Help me to seduce one of the hot ass chicks next door

[GrandMaster]

LoL!!

 

[evansteve]

the damn cliff notes are up. serious responses only please, and dont reply to this thread unless you've at least read the friggin cliff notes!!!!

 

[nycgirl]

dude, u are the 2nd person to have given me that advice. and all i can say is "fuck that!!"
Thats like trying to stick two magnets together that are polarized the wrong way, it aint gonna work!!!

I think he is telling you that the ugly chick will probably a lot easier to sleep with. And if she's chubby, according to Awitty, she will likely be a good fuck. (Awitty, did I get that right?).

 

[GrandMaster]

evansteve- y would u be lookin for a serious thing now? and so early??

but its your call... do your best, dont get your hopes up... they could maybe all be Ho's!

 

[awittyusername]

dude, u are the 2nd person to have given me that advice. and all i can say is "fuck that!!"

Thats like trying to stick two magnets together that are polarized the wrong way, it aint gonna work!!!

You have so much to learn...

1. You blow in there and start complimenting the ugly chick...The hot ones who are used to getting the attention are going to come after you for snubbing them.

2. Bang the ugly chick...Other chicks will smell her on you and come after you. You then work your way up the ladder to be banging hotter chicks. (don't feel bad...they are doing the same thing to you)

Now sign off and hit that shit. (with the lights off)

 

[evansteve]

I think he is telling you that the ugly chick will probably a lot easier to sleep with. And if she's chubby, according to Awitty, she will likely be a good fuck. (Awitty, did I get that right?).

I dont care if she is easier. Secondly, I dont want to sleep with anyone.

Whats the point if she is easier to obtain if I am not attracted to her at all???

To show any interest in her at all would be nothing but a lie on my part!

 

[nycgirl]

So, what do you want to do with the hot chick?

 

[EnderJE]

Everyone loves some good ol' Run DMC. Just quote them.

 

[evansteve]

evansteve- y would u be lookin for a serious thing now? and so early??

but its your call... do your best, dont get your hopes up... they could maybe all be Ho's!

the reason I am looking for something serious, is because if I start off fooling around now with women, i may gain the reputation as being a player, which would ruin my chances of finding a girlfriend now or later.
(cuz women dont like to date players)

If they are hos though, and I get the impression that they wanna fool around, then i may consider it. (but I wont bring the issue up, and get shot down, and then get a bad reputation cuz of my dumb fault for asking)

 

[EnderJE]

...cuz women dont like to date players...

orb, relax...are you looking for marriage material right now? why not just play the game and see what's out there? Don't think so long term...

"Mary, Mary.." WHY YA BUGGIN?
"Mary, Mary.." I NEED YA HUGGIN" - RUN DMC