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Any chance of an ass shot? Nothing dirty, just bent over, wearing nothing but a thong?

640x480 at least, thanks.
 
Now why on earth would you want a pic of a nasty hairy old ass?... let alone one that is bent over with big droopy meat curtains?

Dewd. You are not right. :worried:
 
i'd use it

just sayin
 
superdave said:
i guess all those modeling pics were fake if you never had it
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Dewd NEWSFLASH = everything about me is totally fabricated.

Where you been homey? Clearly you missed plat chat/PM circuit and all the info that's been plastered ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOREVAH!!!

I am really a 500 pound schizophrenic whose only friends are the voices in her head. I am 75 year old chain-smoking hermaphredite who lives in a trailer park in Indiana with my 50 cats. Even the voices in my head don't want to be my friends because "I run my mouth too much" and if it weren't for the internet, I'd have NO LIFE at all.

Fuck me runnin... I've been exposed!
 
jackangel said:
I'm gullible, fool me.
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No can do... I'm turning over a new leaf. It's time for me to come clean. I mean that is what the baby jebus would want me to do for spreading all of those vicious lies before, tricking all the young internets menz into thinking I was hot and had a brain and had a really interesting life (though admittedly not always "happy" interesting).

I've seen the light.... I hope that ya'll can forgive me. But since the strongbow scandal I've done some soul searching and decided that I can no longer continue on this path.

I am no longer Satan's handmaiden.

I have been HEALED!
 
Well i guess Im goddamned glad i didnt let you guys scam me into driving all the way to dallas for any meatups. you probably dont even live in texas.
 
heavy_duty said:
Those pics are circa 1985 :flash:
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LOL I graduated high school in 1985. I didn't begin to model until well into my 30's - AFTER I had four children.

But thanks for noticing. Makes me all that much more amazing. :supercool

I am thinking I am looking not-too-shabby at the age of 41, NO MAKE-UP - no special liting with my hair cut short. And even if I WANTED my ass exposed in a thong it would look equally sweet as one can see by how tiny appear FULLY-CLOTHED. :) Freaks some people out when I wear clothing that shows more skin, especially when I flex what little I got left. :lmao:

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I just keep better and better with every birthday. Sadly not something that every man can say about his wife. :whatever:

Thandie earned her pro-card at 52 so there is NO REASON WHATSOEVER that a woman can't still be suh-mokin hot long after the age of 22. I find it sort of sad though, when a man assigns a certain value to a woman's exterior as if that is all there is to being a woman. Sad for that man, I suppose... not my problem as I don't travel in those circles.
 
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superdave said:
Well i guess Im goddamned glad i didnt let you guys scam me into driving all the way to dallas for any meatups. you probably dont even live in texas.
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We actually live in a trailer park in Yuba City, Ca. I set here in my trailer watchin the Jerry Springer show hopin that one day they will have me on their show but so far the best plot lines I could come up with were all rejected. They said that they were too stoopid even for their show. :(

Maybe If I read more posts on elite chat I will be able to come up with a better story.

Any suggestions whose posts I should read that I could get an idea? I REALLY want to be on that show.
 
superdave said:
you should start an ass timeshare.
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LFMAO

Have any ideas about who could give me some good plotlines to get on the Jerry Springer Show? Today was AWESOME...

Transgender woman brings on some dude to confront him for the fact that he "tried to treat her like a piece of meat" 4 days prior. Guy comes on and swears straight up that "he ain't a fag, he don't do dudes, he didn't know that she was a he" (everyone knew he was lying). Turns out the dude has a gf that is MORTIFIED that he cheated on her with of all things another dude!

So Jerry asked the transgender dude, "Why are you here?"

She said, "Because I'm not going to let him get away with treating me like a piece of me."

Dumbassed guy yells, "I did though, didn't I."

So the transgender dude says, "Yea but I just kicked your ass on national TV... didn't I?"

I nearly fell off the bed laughing.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LFMAO

Have any ideas about who could give me some good plotlines to get on the Jerry Springer Show? Today was AWESOME...

Transgender woman brings on some dude to confront him for the fact that he "tried to treat her like a piece of meat" 4 days prior. Guy comes on and swears straight up that "he ain't a fag, he don't do dudes, he didn't know that she was a he" (everyone knew he was lying). Turns out the dude has a gf that is MORTIFIED that he cheated on her with of all things another dude!

So Jerry asked the transgender dude, "Why are you here?"

She said, "Because I'm not going to let him get away with treating me like a piece of me."

Dumbassed guy yells, "I did though, didn't I."

So the transgender dude says, "Yea but I just kicked your ass on national TV... didn't I?"

I nearly fell off the bed laughing.
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your real life is good enough for the Jerry springer show
 
miplank said:
I thought your "entire" life was pretty specific
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Nope sorry, too vague.

You wanna play hardball - then let's see if you have the balls. You follow me around all damned day trying to get under my skin, but you are too simple to realize you are wasting your time.

Please tell me EXACTLY what *entire thing* about my life would be entertaining enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show?
 
miplank said:
you probably want to narrow it down tho, cuz your "entire" life is far too much for one show.
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lol I thought you and your homies said my life was "tired out" and "you were tired of hearing about it".... but then you turn around and say it would be entertainment for the Jerry Springer Show.

So... which is it?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Nope sorry, too vague.

You wanna play hardball - then let's see if you have the balls. You follow me around all damned day trying to get under my skin, but you are too simple to realize you are wasting your time.

Please tell me EXACTLY what *entire thing* about my life would be entertaining enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show?
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Just simply making conversation.



Wait a min, I thought you ignored me 99% of the time?
 
I actually think Jerry Springer is a good idea for you to tell your story. Dr. Phil wouldn't have you, but i'm sure Jerry would.


I'm sure you can twist your story enough to get on the show. (not that it needs anymore twisting)
 
miplank said:
pics of your nuts, or they don't exist
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I could say the same about your brains or any sort of *real income* but then that might be construed as a ridiculous request. :rolleyes:

Come up with something a bit more entertaining. I told you, you are tiresome and offensive. It's because of people like you that this site loses money day in and day out. You actually get off on harrassing and making trouble between people. That's sick. Finally the site did *something about your ability to cause harm to it or at the very least, they reduced their liabiity*, you will take care of the rest all by your lonesome in due time. Of that, I have NO DOUBT.

Now piss off.

I didn't begin this thread. Did I?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I could say the same about your brains or any sort of *real income* but then that might be construed as a ridiculous request. :rolleyes:

Come up with something a bit more entertaining. I told you, you are tiresome and offensive. It's because of people like you that this site loses money day in and day out. You actually get off on harrassing and making trouble between people. That's sick. Finally the site did *something about your ability to cause harm to it or at the very least, they reduced their liabiity*, you will take care of the rest all by your lonesome in due time. Of that, I have NO DOUBT.

Now piss off.

I didn't begin this thread. Did I?
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I'm sure you have plenty of pics of your brains from the Docs trying to trace down the crazy in CT scans.


as far as my income (not sure why that matters) but I do very well, and I didn't even have to hit up some sugar daddy site. yay me!
 
Those pics don't show your hawtness. PM me something better.


BIKINIMOM said:
LOL I graduated high school in 1985. I didn't begin to model until well into my 30's - AFTER I had four children.

But thanks for noticing. Makes me all that much more amazing. :supercool

I am thinking I am looking not-too-shabby at the age of 41, NO MAKE-UP - no special liting with my hair cut short. And even if I WANTED my ass exposed in a thong it would look equally sweet as one can see by how tiny appear FULLY-CLOTHED. :) Freaks some people out when I wear clothing that shows more skin, especially when I flex what little I got left. :lmao:

2u6l3du.jpg


zmmat5.jpg


I just keep better and better with every birthday. Sadly not something that every man can say about his wife. :whatever:

Thandie earned her pro-card at 52 so there is NO REASON WHATSOEVER that a woman can't still be suh-mokin hot long after the age of 22. I find it sort of sad though, when a man assigns a certain value to a woman's exterior as if that is all there is to being a woman. Sad for that man, I suppose... not my problem as I don't travel in those circles.
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miplank said:
I'm sure you have plenty of pics of your brains from the Docs trying to trace down the crazy in CT scans.


as far as my income (not sure why that matters) but I do very well, and I didn't even have to hit up some sugar daddy site. yay me!
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Is that the best you can do?

YOU LIED about what you do for a living when you first got here about how you are this independently wealthy guy that has not one, but TWO *turn-key* businesses (they run themselves). Now we ALL KNOW that is hardly the truth... is it?

While I've never lied about a fuckking thing.

Am I crazy? Yes, I do struggle every goddamned day to try to make it through... I do everything in my power to fight thoughts of my EXHUSBAND FUCKING MY DAUGHTERS, of them throwing their lives away by drinking, doing drugs, not going to school, failing, fucking random boys being drugged by their father.... yea, is *that the part* about my life that YOU would find entertaining on the TV? Or the part about how local government nor child protective services nor police or any other goddamned body will do a FUCKING THING TO HELP ME HELP MY KIDS? See Jerry Springer doesn't do that kind of TV and sadly my exhusband has refused SEVERAL TV request to come and tell "his side". Fuck he even refused TWO documentaries and without him *willing to tell his side* mine seems less of an inducement for proper exploitation.

And I never hid how I met my husband. Hell, it's all over the internet you fool. We went on TV to promote the site - duh. Ironically, by the time we came to talk of marriage HE WAS FLAT BROKE LIVING IN HIS OFFICE. So I couldn't even *gold-dig* right.

So now, one last time YOU AND YOUR HOMIES QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND DESPERATELY TRYING TO INCITE AND PROVOKE ME AND PISS THE FUCK OFF. M'kay? :qt: Pretty please with sugar on it - go find someone else to fuck with.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Is that the best you can do?

YOU LIED about what you do for a living when you first got here about how you are this independently wealthy guy that has not one, but TWO *turn-key* businesses (they run themselves). Now we ALL KNOW that is hardly the truth... is it?



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show me where I ever lied about what I did for a living? You must have me confused with someone else.


I have a Storage Unit Company, and a car dealership (both of which i'm part owner with).


Never have I said I've done anything different.
 
miplank said:
show me where I ever lied about what I did for a living? You must have me confused with someone else.


I have a Storage Unit Company, and a car dealership (both of which i'm part owner with).


Never have I said I've done anything different.
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*wink* OK

Unlike you, I don't follow people around on the internet all day. I know what I read.

I'm still waiting for the part of my life that you think would be so appropriate and amusing for the Jerry Springer Show, you know since YOU brought it up.

Now PISS THE FUCK OFF.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
*wink* OK

Unlike you, I don't follow people around on the internet all day. I know what I read.

I'm still waiting for the part of my life that you think would be so appropriate and amusing for the Jerry Springer Show, you know since YOU brought it up.

Now PISS THE FUCK OFF.
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if you know you read about me lying about my work...post it up! it'll be a good laugh for you. OH wait, you can't! pwned!
 
miplank said:
if you know you read about me lying about my work...post it up! it'll be a good laugh for you. OH wait, you can't! pwned!
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Sonny, go back to selling used cars. Please get a life and go stalk people on yahoo where you can be a big man.

I remember when you first got here you said you owned 2 self sustaining businesses and they ran themselves and all you needed to do was collect money. I remember you saying that you were independently wealthy..... I can go back to my old PM's where you apologized for being such an ass and decided to be a stand up guy.

Looks like when people are unhappy in real life their personality translates to the interweb where they can be anything they want.

I haven't commented on any of your nasty posts because I have Mafia Wars to do. And I am doing it in my very own little office where BM really doesn't have a need to visit, since she is just as much an owner as I am. Since everyone has already seen where and how we live in real life I really don't understand your issue with her life. Unless you can get me the same Azure at a really good price I would suggest you just go bother someone you know that won't beat you up and take away your lunch money.

Oh, go chase your wife around and leave mine alone.
 
The storage company does run itself. The car lot takes a lil more effort, but not much as you can tell by the amount of time I spend on EF.

I just checked for you, and the newest Azure I can seem to find is a 2007 with 14,661 miles for $155,000

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10 years ago I had a business that ran itself....I fucked around all day on the gear forums then my business ran itself into the ground. Now I mind my own business.
 
miplank said:
The storage company does run itself. The car lot takes a lil more effort, but not much as you can tell by the amount of time I spend on EF.

I just checked for you, and the newest Azure I can seem to find is a 2007 with 14,661 miles for $155,000

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has to be this color.

Yeah I can see you spend too much time on EF. Since there have been about 30 dealerships close here in DFW area one of the top 10 cities in the US for income, I guess Colorado used car lots must just run themselves and have survived this market. A very good idea, self serve used cars sales. You must be making a killing. Seems to me you are one smart fellow.
 
There might have been one that color available to me. I prefer black which is why I posted that one.


You're talking Franchise dealers that are shutting down. Different ball game pops.
 
heavy_duty said:
10 years ago I had a business that ran itself....I fucked around all day on the gear forums then my business ran itself into the ground. Now I mind my own business.
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Seems this applies to this situation as well.I only work about 12-14 hrs a day so I have ample time to stalk people and post every few seconds. But then again, you met BM in person so you already know what I have to come home to. I miss having her in the office, hers is dark and empty now, I walk by and all I see is her screen saver, I am so alone....

When ya gonna DD us again?

giggles, I never gave her one of those, I have CCTV security and can look anytime......... I know there are a lot of peeps here that sure would like the access to those cams!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Seems this applies to this situation as well.I only work about 12-14 hrs a day so I have ample time to stalk people and post every few seconds. But then again, you met BM in person so you already know what I have to come home to. I miss having her in the office, hers is dark and empty now, I walk by and all I see is her screen saver, I am so alone....

When ya gonna DD us again?

giggles, I never gave her one of those, I have CCTV security and can look anytime......... I know there are a lot of peeps here that sure would like the access to those cams!
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Baby you are confused. That was DIALTONE!

:lmao:

hehehehehehehehhee THAT was some funny shit!!!!

Goofball, go back to playing mafia wars.

I :heart: you.

And what heavy_duty is saying makes sense to me, but then again WTF do I know? I am still waiting for Miplank to clarify EXACTLY what part of my life he finds so amusing.
 
miplank said:
I dunno, but i'm sure you'll tell us. :)
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I am still waiting to hear what part of my life you find so funny. You know, since you feel the need to keep bringing it up.

I'll be back after Judge Judy. Now don't you go changing the subject that YOU keep bringing up.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Nope sorry, too vague.

You wanna play hardball - then let's see if you have the balls. You follow me around all damned day trying to get under my skin, but you are too simple to realize you are wasting your time.

Please tell me EXACTLY what *entire thing* about my life would be entertaining enough to be on the Jerry Springer Show?
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lol:coffee:
 
DEWD... take the pic down... why would you post that pic?

*sigh*

Was actually taken by another board member when we had a meat-up years ago... LOL I met Lumberg that nite too.

F-Factor took the pic and not a very flattering one, I might add. Now I have to go and find one that is more recent and more flattering. :rolleyes:

See what happens when your old man has too much fukkin free time?
 
This was taken on 4th July weekend 2009 - just a few weeks ago. Clearly ya'll can see what I meant on that thread about my crazy traps and thick back... sigh I hope this makes ya'll happy. Oi I feel so damned cheezy giving in to the freaking peer pressure. And I will shoot my husband for posting that less than flattering old pic.

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They had a 2 for 1 *wax-your-ass* special over at the barbershop so me and the Old Grump both went. I mean, how could you resist taking advantage of an offer like that?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Are you sure you don't mean that *it hits you*?! LOL
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Yeah when I am not too tired, have a headache, too stressed, not having a good day, drank too much diet coke and am irritable, that time of the month, I can't find your purse so I can use my balls and a few other things that I can't really remember.

Yeah you are quite the hairy igor.
 
:lmao: getting scary... may not hit it anymore :lmao:
worst that a dudes balls in a chick's purse is a chick's purse in another chick's purse... :s
 
not good enough...i've seen that one.

great idea: get naked, bend over, cover your growler with one hand, look back behind you towards GOM, who will take the pic. =hot.
 
heavy_duty said:
show us a bum shot from the side :)
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The only one we took recently exposes more than I am comfortable showing LOL so sorry... no.

Hubby took it when I came in from the pool, in other words when I had no idea. I obviously have no issues w/nudity but there are some things that I feel are best left to the imagination.

If I feel so move, we may take some more some time in the near future.
 
I'm not into nudes. I have not looked at a nude mag in 15 years.


BIKINIMOM said:
The only one we took recently exposes more than I am comfortable showing LOL so sorry... no.

Hubby took it when I came in from the pool, in other words when I had no idea. I obviously have no issues w/nudity but there are some things that I feel are best left to the imagination.

If I feel so move, we may take some more some time in the near future.
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heavy_duty said:
I'm not into nudes. I have not looked at a nude mag in 15 years.
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The only nudes I've ever posed for were art nudes. One is private, not for public display. Been trying to get a print now FOREVER from the freaking photographer LOL But it's been years and it won't earn him any money so goodness knows he isn't breaking his neck to dig it out and send me a print (this was back in the days before everything went digital). The rest were all implied. Meaning though I was not wearing any clothing *all the important parts* were hidden by posing and/or lighting. (like one of the images on my homepage for my skincare/dietary supplement line).

My hubby took the pic I am talking about when I wasn't aware. It shows the tatt I have on my hip really well but exposes way more than I am comfortable exposing to someone other than my hubbie. :)

I've been thinking o offering to do a shoot with a local photog to help him promote his business. He's been wanting to go pro for a bit but is having difficulty getting there so I figured I'd show him the ropes in exchange for shooting me. Would motivate me to REALLY tighten up and I could also use the images to update my site - hopefully will get some investor money to bring my products to market.... or I will just have to save up (will take about a year) and invest my own. Either way it will get done, and I'll have some more recent images.

I have been consi
 
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