Help! Did not get kiss on first date-outing!

[timewilltell]

Canadien Oak, thanks for the tip. My problem was that I was a late bloomer in terms of my success with girls. Hardly dated much in high school, college years were good and just the past year or two Ive been turning it up so...

The thing that was really making me think was
(what if she found out that I did this and that?) and I knew she was going to. This is the shit that happens when one is inexperienced like myself.

So I made the wrong choice and told her everything. I did everything else good....she told me her traits of her ideal man (I represented most but still not there), excellent rapport, kino, got her to imagine things which she loved..but yup, fucked up.

Time to move on to the future and just play it cool.

 

[Norman Bates]

A woman that has to pay for sex? How ugly was she?

 

[timewilltell]

Big nose, everything else is nice and good firm body.
She also bought me a few other things too...
I was drunk..she heard through the grapevine that Im ´talented in the bed´ (or maybe im just delusional)

I give her a 5.5. Not nasty, but slightly below average overall. If you are into bodies...she has a nice one...works out, face is not good. I regret it doing it but oh well.

 

[timewilltell]

And the money was more of a joke thing than me actual prostituting (or was it?)....its not like she paid me $200 to screw here. She treated me out and all.

Yup, this is Jerry Springer shit that I never thought I would ever run into.

 

[Norman Bates]

Well, better luck next time.
You probably heard that already:
Women are a numbers game

 

[timewilltell]

Thanks.
Yeah, its a numbers game. As I said before, Im new to this shit of dating, going out to clubs...since I was unsuccessful in the past. Worked out in the gym, cleaned myself up, had the balls to approach girls yet still lots of room for improvement.

Im starting to get tired of the nightclub scene and looking to settle down, why I was so stupid and fucked this up since this was a girl who was not a club type. Thus why I layed all of my cards on the table and tried so hard not to fuck anything up. Man...

Oh well, here is to the future.

 

[supersizeme]

I was drunk..she heard through the grapevine that Im ´talented in the bed´ (or maybe im just delusional)

That's alright man, rumors can be a bitch sometimes. Plus they get all sorts of misconstrued and all hell can break loose. There's a rumor going around that I "like to put it in the ass" without "asking the girl." And when they tell me to stop, I "tell them to 'shut the fuck up' angrily" and "shove their faces harder into the pillow." And when they try to escape I don't "let them leave" and "chain them to the cement support pillars in my basement for weeks." You just have to hope it goes away eventually.

 

[timewilltell]

Yeah, I know how all that goes. Then there is a rumor on the rumor and it just keeps adding up with different layers of shit. Like a McDonalds hamburger (shitty) that gets added with extra and extra toppings. It gets to a point where you cant pile up any more stuff and the facts cut through the rumors in the end.

 

[Frackal]

I dont know where to begin laughingl, the beginning or the end of this thread

 

[mylife]

i can't read all that but it sounds like she digs you.

for future reference don't tell a girl you want to taste her lips.