Help me to seduce one of the hot ass chicks next door

[Spanky11]

you are a fucking retard.

ask aap for tips.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I walked into their apartment a few minutes ago, to try out the joke idea.
Their door was unlocked so I just went in, and one of them was laying down on the couch taking a nap. I turned the lights on and told her i had a joke for her.

As she was waking up I go:

"Why did B-Shoc cross the road?"
...
"To get to the Weessssttt--Siiidddeee!"
and then I told her, "check out the album at www.b-shoc.com"

For some reason she was screaming at me to get out. I think maybe she mighta been a bit too tired to appreciate my joke.

Oh well. What a bitch.

ok look all humour aside, you should never, ever go into a room uninvited when the door is closed (personally i cringe at the thought of walking in uninvited or unescorted - its someones home, and you dont ever invade. ever. everevereverever)

also, you have to learn to figure out when things are appropriate socially - waking someone up in their own home to tell them a joke is completely innappropriate - you wait until its a social/party environment and say it amongst company that is there for that sort of thing.

your biggest problem, from what i can see, is making people feel comfortable around you.

were i you, i would keep it simple - be respectful, kind, and yourself. say hi when you see people, ask how their day was, and try to remember something about what theyve told you to ask about next time you see them. youll gradually earn their friendship and regard, and things will follow on from there.

if youre looking for a relationship as you said, remember that relationships are based on friendship and respect - which is why a lot of 'players' etc that i know have so much trouble in relationships - they build relationships on foundations of deceit or sex. doesnt work. sincerity is the key.

good luck

 

[Spanky11]

in all seriousness, I would follow GD's advice. walking into into house, esp when they are asleep to tell some lame ass joke is probably the best way to not get any ass at all.

use common sense.

 

[evansteve]

in all seriousness, I would follow GD's advice. walking into into house, esp when they are asleep to tell some lame ass joke is probably the best way to not get any ass at all.

use common sense.

 

[Spanky11]

I don't know what you are laughing for - you just earned yourself a one-way ticket to nopussyville with that girl.

retard.

 

[Mavafanculo]

... I have dropped into their room a few times, said hi, chatted with them, watched tv with them for a bit.
.

This never gets old. Next time you go over to watch TV wit them, bring a tub of Popcorn like the kind you get in the Movie Theaters. When the chick goes to the bathroom or something, cut out a hole in the bottom and stick your dick in there. When she goes in for a handful of popcorn, you'll be in like Flynn.

send me K when this works dude.


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[evansteve]

I don't know what you are laughing for - you just earned yourself a one-way ticket to nopussyville with that girl.

retard.

check your PM

 

[jd_uk]

People please stop helping this idiot. He'll never learn unless he has to do it completely on his own.

Surely evansteve is just an alter taking the piss.

 

[BileStew]

P60....

What the hell have I been telling you to do for years now?

ROOFIES!!

If those are not easily available, then try ether.

 

[manny78]

-ive gone over there and talked to them for like 5-15 min each day, wanna stay longer but afraid ill wear out my welcome
.

Bring booze. That will give you an excuse for staying longer. Then while talking and stuff, you'll probably notice that one of them seems more attracted. Then, on the same day/night, ask them to come to your appt. At some point, they'll be leaving and hopefully, you might manage to keep one of them.