Help me to seduce one of the hot ass chicks next door

[Saint V]

Secondly, I dont want to sleep with anyone.

Herein lies your problem. This should be your goal, not your downfall.

 

[Saint V]

Dude's living in a fuggin' convent.

 

[theoak01]

dude if you did infact walk in uninvited and she flipped,you arent welcome there anymore and they all know your a fricken weirdo now and want nothing to do with you.

 

[nutsnack]

go over there get on their computer and show them this post and see if any of these replies would work on them?

OR go over there and strike up a conversation about sex and tell them your a virgin and they will want to fuck you like no other

OR pretend you are gay and ull be invited all the time.. then eventually fuck them all

OR just be who they want you to be...

either way your mentallity of I don't want to get laid I just want to get married since i AM 19 years old is stupid.. ditch it, no one buys shoes w/o trying them on first!

 

[Saint V]

go over there get on their computer and show them this post and see if any of these replies would work on them?

OR go over there and strike up a conversation about sex and tell them your a virgin and they will want to fuck you like no other

OR pretend you are gay and ull be invited all the time.. then eventually fuck them all

OR just be who they want you to be...

either way your mentallity of I don't want to get laid I just want to get married since i AM 19 years old is stupid.. ditch it, no one buys shoes w/o trying them on first!

LMFAO dead on the money bor

 

[evansteve]

haha, by the way I just thought I'd tell yall, the story about walking in late at night was a complete joke. I didnt barge in and wake anyone up, I made that up completely.
im surprised someone didnt see thru that! some of your responses to it were funny tho.

 

[RADAR]

I walked into their apartment a few minutes ago, to try out the joke idea.
Their door was unlocked so I just went in, and one of them was laying down on the couch taking a nap. I turned the lights on and told her i had a joke for her.

As she was waking up I go:

"Why did B-Shoc cross the road?"
...
"To get to the Weessssttt--Siiidddeee!"
and then I told her, "check out the album at www.b-shoc.com"

For some reason she was screaming at me to get out. I think maybe she mighta been a bit too tired to appreciate my joke.

Oh well. What a bitch.

I Give up! You are hopeless!

RADAR

 

[-SD-]

haha, by the way I just thought I'd tell yall, the story about walking in late at night was a complete joke. I didnt barge in and wake anyone up, I made that up completely.
im surprised someone didnt see thru that! some of your responses to it were funny tho.

rob, you need all the help you can get. Please dont make it anymore difficult by making up bullshit stories for us to work with here.

 

[hawaiianflash]

booze will probably not work in this setting unfortunately. since booze is completely banned on campus (even if u are 21) and there is kinda a big taboo against it (half of the population doesnt even believe in drinking)
so i'll need a different excuse for staying longer.

Inviting them over sounds like a good idea, but I will definately have to clean/fix the place up a bit! I'm not sure what they will do when they come over.
hmm, i guess there is TV, movies, a board game, mariokart 64, stuff like that.

I think this is a bad tactic... you need to focus on only one of the girls, talk to her a bit and then invite her over so that its just the two of you. Otherwise, you'll risk getting the dreaded "friend" label from all of them.

-flash

 

[evansteve]

rob, you need all the help you can get. Please dont make it anymore difficult by making up bullshit stories for us to work with here.

ok, im done now, i just had to pull a fast one over everyone's eyes.