Have you ever had a long term relationship disintegrate in one day?

[Bikini Mod]

Women, can't kill em and can't shut em up.... OH if only sheep could cook!

Hey, did you hear the one about the frog that gave THE BEST blowjobs?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Hey, did you hear the one about the frog that gave THE BEST blowjobs?

Well when it learns to cook you are out a here!!!

J/K

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well when it learns to cook you are out a here!!!

J/K

Ummmm you alread do all of the cooking, remember?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Ummmm you alread do all of the cooking, remember?

Yeah but IF I had a frog that gave great blow jobs I wouldn't have to!

Well, the last frog we had is in the skimmer of the pool so never mind, guess I'll keep you and continue to do all the cooking.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yeah but IF I had a frog that gave great blow jobs I wouldn't have to!

Well, the last frog we had is in the skimmer of the pool so never mind, guess I'll keep you and continue to do all the cooking.

I suppose now I'll have to learn how to give a *great* blowjob?

 

[MichaelScott]

wtf

 

[Bikini Mod]

You never heard that joke about the frog who could give the best blowjobs.... EVER?

It's a running joke w/me and my husband.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I suppose now I'll have to learn how to give a *great* blowjob?

A blowjob would work!

 

[Bikini Mod]

A blowjob would work!

Well you will have to fill out Form D36-B properly, then put it in the pile with the other requisition forms then file that form, fully completed into my inbox. I will let you know in 6 months whether or not your request can be granted.

 

[seaking420]

You never heard that joke about the frog who could give the best blowjobs.... EVER?

I just got that joke in an email the other day........that was funny