Have you ever pooped in a funny/wierd place?

[anabolicmd]

In Ca the non-union illegal mexicans hang there asses out of the rafters on construction projects and shit thru the ceiling down to the floor, wipe their ass with their finger, and happily go back to work for sub-minimum wage. Care to compete with that? Congrats, you are.

WE HAVE A WINNER.

 

[rsnoble]

lmao

you mean like hanging upside down? tubboy.com?

hope he washes the back of his head afterwards.

 

[dballistic]

In Ca the non-union illegal mexicans hang there asses out of the rafters on construction projects and shit thur the ceiling down to the floor, wipe their ass with their finger, and happily go back to work for sub-minimum wage. Care to compete with that? Congrats, you are.

Yet another good reason for randomly placed landmines along the borders.

 

[biteme]

In a fat guy's potted plant for trying to get me into trouble at work. Don't fuck with Scorpions.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I used to be kind of a stoner back in HS, and before school one day a buddy named Justin and I smoked a jay, we then drove to my friend aarons apartment, I walked into get aaron and Justin sat outside smoking a ciggy, well anyway me and aaron walk outside and justin is nowheres in sight, so we crack open some newports and from around side of the building complex comes justin with the biggest grin on his face. We are like what the fuck is funny dude? he told us to look, so we went around the corner and saw a big lampost ball like 4 feet in diameter with runny poo inside off it. he said he couldnt hold it, he was kind of wierd.

the kid fucking took a shit in broad daylight in a gaint glass ball, that thing was there for like 5-6 months after that

 

[Lumberg]

Re: Re: Have you ever pooped in a funny/wierd place?

Man I feel kind of weird, I have more than a few weird pooping experiences. One time I was spending the summer between my sophomore and junior year in HS lifting and running for wrestling conditioning. I had on two pairs of sweatpants, two sweatshirts, a wide waistbelt, and a track suit on top. I ran out at about 7 am and went down the road about a mile when I felt a bad shit coming on. I could barely walk and I was a mile from my house with three pairs of long pants on and no other place to go anywhere around. The faster Id try to walk, the worse it got so I basically had to tiptoe back not to shit myself. About a third of the way back I finally gave up, and just shit my pants. I walked home with it lumping up in my tucked pants, it was just gross. I came home, got in the tub, took everything off put it in a garbage bag, then washed myself and the tub.

The other time was before a football game, right before we walked on the field. Our visitors dressing room was less than adequate, and the shitter was filthy and walled off so that there was barely any room between the walls and the bowl. I could barely squeeze in there without pads, but it was so tight and cramped, I couldnt go there. So I broke off from my team and ran around in the back into the woods, pulled down my pants, squatted down and took a dump. People drove by but the could only see my head fortunately.

4the would've been funn7y if 7you were wearign 7your helme4t and all 4the people dricing b7y could see was 7your helme4t.

 

[Lumberg]

i had a friend of a friend who used to like taking a shit while hanging from a tree. that's my kinda guy.

uh, NB, 4tha4t's 7you. I 4though4t 7you had 4the mul4tile personali4t7y disorder under con4tl with 4those mneds 7you were 4taking?

 

[Beachbum1546]

weirest for me is in the woods. no biggie but my friends got some good ones.

My friend was out on his friends boat. well his friend is a gorgeous girl and there was 2 other gorgoeus chicks plus her dad driving the boat. well he was in the water getting ready to wakeboard. he then gets up and realizes that he has to take a shit so he does a backroll and falls on purpose. as soon as he fell he pulled down his pants and took a huge shit. he said he began to see it floasting beside him so he yelled to hurry up and go.


Another one. My friend was surfing and he had two fine ass chicks waching him. they were his friends obviously. while surfing he had the shits BAD. like diarehha bad. so he hopped in the water and took a massive diarehha like dump. while doing this the chicks decide to go in the water and swim to him to 'hang'. he said he could all the peices floating everywhere and the two chicks swam right through it!

 

[gmanlax7]

hell yes

 

[MarthaStewart]

I was at my friend's beach house at the end of college and we were all wasted at night and walking back to his house.

one of my friends fell behind and then a few minutes later caught up with us.

We asked him where he had been and he said that he took a shit on one of the neighbor's front porches - right in front of the door.

Sure enough, it was still there the next day - pretty impressive. I don't know if the people just weren't home, or if they just liked it and decided to leave it there for awhile.
It wasn't like a small log - but a pretty impressively massive dump.
None of us had cameras unfortunately.

That should be an ad for Kodak. "If only we had cameras" *shakes head*