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Here's a topic we've never discussed before, kinda gross though.....

RottenWillow

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Anuses. Why is it that the area around some people's anuses is kinda freaky discolored looking? That's both bizarre and gross simultaneously. Like their butt is pinkish or white or whatever and around their anus the skin is naturally brown looking. I heard porn stars are bleaching them now to avoid that. Yuck.



discuss.
 
It's the hottest cosmetic treatment in L.A.

I have no problem with that.
 
:lmao:
:twirl:
 
anya said:
Anuses. Why is it that the area around some people's anuses is kinda freaky discolored looking? That's both bizarre and gross simultaneously. Like their butt is pinkish or white or whatever and around their anus the skin is naturally brown looking. I heard porn stars are bleaching them now to avoid that. Yuck.



discuss.
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This topic has be dicussed before. I'm not plat so i can't go looking for it, but there was a good discussion going on about bleaching the chocolate starfish.
 
anya said:
Bright day glo orange which flops to yellow depending on the angle of the light like those expensive paint jobs you see on some sports cars.
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do you enjoy anal sex?
 
anya said:
Bright day glo orange which flops to yellow depending on the angle of the light like those expensive paint jobs you see on some sports cars.
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"pimp my anus"

did Xzibit and west coast customs help you out with that? they prolly juiced you up and gave you a compartment in the side of your left butt cheek for your compact makeup kit, and you got a 7.2 flat lcd screen on your thigh to watch dvd's, and instead of rims they bought you platinum roller skates

now you have more confidence and love to show your new pimped anus, your friends are amazed, you be turn'n heads fo sho, you officially been pimped
 
how about your anus triple... i'd imagine its a nice pink.
 
tripleblonde said:
omg....you said balloon knot....lmao
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Urban Dictionary.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balloon+knot&f=1

Look up:


Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

7 definitions of balloon knot.

Record your pronunciation
Show a random word

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balloon knot
19 votes

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

Source: father O, Apr 16, 2002
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Urban Dictionary t-shirts: sport your Urban Dictionary styleballoon knot
3 votes

Also see "Brown Eye", "Leather Donut", "Fish eye", "Oh-Ring", "Dark Star"......

Look at the size of her Ballon Knot! Ewwwwww!

Source: anonymous, May 1, 2003
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Balloon Knot
3 votes

A term used to describe the asshole.

Inquiry: How was it?
Response: Great, she got the stinky-pinky right in her BALLOON KNOT.

Source: Lance Hardcastle, Oct 20, 2003
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alldumb: the dumbest, coolest, craziest things on the internet go here.balloon knot
2 votes

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

Source: eric the red, Sep 29, 2003
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balloon knot
2 votes

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

Source: Shawn B., Apr 14, 2003
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Are you on Orkut?: Join the Urban Dictionary communityBalloon Knot
1 vote

Ones anus or sphincta also known as Chocolate Starfish.

Anyone with a tight arse

Source: GBert, Dec 5, 2003
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Balloon Knot
no votes

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

Source: KELSY, Jan 8, 2004
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HumorMe said:
Urban Dictionary.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balloon+knot&f=1

Look up:


Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

7 definitions of balloon knot.

Record your pronunciation
Show a random word

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
balloon knot
19 votes

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

Source: father O, Apr 16, 2002
recommend for deletion | send to a friend


Urban Dictionary t-shirts: sport your Urban Dictionary styleballoon knot
3 votes

Also see "Brown Eye", "Leather Donut", "Fish eye", "Oh-Ring", "Dark Star"......

Look at the size of her Ballon Knot! Ewwwwww!

Source: anonymous, May 1, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a friend


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Balloon Knot
3 votes

A term used to describe the asshole.

Inquiry: How was it?
Response: Great, she got the stinky-pinky right in her BALLOON KNOT.

Source: Lance Hardcastle, Oct 20, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a friend

alldumb: the dumbest, coolest, craziest things on the internet go here.balloon knot
2 votes

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

Source: eric the red, Sep 29, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a friend


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balloon knot
2 votes

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

Source: Shawn B., Apr 14, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a friend

Are you on Orkut?: Join the Urban Dictionary communityBalloon Knot
1 vote

Ones anus or sphincta also known as Chocolate Starfish.

Anyone with a tight arse

Source: GBert, Dec 5, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a friend


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Balloon Knot
no votes

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

Source: KELSY, Jan 8, 2004
recommend for deletion | send to a friend
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thanks for the sceince bro


:D


needed some back up
 
are baby butt holes white?

Maybe it's years of contact with shit that turns them brown?
 
tiger88 said:
u ever cum in a chics butt hole ?

she then will close her butthole up and the cum oozes and u got a cream pie
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Ok, all we need now is for "Gotmilk" to reply to this thread and then it's complete...
 
I've never seen my own butthole, so I couldn't tell ya.

I am talented... but I ain't THAT talented. LOL
 
Werd said:
I've never seen my own butthole, so I couldn't tell ya.

I am talented... but I ain't THAT talented. LOL
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Start taking contortionist classes. You'll be as limber as Tigers grasp of the English language in no time at all.
 
I personally find the dark skin around the poopchute to be a *H-U-G-E* turnon for some reason, as long as it ain't poop it's all good.
 
I haven't seen mine in years, so I don't know what color it is. That gives me something to do tonight. I'll get out a mirror and spread my cheeks.
 
My hubby is always trying to get in mine.....not looking forward to starting that process over again.....
 
i think a good reason why the area around your butthole is "brown" is because shit comes out of your anus every single day, sometimes more than once, and what do you do with that shit? you wipe that shit all around your anus trying to clean it up.....remember kids, your shit probably has a lot of nasty toxic stuff in it. i bet if you shit on a concret slab every day for a long time, that slab would soon be stained shit brown :idea:
 
The bleching thing sounds like a good idea though. Do you think chicks would like it if my butthole wasn't as dark?
 
jenscats5 said:
My hubby is always trying to get in mine.....not looking forward to starting that process over again.....
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Nothing like being first in the backdoor. The girl is still saving the pooper for me, only fingers and tongue so far.
 
big_bad_buff said:
i think a good reason why the area around your butthole is "brown" is because shit comes out of your anus every single day, sometimes more than once, and what do you do with that shit? you wipe that shit all around your anus trying to clean it up.....remember kids, your shit probably has a lot of nasty toxic stuff in it. i bet if you shit on a concret slab every day for a long time, that slab would soon be stained shit brown :idea:
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LMAO!
 
he way i wipe, the shit doesnt smear over my ass, and i wash my asshole after every outing, however you know what...I don;t know if my anus is brown or not, and im too tired to look, so i cant really say if this great wipe job i do makes assholes pink or not..Worthless post.
 
Like most men's buttholes my ass is a nasty dark hairy no-go zone.

Maybe one day when I am like 5% bf and tanned I can make peace with my ass.
 
Damn, after looking at this thread I realized I need to nair the forest, AND bleach my asshole. I'm feel so not sexy now.
 
Speaking of assholes... Anya... how much space is between your asshole and your vagina?

Thanks.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Speaking of assholes... Anya... how much space is between your asshole and your vagina?

Thanks.
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Good question.... we never did get an accurate taint measure from her.
 
Lets take care of the bush growind back there... we can worry about the color later.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Speaking of assholes... Anya... how much space is between your asshole and your vagina?

Thanks.
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this would be interesting to know
 
I have this compulsion to eat toilet paper and smear shit on my face, so I never really get the chance to wipe. The shrubbery in my crack obstructs view. Sad sad shit -Beast
 
WalkingBeast said:
I have this compulsion to eat toilet paper and smear shit on my face, so I never really get the chance to wipe. The shrubbery in my crack obstructs view. Sad sad shit -Beast
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Do you have to screw out any metal objects first in order to be able to take a shit?
 
anya.. come back.. have you measured your taint?
 
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