Have you ever had a long term relationship disintegrate in one day?

[Bikini Mod]

I just got that joke in an email the other day........that was funny

"Am I making breakfast for the frog? Are you crazy? Bitch, this frog learns how to cook and YOUR ASS IS OUT THE DOOR!!!"



One of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long ass time.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Hello. I called an ex one morning at 7:55 am knowing she was supposed to be at work.....and some dood picked up the phone. At lunch time, she had left like a dozen messages asking me to call her. When I called, she told me I must have dialed the wrong number.....so I hung up and dialed her apartment number and the dood answered again.

That was my 10 hour road trip to Virginia and another 72 hours in Mecklenberg County jail. I crushed that dood.

Within 24 hours, a long relationship just went poof

tell it like it is brother, tell it like it is.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i guess you've never been introduced to an age old concept called compromise? it goes both ways you know. both parties have to be willing and have to want to please the other person while at the same time maintaining a mutual respect and admiration for one another.
anyone who lets another person walk all over them or who sacrifices their own happiness for any reason is a fool.

please there is no compromising. if that's a term you as a female want to sell, it's not fooling anybody. it's basically women trying to break their man as much as they can. women don't compromise. they will even cry to get their ways. how childish is that?

honestly, you can only believe about less than 10% of what women say as the honest truth.

 

[AAP]

One day? I have disintergrated long term relationships in 15 minutes before.

And they were not even my relationships.

 

[Bikini Mod]

please there is no compromising. if that's a term you as a female want to sell, it's not fooling anybody. it's basically women trying to break their man as much as they can. women don't compromise. they will even cry to get their ways. how childish is that?

honestly, you can only believe about less than 10% of what women say as the honest truth.

Somebody needs to get laid.

Men are funny creatures. They bitch when they are with females that are less than stellar (surprize, surprize dont expect big fish when you are standing at the edge of a dirtybath tub half-filled with murky soapsuds using day old popcorn for bait) but when they have a good girl they *get bored* and feel *suffocated* and feel the need to step out.

Terrible generalization?

Not my issue... I dont hate ALL men, only those that are low-life scum sucking honorless ASS-WHOLES and you know what my friend, those come in BOTH genders.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I mean like there were no problems and then you had a huge fight one day and it was over.

Bro there are always problems before a huge fight. You just don't usually see it coming. There are warning signs though.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Somebody needs to get laid.

Men are funny creatures. They bitch when they are with females that are less than stellar (surprize, surprize dont expect big fish when you are standing at the edge of a dirtybath tub half-filled with murky soapsuds using day old popcorn for bait) but when they have a good girl they *get bored* and feel *suffocated* and feel the need to step out.

Terrible generalization?

Not my issue... I dont hate ALL men, only those that are low-life scum sucking honorless ASS-WHOLES and you know what my friend, those come in BOTH genders.

lmao @ "ASS-WHOLES"

 

[Bikini Mod]

lmao @ "ASS-WHOLES"

Something that my 13 y/o uses often when we chat, must be popular with the kids. I thought it was pretty witty m'self....

just think about it.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Somebody needs to get laid.

Men are funny creatures. They bitch when they are with females that are less than stellar (surprize, surprize dont expect big fish when you are standing at the edge of a dirtybath tub half-filled with murky soapsuds using day old popcorn for bait) but when they have a good girl they *get bored* and feel *suffocated* and feel the need to step out.

Terrible generalization?

Not my issue... I dont hate ALL men, only those that are low-life scum sucking honorless ASS-WHOLES and you know what my friend, those come in BOTH genders.

somebody needs to get a brain

 

[Bikini Mod]

somebody needs to get a brain

And this comment was directed at me because?