Help me to seduce one of the hot ass chicks next door

[evansteve]

but I thought you werent looking to fuck anyone because premartial sex is wrong.

what happened to finding a girl who has a nice personality and will treat you well? thats whats really fucking important not her god damned looks, or so you lead us to believe thats how you think give me a fucking break

The dick/puddle of barf thing was an analogy, not to be taken seriously.

I believe that both the personality and the looks are pretty dang important. I dont think I have suggested anything that would make you guys think that I believe the contrary.

lmao. ok, big balla. stick to that "hot chicks prefer ordinary, uninteresting dudes theory".

hell, i at least want an average looking girl. is that so much to ask for???

 

[beefcake28]

This is hopeless. Post pics of the hotties....