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Have you ever pimped someone?
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chewyxrage
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Your mom. Yeah I'm not funny. 
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Ulcasterdropout
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I always wanted to be a pimp....
Remember that HBO special: "Pimps up, Ho's Down" ?
Mister Whitefolks....That guy was my hero. Still is.
Has a recording that you heard going up to his top floor penthouse, in his private elevator. Drives a Rolls Royce. Mad bitches in his flock.
Too cool for school.
...Bitch betta' have my money, cuz if she don't....I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!
Remember that HBO special: "Pimps up, Ho's Down" ?
Mister Whitefolks....That guy was my hero. Still is.
Has a recording that you heard going up to his top floor penthouse, in his private elevator. Drives a Rolls Royce. Mad bitches in his flock.
Too cool for school.
...Bitch betta' have my money, cuz if she don't....I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!
chewyxrage
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Ulcasterdropout said:
AHAH whitefolks!
I used to call a guy on basketball team that, cuz he thought he was a pimp.
Pathetic attempt at a dis Chewy you fuck. lol
The little sister of one of my former friends sucked some desperate dude off for $100 when she was 15 and he was 23. I thought maybe I could recruit the chick and get my own "stable" poppin. And I've already got the 70's Caddy...lol.
"Let Me See It" - UGK
"Only Your Mother" - Scarface
"Show Em" - Devin the Dude
"Aint Nothin Like Pimpin" - Too Short
The little sister of one of my former friends sucked some desperate dude off for $100 when she was 15 and he was 23. I thought maybe I could recruit the chick and get my own "stable" poppin. And I've already got the 70's Caddy...lol.
"Let Me See It" - UGK
"Only Your Mother" - Scarface
"Show Em" - Devin the Dude
"Aint Nothin Like Pimpin" - Too Short
GoldenDelicious
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i tried discreetly marketing crak600 once, but the only people interested were pfizer. they wanted someone to make all the boners go away...
napolean22
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one time I pawned off my fuck-buddy to a fraternity brother who'd just been cheated on by his girlfriend. Besides, I was getting into a relationship w/ this other girl, so I figured it was time to give her up anyways.
that's about as close to pimping as I've come.
that's about as close to pimping as I've come.
JerseyArt said:
JerseyArt, I hope your muthafuckin jokin
Or I'll smoke yo ass like the green I'm tokin
I cant help it if some pussies get offended
By my rhymes or the fact I'm so pimpin
Got a Deville, doin anything to make a mill
So I can stack bills and just smoke that kill
You got a problem bitch? you'll be hobblin bitch
Treat your ass like a retard or a goblin bitch
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*MissFit*
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I'm pimped for service all the time by guy friends at home depot and places like that
But i don't get anyhing outta it.. suks to be me
But i don't get anyhing outta it.. suks to be me
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*MissFit*
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DIVISION said:RU tryin' to say you give good head with alot of tongue and friction?
DIV
Nope i give a good lookin legs and a killer smile.. doesn't take much
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Ulcasterdropout
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I bet they love you till you start talkin'Prettylittlepest said:
