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greatest pickup line ever invented?

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well i was reading maxim and one of their listed all time best pickup lines is to draw the girl. basically find any drawing on the net, magazine, newspaper, etc that is idealizing the female form (face, figure , etc). u trace this out on line papre or napkin (makes it look liek a spurr of the moment thing), but leave the hair out. then when youre in a bar or in a restaurant, (in my case, cafeteria), and u see a prospective hottie, see what type of hair style she has, and just draw in her hair style. try to capture her clothes and stuff on ur already traced out drawing , but u really only need a headshot of her (or bust). then u go up to the girl whose all alone or w,e and say "does this sorta resemebel u, i dont know.. i got really bored... got huge wang.. etc". since the picture is suppose to have a good looking female, even if it doesnt resemble her 100 percent shell think its still her and be flattered. my friend has tried it and claims its worked in the college cafeteria. him and his friend were sitting down eating, girl approaches, he pulls ou the tracing, and goes up to the girl "my friend says doesnt really resemble you, but i dont know.. what do u think". and got a number.
 
whenever i talk to girls i never seen before im like "hi im <name>, spelled < > < > < > <>, its foreign", and then i stick my hand out.

to spark up conversation with a girl i know i just say some crude sex joke, and then make a stupid face so they cant help but laugh, and then to cover up their immaturity they go "your so immature/gross/crude/rude" and im like "yeah but you obviously like it"


....igetnogirls :worried:
 
jackangel said:
i'm partial to

"i'd like to stick my tongue so far up your cunt that i can taste your unborn children"
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you're a horrible person Jackangel, I cant believe the insensitivity you just spewed out on this thread.

Shadow, ban this man.
 
UA_Iron said:
you're a horrible person Jackangel, I cant believe the insensitivity you just spewed out on this thread.

Shadow, ban this man.
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1)don't expect me to live up to the standards of a man with a perfect fracture.

2)you'd hit it.
 
RottenWillow said:
Have I fucked you yet?
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or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


Either works equally well
 
JerseyArt said:
or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


Either works equally well
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Just because it worked on alien amp pharm doesn't mean it'll work on girls. :rolleyes:

Not that you go for girls anyway though, so I guess you're okay. ;)
 
you look like you have a fever, let me take ur temperature with my all beef thermometer
 
jaded said:
Just because it worked on alien amp pharm doesn't mean it'll work on girls. :rolleyes:

Not that you go for girls anyway though, so I guess you're okay. ;)
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With Jaded just flash some money and say "Have you ever seen a crisp new $50 bill....American"

Worked like a charm. Like buttah
 
JerseyArt said:
With Jaded just flash some money and say "Have you ever seen a crisp new $50 bill....American"

Worked like a charm. Like buttah
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Um, it was $200 USD. Not $50. And speaking of the cash, wtf, Jersey, you said you'd leave the money on the dresser on your way out and you didn't. You're such a terrible john.

And in my defense.....Jersey drugged me? :worried:
 
How about we go out for pizza and sex? Pizza always get um :evil:
 
jaded said:
Um, it was $200 USD. Not $50. And speaking of the cash, wtf, Jersey, you said you'd leave the money on the dresser on your way out and you didn't. You're such a terrible john.

And in my defense.....Jersey drugged me? :worried:
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It was actually $20 (I was being kind) and as I recall you rubbed your boobies provocatively and promised to "love me long time."
 
JerseyArt said:
It was actually $20 (I was being kind) and as I recall you rubbed your boobies provocatively and promised to "love me long time."
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Look, I was young and needed the cash. I didn't know what they expected of me when they hired me at the asian massage parlour. I was young and naive!!!!! :bawling:
 
ChewYxRage said:
That would be trying really really hard. There are other easier ways to meet girls
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iunno, orb.. sounds pretty good to me. i need some girl opinions on this. and maxim said it works. jaded? velvett?
 
Yarg! said:
iunno, orb.. sounds pretty good to me. i need some girl opinions on this. and maxim said it works. jaded? velvett?
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Transparent dude.

Here's the thing. Anything that puts you in contact or direct conversation with a girl is obviously going to serve you better than no contact at all. So if thats the only way you can screw up your confidence to approach her, then more power to you maing.


But understand what you are communicating when you do so.

Specifically you are communicating insecurity, and to some, even desperation.

They said it jokingly, but Hi really is far preferable. Win her with your confidence, not by being some small shmuck who feels the need to "con" her into giving her attention. You communicate "I''m not worthy to be in your presence, so I drew you a picture in the hopes you might take pity and like me anyway" when you do that maing.
 
btw, i just read the original post. wtf? worst idea ever. if it works, i have to believe that another pickup line would also work, because the attaction is there for whatever reason(s).
 
iv actually used the "show me yours ill show you mine" line on this girl in art class last year.

oh man the shit iv said across the years could get me on the sexoffender list
 
just walk up to her, dip ur fingers in ur drink (preferably water/clubsoda/etc), flick some on yourself, then on her, and say "why don't we go get out of these wet clothes..."

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geoboy said:
just walk up to her, dip ur fingers in ur drink (preferably water/clubsoda/etc), flick some on yourself, then on her, and say "why don't we go get out of these wet clothes..."

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nice.
 
so its a nay on this one? fuckin maxim lied to me.. i should cancel my subscription
 
Yarg! said:
so its a nay on this one? fuckin maxim lied to me.. i should cancel my subscription
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if maxim gave away lines that got you laid, you wouldn tneed their magazine to jerk off to anymore.

good advice is bad for their business
 
slickdadd said:
Just walk up to the afore mentioned girl, point at your crotch first, and then at hers, and say "this goes in there."

Invite me to the wedding bro.
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from the "approaching chicks in the gym thread"
 
Hey baby, you gotz a quarta? My mutha told me'z to call herz da instant I fellz in da luv.

Now don't use that without my permission. It is VERY effective!!

Whiskey
 
I have heard the golden sentence. A friend from the past used it on some girls he didn't know at all, and they all turned like wax in his hands. Frigging amazing. Of course I am not going to say what he said, and if I did, it does not sound good in english anyway. I will use it if I get single.
 
i think pickup lines dont work and are pretty much useless.. ive only been getting numbers jsut by going "hi". just thought id give this one a shot though cuz it seemed unique and funny. my friend uses the : "what compliments HAVENT u received yet?" line, seems to work for him from time to time.
 
Sigmund Roid said:
I have heard the golden sentence. A friend from the past used it on some girls he didn't know at all, and they all turned like wax in his hands. Frigging amazing. Of course I am not going to say what he said, and if I did, it does not sound good in english anyway. I will use it if I get single.
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Is this like Joe McCartney saying: "...I have in my pocket, the names of 200 communists in the US Government...", but not really having a list?

post up. I swear I won't use it (unless I'm drunk, then all bets are off)
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Okay,

How 'bout a pizza and a Fuck!
Whatsa matta, dont like pizza?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi, my friends call me creepy!

Starting conversation with a girl next to you, tap on your watch and put it up to your ear a couple of times... then say, my watch just broke, do you have the time..there's your opening, start convo.
Buy a cheap sketchbook, then ask a girl on campus if you sketch her, talk her into it, then converse to her while you are and compliment and find out about her, then hand her stickfigure drawing and ask for her phonenumber, you'll be golden.

Sheesh, I wish I could remember all the stupid ridiculous things we did to start on conversation. At big city celebrations on the waterfront, we used to have contests who could get the most numbers over the weekend approaching different girls, we'd get like 30-40, never call em. Who cares, just get your confidence up by practicing, then when you see a girl you want then its natural. Anything to break the ice, when we were obnoxious in univ. we would say hello to girls asses to get their attention, most laughed and then just start shooting the shit with them and then move on to the next girl or whatever, then next time you see em its comfortable and you can get their number if it doesnt feel right the first time.

The best pickup line is no line, just a standard greeting, hello, hi, etc... Say with pizazz and a smile and engage them. Its so simple its hard to explain how easy it is. Of course, having a quick wit helps a lot. And Yes, Ive done all of those Ive said up top, just as a joke and they worked b/c I sold it with a smile and a laugh and so thats proof that you can say just about anything as long as you say something. The more off the wall works for me b/c, well, Im clearly off the wall
 
The way to attract a hot chick in a club is to ignore her. You then become irresistably unique.

Of course, this only works if you're good looking. Then again, pissing in her drink also works if you're good looking, so forget everything I just said.

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geoboy said:
The way to attract a hot chick in a club is to ignore her. You then become irresistably unique.

Of course, this only works if you're good looking. Then again, pissing in her drink also works if you're good looking, so forget everything I just said.

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Can't you just show her your moneymaker?
 
geoboy said:
The way to attract a hot chick in a club is to ignore her. You then become irresistably unique.

Of course, this only works if you're good looking. Then again, pissing in her drink also works if you're good looking, so forget everything I just said.

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LOL

I hear that from guys all the time. Worst advice ever


How do you ignore a person in a place filled with 500+ other people?
 
or when a guy is sad acting and says......i have a small penis......
and your like ok sorry
and he grabs your hand and says
here feel and u tell me
 
SoKlueles said:
or when a guy is sad acting and says......i have a small penis......
and your like ok sorry
and he grabs your hand and says
here feel and u tell me
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Or taking out ones erect penis and asking her "so what are we going to do about this?"
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

I hear that from guys all the time. Worst advice ever


How do you ignore a person in a place filled with 500+ other people?
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I SAID, it only works if ur good looking

j/k :D
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SoKlueles said:
or when a guy is sad acting and says......i have a small penis......
and your like ok sorry
and he grabs your hand and says
here feel and u tell me
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how many times did you fall for this before you figured out it was just a line?

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geoboy said:
Is this like Joe McCartney saying: "...I have in my pocket, the names of 200 communists in the US Government...", but not really having a list?

post up. I swear I won't use it (unless I'm drunk, then all bets are off)
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McCarthy, homes.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
off the shelf lines are lazy and embarrassing. as with everything else fun in life, you just have to wing it
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uh huh... wingman ;)
 
Only line that has ever worked on me was a guy walked by and told me i was hot..

Paused and said he had to go check on his friend but would be right back.. he never came back and it puzzled me.. so i actually went lookin for him...

other than that.. they are all lines and are useless
 
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