Here is a copy and paste of my bank account

[ceo]

Balance: $1,324,934,762,904.85

...

 

[jh1]

I was shitting blood this morning.



But that just means you're hardcore.









Right?

For you, it means your b/f hit that hardcore last night.

 

[puddlemonkey]

For you, it means your b/f hit that hardcore last night.

Who gift platted you? Cause I know your cheap ass didn't spring for it.

 

[jnevin]

jh1 = jewbacca

 

[wootoom]

fuck me running

 

[the_clockwork]

...

umm I used copy and paste so I can't make it up, it is the internet afterall!

 

[Cal_21]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-QApCMg6g_c

 

[the_clockwork]

fuck me running

I'll fuck you laying down.. mmkay?

 

[jnevin]

umm I used copy and paste so I can't make it up, it is the internet afterall!

That's a valid point.

 

[jh1]

This ain't shit.


Here is a copy past from my account:

07/20/07
EverBank 002233599876
Balance: $387,992,882,898,999,998,888.04

And these two bitches are currently under my desk sucking my nuts: