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Have you ever pooped in a funny/wierd place?

lol.

A friend of mine did it in a trash can in a senior citizens' apartment complex, when he was delivering papers.
 
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standing in the shower with my boxers on.

I was really drunk and came to already standing there, boxers full of mess.

I have no clue how I got there. I just hope it was on my own power and not someone else.
 
Waiting in a line of trucks to enter a game reserve to hunt @ 4 am
Had to jump a fence along the road and do the doodie behind a bush.
Lots of honking and whooping noises..

Thank goodness for kleenex.
 
oh another time I was sitting in a chair with nice clothes on - at work at the time.

I thought I had to fart, but it turns out it was explosive and runny.

I went to the bathroom and threw out my boxers and then walked home to change.

that was a 3 hour walk home and return. the best part is nobody seemed to notice.

I had to get a new chair b/c the other one "somehow" smelled like shit.
 
Out of a really tall tree above a group of pigeons. I didn't really have to go at the time, but you don't get that kind of chance for revenge very often.
 
I knew a guy who was taking a three hour exam and for some reason no one was allowed to leave, so inevitably he shat himself with over two hours left.
 
PoyeBoy said:


shut up, you poop on birds
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No, I once poopED on birds.


Oh, I know, I know. Once a bird-pooper, always a bird-pooper.

I like you, man.
 
MarthaStewart said:
oh another time I was sitting in a chair with nice clothes on - at work at the time.

I thought I had to fart, but it turns out it was explosive and runny.

I went to the bathroom and threw out my boxers and then walked home to change.

that was a 3 hour walk home and return. the best part is nobody seemed to notice.

I had to get a new chair b/c the other one "somehow" smelled like shit.
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I can't decide if you're making this up or not.
 
always squat parallel when you shit in a foreign place. . . don't want to hit the back of the shoes.

I shit way up in the Rocky Mountains years ago. . . . I was without toilet paper. . and there was nothing but coniferous trees in the area.
 
i christened our new lake home by dropping a deuce off the dock while fishing.

didn't catch 'shit' after that.
 
PoyeBoy said:
Ive pooped while swimming when I was like 15 and it floated by my friends head
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Man I feel kind of weird, I have more than a few weird pooping experiences. One time I was spending the summer between my sophomore and junior year in HS lifting and running for wrestling conditioning. I had on two pairs of sweatpants, two sweatshirts, a wide waistbelt, and a track suit on top. I ran out at about 7 am and went down the road about a mile when I felt a bad shit coming on. I could barely walk and I was a mile from my house with three pairs of long pants on and no other place to go anywhere around. The faster Id try to walk, the worse it got so I basically had to tiptoe back not to shit myself. About a third of the way back I finally gave up, and just shit my pants. I walked home with it lumping up in my tucked pants, it was just gross. I came home, got in the tub, took everything off put it in a garbage bag, then washed myself and the tub.

The other time was before a football game, right before we walked on the field. Our visitors dressing room was less than adequate, and the shitter was filthy and walled off so that there was barely any room between the walls and the bowl. I could barely squeeze in there without pads, but it was so tight and cramped, I couldnt go there. So I broke off from my team and ran around in the back into the woods, pulled down my pants, squatted down and took a dump. People drove by but the could only see my head fortunately.
 
at some house party....kid was all drunkand shit in some one' laundry and ppl call him "dookie" i guess.......
 
in high school someone went into the locker room and lifted up the top towels out of the bin, took a huge dump and then put the towels back and left.

that made from some fucking annoying and toweless showers.
 
In Ca the non-union illegal mexicans hang there asses out of the rafters on construction projects and shit thur the ceiling down to the floor, wipe their ass with their finger, and happily go back to work for sub-minimum wage. Care to compete with that? Congrats, you are.
 
rsnoble said:
In Ca the non-union illegal mexicans hang there asses out of the rafters on construction projects and shit thru the ceiling down to the floor, wipe their ass with their finger, and happily go back to work for sub-minimum wage. Care to compete with that? Congrats, you are.
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WE HAVE A WINNER.
 
rsnoble said:
In Ca the non-union illegal mexicans hang there asses out of the rafters on construction projects and shit thur the ceiling down to the floor, wipe their ass with their finger, and happily go back to work for sub-minimum wage. Care to compete with that? Congrats, you are.
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Yet another good reason for randomly placed landmines along the borders.
 
In a fat guy's potted plant for trying to get me into trouble at work. Don't fuck with Scorpions.
 
I used to be kind of a stoner back in HS, and before school one day a buddy named Justin and I smoked a jay, we then drove to my friend aarons apartment, I walked into get aaron and Justin sat outside smoking a ciggy, well anyway me and aaron walk outside and justin is nowheres in sight, so we crack open some newports and from around side of the building complex comes justin with the biggest grin on his face. We are like what the fuck is funny dude? he told us to look, so we went around the corner and saw a big lampost ball like 4 feet in diameter with runny poo inside off it. he said he couldnt hold it, he was kind of wierd.

the kid fucking took a shit in broad daylight in a gaint glass ball, that thing was there for like 5-6 months after that
 
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anabolicmd said:


Man I feel kind of weird, I have more than a few weird pooping experiences. One time I was spending the summer between my sophomore and junior year in HS lifting and running for wrestling conditioning. I had on two pairs of sweatpants, two sweatshirts, a wide waistbelt, and a track suit on top. I ran out at about 7 am and went down the road about a mile when I felt a bad shit coming on. I could barely walk and I was a mile from my house with three pairs of long pants on and no other place to go anywhere around. The faster Id try to walk, the worse it got so I basically had to tiptoe back not to shit myself. About a third of the way back I finally gave up, and just shit my pants. I walked home with it lumping up in my tucked pants, it was just gross. I came home, got in the tub, took everything off put it in a garbage bag, then washed myself and the tub.

The other time was before a football game, right before we walked on the field. Our visitors dressing room was less than adequate, and the shitter was filthy and walled off so that there was barely any room between the walls and the bowl. I could barely squeeze in there without pads, but it was so tight and cramped, I couldnt go there. So I broke off from my team and ran around in the back into the woods, pulled down my pants, squatted down and took a dump. People drove by but the could only see my head fortunately.
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4the would've been funn7y if 7you were wearign 7your helme4t and all 4the people dricing b7y could see was 7your helme4t.
 
The Nature Boy said:
i had a friend of a friend who used to like taking a shit while hanging from a tree. that's my kinda guy.
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uh, NB, 4tha4t's 7you. I 4though4t 7you had 4the mul4tile personali4t7y disorder under con4tl with 4those mneds 7you were 4taking?
 
weirest for me is in the woods. no biggie but my friends got some good ones.

My friend was out on his friends boat. well his friend is a gorgeous girl and there was 2 other gorgoeus chicks plus her dad driving the boat. well he was in the water getting ready to wakeboard. he then gets up and realizes that he has to take a shit so he does a backroll and falls on purpose. as soon as he fell he pulled down his pants and took a huge shit. he said he began to see it floasting beside him so he yelled to hurry up and go.


Another one. My friend was surfing and he had two fine ass chicks waching him. they were his friends obviously. while surfing he had the shits BAD. like diarehha bad. so he hopped in the water and took a massive diarehha like dump. while doing this the chicks decide to go in the water and swim to him to 'hang'. he said he could all the peices floating everywhere and the two chicks swam right through it!
 
I was at my friend's beach house at the end of college and we were all wasted at night and walking back to his house.

one of my friends fell behind and then a few minutes later caught up with us.

We asked him where he had been and he said that he took a shit on one of the neighbor's front porches - right in front of the door.

Sure enough, it was still there the next day - pretty impressive. I don't know if the people just weren't home, or if they just liked it and decided to leave it there for awhile.
It wasn't like a small log - but a pretty impressively massive dump.
None of us had cameras unfortunately.

That should be an ad for Kodak. "If only we had cameras" *shakes head*
 
On the hood of a 1978 Pontiace Firebird. Right on the flaming bird logo. I left a Hiroshima pile that any man would be proud to have made.
 
I'm sorry that you two are having such crappy days...
In my life, no one says anything negative to me when I'm out. However, yesterday I was watching my 11 year old nephew and when I went to lay down on the couch, after a hard day of working, he said, "You need to lose weight." I said to him, "How rude you are." He said that he was trying to be nice. Yeah, it was very hurtful to me because no one else has ever said anything like that to me. Then today, when he was here, he sat down beside me and put his head on my arm. I asked him why he was leaning on me and he says, "You're comfy like a pillow."
 
4everhung said:
I'm sorry that you two are having such crappy days...
In my life, no one says anything negative to me when I'm out. However, yesterday I was watching my 11 year old nephew and when I went to lay down on the couch, after a hard day of working, he said, "You need to lose weight." I said to him, "How rude you are." He said that he was trying to be nice. Yeah, it was very hurtful to me because no one else has ever said anything like that to me. Then today, when he was here, he sat down beside me and put his head on my arm. I asked him why he was leaning on me and he says, "You're comfy like a pillow."
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You're fat.
 
PoyeBoy said:


runnings for gurls and tigers, I dont run unless im being chased and in that case im sure it would be easier just to beat the person up thats chasing me.
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sounds like you don't crap enough while you are running.
 
MarthaStewart said:
I crapped my pants a little on a run today.

it was wonderful
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runnings for gurls and tigers, I dont run unless im being chased and in that case im sure it would be easier just to beat the person up thats chasing me.
 
PoyeBoy said:


i used to be in cc and track, trust me, i have
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we always referred to it as XC - represent motherfucker.

indoor track always made me have to crap more. not sure if it was the season or the air.

all I know is that practices usually involved me on the crapper more than on the track.
 
Y_Lifter said:
I have come so close to pooping my pants that I had to pant like a pregnant woman to hold off pushing until I made it barely to the
throne..
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don't fight it - that will give you cancer.

just let it go and if anyone says anything, tell them that you can't resist nature - nature always wins.
 
I have come so close to pooping my pants that I had to pant like a pregnant woman to hold off pushing until I made it barely to the
throne..
 
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