Have you ever pooped in a funny/wierd place?

[jackangel]

I once used a toilet in a bathroom.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Out of a really tall tree above a group of pigeons. I didn't really have to go at the time, but you don't get that kind of chance for revenge very often.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

lol @ Martha, making zee poopsies

Wrong guy.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Wrong guy.

shut up, you poop on birds

 

[tuc biscuit]

I knew a guy who was taking a three hour exam and for some reason no one was allowed to leave, so inevitably he shat himself with over two hours left.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

shut up, you poop on birds

No, I once poopED on birds.


Oh, I know, I know. Once a bird-pooper, always a bird-pooper.

I like you, man.

 

[TheProject]

oh another time I was sitting in a chair with nice clothes on - at work at the time.

I thought I had to fart, but it turns out it was explosive and runny.

I went to the bathroom and threw out my boxers and then walked home to change.

that was a 3 hour walk home and return. the best part is nobody seemed to notice.

I had to get a new chair b/c the other one "somehow" smelled like shit.

I can't decide if you're making this up or not.

 

[PoyeBoy]

No, I once poopED on birds.


Oh, I know, I know. Once a bird-pooper, always a bird-pooper.

I like you, man.

dude, I like you 2

 

[louden_swain]

always squat parallel when you shit in a foreign place. . . don't want to hit the back of the shoes.

I shit way up in the Rocky Mountains years ago. . . . I was without toilet paper. . and there was nothing but coniferous trees in the area.

 

[mylife]

i christened our new lake home by dropping a deuce off the dock while fishing.

didn't catch 'shit' after that.