They had a 2 for 1 *wax-your-ass* special over at the barbershop so me and the Old Grump both went. I mean, how could you resist taking advantage of an offer like that?
Yeah when I am not too tired, have a headache, too stressed, not having a good day, drank too much diet coke and am irritable, that time of the month, I can't find your purse so I can use my balls and a few other things that I can't really remember.