hello people! i am back with a chronicle

[crazyjoe]

Back when I trained with Franco we would venture into the woods of argentina and have sexual intercourse with jaguars shortly following professional body builder bench presses. I would always laugh at Franco because the jaguar always escaped his baby grip. So far to date no woman except for maria my wife has been able to bring me to orgasm like a jaguar. One time I was coming so intensely I flexed my massive quads which propelled the jaguar into outer space. me and franco laughed merrily as we drank pure walrus milk for bulking purposes.

here is a picture of me screaming after climaxing

lmfao! Good shit

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao, good to have you back budman!

 

[-SD-]

Noodlekeg!

 

[TheBudMan]

I would like to share with you pictures highlighting adventures from my life of being world champion bodybuilder.

This is my wife Maria and I meeting our dinner at an exotic restaurant where they let you pick which noodlekeg you want to eat before they cook it:

HA! One of my personal favorites for you to add to your collection! This is me preparing to take a massive shit on the gym floor. Franco thought it would be funny to put laxative in my whey proteins pre workout shake. Shortly after filling the gym with ostrich meat shit, i wiped my ass with the smith machine then launched it out the window where it landed on fat city children purchasing ice cream from a truck. I sprint passed them and yelled not all noodlekegs go to heaven!! HA!

 

[TheBudMan]

I have posted this before but let me do it again for all you people with inferior straw leg genetics who want to eat like a champion.

Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4:
1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

Meal 5:
5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
1 10lbs Austrian Peanut


This is what I ate on an average day. Do not try this or your baby stomachs will explode.

 

[JayC9]

Nathan?

 

[-SD-]

lol @ Austrian brand roids.

 

[crazyjoe]

I have posted this before but let me do it again for all you people with inferior straw leg genetics who want to eat like a champion.

Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4:
1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

Meal 5:
5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
1 10lbs Austrian Peanut


This is what I ate on an average day. Do not try this or your baby stomachs will explode.

Noice!

 

[TheBudMan]

I will be soon revealing my training in detail with a book titled, How to have muscles that are pumped like danny devitos head. i will write this book holding the pencil between my pectorals and flexing them to make words. This book will be special. After completing each chapter of chronicles, I will create an insulin spike by eating 235 pounds of sugar cane. I will harvest them by flexing my lats and sprinting through the fields. more to come later.

 

[crazyjoe]

I will be soon revealing my training in detail with a book titled, How to have muscles that are pumped like danny devitos head. i will write this book holding the pencil between my pectorals and flexing them to make words. This book will be special. After completing each chapter of chronicles, I will create an insulin spike by eating 235 pounds of sugar cane. I will harvest them by flexing my lats and sprinting through the fields. more to come later.

I am a little disapointed with this one.