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TheBudMan
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Yes I have a new name but i am still the same world champion body builder.
I will now make known to you a story about how i started the war in iraq.
ONe morning I woke up late for a personal training class. Gerard butler asked me to turn his floppy noodle keg body into world champion body builder like mine for his 300 movie. I told him about my superior abdominal workout. I explained to him how I would flex my titanic stomach abs because every austrian automatically has them, then jump onto the highway letting a tractor trailer ram into my stomach. I performed this rep 5 times for 3 sets. I stopped using this method after the words KCAM were embedded into my skin. "No way I'm doing that!!" he screams in a puny spartan voice. So I said "this is AUSTRIA!!!" and left a massive shit on his chin for him to wear during movie shootings.
This entire event made me realize i need to research the internet for new training methods. I used to have a laptop computer but kept hitting 4 rows of keys at the same time with my enormous body builder fingers. So i flung it out my window from austria and smashed it into one of the world trade center buildings, tumbling it to the ground like wooden baby blocks.
I will now make known to you a story about how i started the war in iraq.
ONe morning I woke up late for a personal training class. Gerard butler asked me to turn his floppy noodle keg body into world champion body builder like mine for his 300 movie. I told him about my superior abdominal workout. I explained to him how I would flex my titanic stomach abs because every austrian automatically has them, then jump onto the highway letting a tractor trailer ram into my stomach. I performed this rep 5 times for 3 sets. I stopped using this method after the words KCAM were embedded into my skin. "No way I'm doing that!!" he screams in a puny spartan voice. So I said "this is AUSTRIA!!!" and left a massive shit on his chin for him to wear during movie shootings.
This entire event made me realize i need to research the internet for new training methods. I used to have a laptop computer but kept hitting 4 rows of keys at the same time with my enormous body builder fingers. So i flung it out my window from austria and smashed it into one of the world trade center buildings, tumbling it to the ground like wooden baby blocks.
