Have you ever pimped someone?

[beefybull]

If so, for how much/what? Who was she? Or him?

 

[chewyxrage]

Your mom. Yeah I'm not funny.

 

[SoreArms]

when I was about 20 had a stable of little sluts, since I had then recently met some people in the porn biz and a rep from hustler, I almost talked a few of them into porn and other vices of sexual corruption. I was gonna be their agent and occasional co-star of course.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I always wanted to be a pimp....
Remember that HBO special: "Pimps up, Ho's Down" ?
Mister Whitefolks....That guy was my hero. Still is.
Has a recording that you heard going up to his top floor penthouse, in his private elevator. Drives a Rolls Royce. Mad bitches in his flock.
Too cool for school.


...Bitch betta' have my money, cuz if she don't....I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!

 

[chewyxrage]

I always wanted to be a pimp....
Remember that HBO special: "Pimps up, Ho's Down" ?
Mister Whitefolks....That guy was my hero. Still is.
Has a recording that you heard going up to his top floor penthouse, in his private elevator. Drives a Rolls Royce. Mad bitches in his flock.
Too cool for school.


...Bitch betta' have my money, cuz if she don't....I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!

AHAH whitefolks!

I used to call a guy on basketball team that, cuz he thought he was a pimp.

 

[beefybull]

Pathetic attempt at a dis Chewy you fuck. lol

The little sister of one of my former friends sucked some desperate dude off for $100 when she was 15 and he was 23. I thought maybe I could recruit the chick and get my own "stable" poppin. And I've already got the 70's Caddy...lol.

"Let Me See It" - UGK
"Only Your Mother" - Scarface
"Show Em" - Devin the Dude
"Aint Nothin Like Pimpin" - Too Short

 

[beefybull]

I always wanted to be a pimp....

Drives a Rolls Royce.
Mad bitches in his flock.
Too cool for school.

...Bitch betta' have my money, cuz if she don't....I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!

Keep your pimp hand strong

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i tried discreetly marketing crak600 once, but the only people interested were pfizer. they wanted someone to make all the boners go away...

 

[theoak01]

I pimp out AlienAmppharm all the time,he sure brings in the dough with the gay men,for some reason they love his ass.

if this keeps up I can retire by 25

 

[napolean22]

one time I pawned off my fuck-buddy to a fraternity brother who'd just been cheated on by his girlfriend. Besides, I was getting into a relationship w/ this other girl, so I figured it was time to give her up anyways.

that's about as close to pimping as I've come.