend of mine, Dick Feynman."
I say "Hi" and keep looking at the show.
A few moments later Ann says to me, "Why don't you come and sit at the
table here with us?"
I think to myself, "Typical bitch: he's buying her drinks, and she's
inviting somebody else to the table." I say, "I can see fine from here."
samoth said:After the first act my friend says, "Hey, Dick! I want you to meet Ann.
Ann, this is a good friend of mine, Dick Feynman."
I say "Hi" and keep looking at the show.
A few moments later Ann says to me, "Why don't you come and sit at the
table here with us?"
I think to myself, "Typical bitch: he's buying her drinks, and she's
inviting somebody else to the table." I say, "I can see fine from here."
I'm liking this guy....
"Hold a 4.0 while pwning the world...just buy my new book."
I like this guy.
I like this guy.
I stop suddenly and I say to her, "You... are worse than a WHORE!"
"Whaddya mean?"
'"You got me to buy these sandwiches, and what am I going to get for
it? Nothing!"
"Well, you cheapskate!" she says. "If that's the way you feel, I'll pay
you back for the sandwiches!"
I called her bluff: "Pay me back, then."
She was astonished. She reached into her pocketbook, took out the
little bit of money that she had and gave it to me. I took my sandwich and
coffee and went off.
"Whaddya mean?"
'"You got me to buy these sandwiches, and what am I going to get for
it? Nothing!"
"Well, you cheapskate!" she says. "If that's the way you feel, I'll pay
you back for the sandwiches!"
I called her bluff: "Pay me back, then."
She was astonished. She reached into her pocketbook, took out the
little bit of money that she had and gave it to me. I took my sandwich and
coffee and went off.
This guy sounds more and more like my kinda bro. I may have to stop by the book store instead of going through Amazon.
all the whey
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Gymgurl said:
Yeah we know.
We are trying to help him stop that.
