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Help! Did not get kiss on first date-outing!

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[color=000080]"Here's the AFC (Average Frustrated Chump) way of asking a girl for a dance (Sound familiar?). The AFC approaches the girl and asks, "would you like to dance?" If she says yes, great! If however she refuses, you're out of luck. You can try and salvage the situation by joining her for a conversation but she has refused you once already so a come-back will be that much harder to do. Or you can just move on, but remember - having other girls see you get rejected diminishes your chances with them even further. Which could result in the ultimate humiliation of moving from girl to girl and asking for a dance and being turned down all the way until you run out of girls! Ok, the latter is unlikely, someone WILL eventually dance with you, but most probably that someone will be (yep, you guessed it) - an UG (Ugly Girl)!"[/color]

[color=000080]George Spellwin, excerpt from Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid [read more...][/color]
 
The best guide to **getting laid** is to go outside and having balls meeting girls despite the outcome. No book, guide, magic pill (DNP comes close to being the true magic pill if it werent for its harsh side effects) or guru will get you laid unless you are able to approach despite feeling nervous (cold hands, shaky, stomach wrenching, hard to breath).

George, you are a marketing genius slipping in like that ;) Best luck to your biz
 
LMAO,

This thread has to be a gee up. What's with the references to the mountains and mountain people. Do you live in Switzerland?

These mountain people sound like they might be an Amish community.

When i read his thread, i had images of the sound of music in my head, cow bells, rolling green hills, snow covered peaks and shit.
 
Hanging around pick up artists and what tends to happen is that you start to develop a slang for some things or have a way of describing things.


Mountain girl...(suburbs close to a valley, doesnt dress loud, etc)
If im with my wingman Ill say ¨east-west¨if we should ditch the girl or ¨east-east¨ if we should stay with her and continue to work.

Its all for fun my friends, it sure beats playing videogames and watching sci fi movies with popcorn and cola for hours and hours into the night on the weekends. Now with X box live you dont even need friends to play multiplayer, you can be a true caveman.

I used to have to intense battles playing videogames in the weekend night such as the Virtua Figher series or one of the sports game in the 2K series....it was fun but when you dont have a girl with you it stinks. Speaking of which, more and more girls are into gaming then ever before so it makes for a great evening but thats after you and her played Steam Roller in the bed.
 
Please disregard my previous advise. Forget the vodka just drink the drano and die!! That's the only thing that will save us from the diarrhea that is this thread.
 
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