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MsBeverlyHills

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so i just found out that the guy ive been flirting with on and off for 10 years is getting married! heres their website-

WeddingChannel.com - Search Results

I cant belive it! He's this hardcore, partying jock/rugby player & shes this chunky, out of shape school teacher. worse yet, hes turning 40 & shes in her 20s.

I just dont get it....are guys turning 40 so desperate to get married they pick someone totally not their type? im not sure if i should send him a congrats email or blow it off.

any advice? :confused:
 
Send him congrats...that way he knows that you know, you've taken the high road and shown class, then write him off and move on...you can do better than him...

I disagree, she should be a total drama queen about it and make a big public scene.
 
exactly... lifelong rugby player/athlete + non-athletic, couch potato fat chick = not so great a marriage...

i see all sorts of weird shit that works for some reason...i stopped trying to figure out relationship dynamics a long time ago...is/was his mom a plumper? my mom is 5'11" and was always in good shape but not a little girl...like a wnba sorta build, i suppose...my younger brothers both married tall women that are built like my mom...i was the only one that picked a skinny little broad...but, i picked her mostly because she had/has such a beautiful, angelic face...i'm superficial like that hahaha...luckily she also turned out to be a wonderful wife/partner and the best mom i've ever seen.
 
I disagree, she should be a total drama queen about it and make a big public scene.

lmao

also, if you have been fliting with him for ten years, he prolly realises he isn't getting any younger, and his relationship with you was going no where

:Popcorn:
 
lmao

also, if you have been fliting with him for ten years, he prolly realises he isn't getting any younger, and his relationship with you was going no where

:Popcorn:

well, there's that too...most guys (me included) don't hang in there that long :lmao: it's an attention-span thing...i blame my mom and the tren in the beef supply.
 
Post anonymously on their wedding page something like this:

"But I'm having your baby!!!"

or

"You gave me crabs and gave her a ring???? DIE you bastard!!!"
 
e-stalker

does he know the two of you have been flirting on and off for 10 years
 
so i just found out that the guy ive been flirting with on and off for 10 years is getting married! heres their website-

WeddingChannel.com - Search Results

I cant belive it! He's this hardcore, partying jock/rugby player & shes this chunky, out of shape school teacher. worse yet, hes turning 40 & shes in her 20s.

I just dont get it....are guys turning 40 so desperate to get married they pick someone totally not their type? im not sure if i should send him a congrats email or blow it off.

any advice? :confused:

And by "flirting" are we talking sechuals, or just a little email/text banter?
 
nope. I know shes just sloppy seconds :D

Is she really getting sloppy seconds if she's getting him on a level you never did? Or is it really that you were just the place holder for her? ;)

Seems silly to judge a relationship based on body types. I agree that similar lifestyles can make things run smoother, but the lack of them isn't an automatic doomsday. If he's that hard partying and this girl is getting him to settle down, she must have something going for her than the rest before her did not.
 
Is she really getting sloppy seconds if she's getting him on a level you never did? Or is it really that you were just the place holder for her? ;)

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I don't know this guy, but could be one of a few reasons; maybe he does really care about her or just maybe he's desperate and he chose someone he can control. Who knows really! I'm 45 and still can't figure humans out!
I'm not bad looking and can get cuties, but now, at my age and after a few failed relationships, I am looking for substance and not just looks. The last short term I had, guy was hot, but was missing a lot in other departments. I say bring on the chubbies! ;-)
 
This thread is proof that all women hate each other and are catty as can be behind each other's back.

I will now print and mail this to the UN so they can put it on the wall for future generations to see.

c
 
I don't know this guy, but could be one of a few reasons; maybe he does really care about her or just maybe he's desperate and he chose someone he can control. Who knows really! I'm 45 and still can't figure humans out!
I'm not bad looking and can get cuties, but now, at my age and after a few failed relationships, I am looking for substance and not just looks. The last short term I had, guy was hot, but was missing a lot in other departments. I say bring on the chubbies! ;-)
I second that you're good looking. Even better naked. No drooping.
 
so i just found out that the guy ive been flirting with on and off for 10 years is getting married! heres their website-

WeddingChannel.com - Search Results

I cant belive it! He's this hardcore, partying jock/rugby player & shes this chunky, out of shape school teacher. worse yet, hes turning 40 & shes in her 20s.

I just dont get it....are guys turning 40 so desperate to get married they pick someone totally not their type? im not sure if i should send him a congrats email or blow it off.

any advice? :confused:

Saucer of cream?
Meow!
 
thanks everyone for the replies. I never wished I was the one marrying him (as some of you implied)! All i was wondering is why someone would marry, commit their life to a girl without similar interests, different lifestyle & physically not their type.

are guys turning 40 afraid of being alone?
 
so now that i really have it in my brain that this wedding is not a joke but will prob happen next wkend, i may watch the movies with the most ridiculous wedding scenes to celebrate him being so stupid and my not giving a shit (sorta).

any suggestions? im thinking Bridesmaids, My Best Friends Wedding and Four weddings and a funeral!! what else?
 
so now that i really have it in my brain that this wedding is not a joke but will prob happen next wkend, i may watch the movies with the most ridiculous wedding scenes to celebrate him being so stupid and my not giving a shit (sorta).

any suggestions? im thinking Bridesmaids, My Best Friends Wedding and Four weddings and a funeral!! what else?

Why not just sit in the dark listening to "Champagne High" by Sister Hazel?
 
thanks everyone for the replies. I never wished I was the one marrying him (as some of you implied)! All i was wondering is why someone would marry, commit their life to a girl without similar interests, different lifestyle & physically not their type.

are guys turning 40 afraid of being alone?

No, but let me come and visit you anyway because I loooove California.
 
This thread is proof that all women hate each other and are catty as can be behind each other's back.

I will now print and mail this to the UN so they can put it on the wall for future generations to see.

c

do waht I do and incorporate cats into your household
take over mr decibels
 
Its the big day!! I already found out he's having all kinds of financial problems...so glad it isant me ;)

I wasn't looking for a lifetime with you
And I never thought it would hurt just to hear
"I do" and "I do"
And I do a number on myself
And all that I thought to be
And you'll be the one
That just left me undone
By my own, hesitation

[Pre-chorus]
and for the million hours that we were
well I'll smile and remember it all
then I'll turn and go
while your story's completed mine is a long way from done.

[Chorus]
Well I'm on a champagne high
Where will I be when I stop wondering why
On a champagne high
I'd toast to the future but that'd be a lie
On a champagne high, high

Spring turned to summer
But then winter turned to mean
The distance seemed right
At the time it was best - to leave
[. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/sister-hazel-lyrics/champagne-high-lyrics.html .]
And to leave behind
What I once thought was fine And so real - to me
And while I'm still gone
On the quest for my song
I'm at your - celebration

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Your wagons been hitched to a star
Well now he'll be your thing that's new
Yeah what little I have you can borrow
'Cause I'm old and I'm blue...

[Pre-chorus]

Well I'm on a champagne high (so high)
Where will I be when I stop wondering why
On a champagne high (so high)
Toast to the future but that'd be a lie
On a champagne high
Where will I be when I stop wondering why
On a champagne high... high...
So high so high you left me undone
so high, so high you left me undone....
 
so i just found out that the guy ive been flirting with on and off for 10 years is getting married! heres their website-

WeddingChannel.com - Search Results

I cant belive it! He's this hardcore, partying jock/rugby player & shes this chunky, out of shape school teacher. worse yet, hes turning 40 & shes in her 20s.

I just dont get it....are guys turning 40 so desperate to get married they pick someone totally not their type? im not sure if i should send him a congrats email or blow it off.

any advice? :confused:

Send a congrats who knows why people choose who they do but if you have been flirt friends for 10 years wish him well and turn the page.
 
you can't judge a book by it's cover me mom used to say
and I;
you can't judge a vaginal barrel until
well by it's cover
I've dated at least two gals that understood that and rationed their vaginal barrel
 
thanks everyone for the replies. I never wished I was the one marrying him (as some of you implied)! All i was wondering is why someone would marry, commit their life to a girl without similar interests, different lifestyle & physically not their type.

are guys turning 40 afraid of being alone?

lol, he's 40 and she's in her 20s, what more do you need to know?
 
Ah, I see. It was a 1 time thing. I thought there were multiple stories like servicing yourself at the service station, or in line at Sonic Burger.
 
update:
He dumped that bitch.

lol.

so news has it they were married at an art gallery instead of a church & this dude was brought up very Catholic! i figure he did that so he can pull a Kim Kardashian on her in the near future & wont have to annul it!! just sayin..
 
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lol.

so news has it they were married at an art gallery instead of a church & this dude was brought up very Catholic! i figure he did that so he can pull a Kim Kardashian on her in the near future & wont have to annul it!! just sayin..


it made the news? a special couple indeed. They'll probably live happily ever after in eternal bliss. It's ok, we're here for you.

u mad?
 
lol.

so news has it they were married at an art gallery instead of a church & this dude was brought up very Catholic! i figure he did that so he can pull a Kim Kardashian on her in the near future & wont have to annul it!! just sayin..

I was an alter boy in Jersey
I had to abuse myself
 
don't get drunk in a white shirt
spaghetti leftovers will ruin it
or make it a gym shirt there after
 
see this little kitten was having a grand time molesting a styrofoam peanut
so i placed her in a box full of styrofoam peanuts
and shook it up
see now
the styrofoam peanuts have you significantly outnumbered
 
you can build enough of a static cling bond on her back by rubbing a peanut on her back
yeah it's got you now
 
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