Got in a car accident while texting and driving

[shrimp poboy]

Flame away my good peeps.Heres the story,I was in Chalmette last week(For those who dont know Chalmette is a super white trash racist fishing community that was pretty much wiped off the map by katrina)Well,I'm in a heated text argument with my ole lady and I pulled off the road into a shell parking lot off Paris road.I quickly hung a right to turn around and some ghetto ass gold teefs,bagging pant,dreadlock gangsta lookin MF rams his late model cougar into my front end(Totally my fault)Dude gets out all nervous and starts fidgeting with his lic plate(wtf was up with that)After I said lets call the cops he goes."Well you know we can handle this without involving the law"Well keep in mind black people DO NOT GO TO CHALMETTE and this dude knows if the po po shows his ass is heading to dangle from a big oak tree in the swamp.So needless to say i gave the dude my info and rolled(No damage to my truck his car was trashed)Whatever dont text and drive is the moral of this story.

 

[-SD-]

Dude, only teenage girls get into car wrecks because of texting.
Man Card-Fail

 

[shrimp poboy]

Dude, only teenage girls get into car wrecks because of texting.
Man Card-Fail

Oh I'm ready for the flames

 

[samoth]

TL;DR

 

[chris302001]

sounds like homeboy was up to something.

 

[shrimp poboy]

sounds like homeboy was up to something.

Yeah in that community he was like a fish out of water.My guess is he was dropping off some dope to the shrimpers.

 

[rnch]

you will never hear from him. odds are the car was stolen/"barrowed", he has no insurance or DL, or is wanted by the law.

pick one, pick all.

 

[shrimp poboy]

you will never hear from him. odds are the car was stolen/"barrowed", he has no insurance or DL, or is wanted by the law.

pick one, pick all.

Hey bro

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[string_bean00]

lol text arguing

here's an idea, dial the goddman phone number and you can keep your beady little eyes on the road and not hit fucking cars


kill yourself

 

[-SD-]

fuck bor arent you also pushing 40 or something lol

 

[samoth]

kill yourself

I personally endorse the above quote.

 

[housemusik83]

tool lol

 

[ortiz34]

I can't text and drive even on the highway for the life of me

 

[PICK3]

Only way this story could be geigher is if you were texting from a Yaris.

 

[SpyWizard]

lol text arguing

here's an idea, dial the goddman phone number and you can keep your beady little eyes on the road and not hit fucking cars


kill yourself

i'm with that.. i don't text, call me and be an adult.. or fuck it, my time is worth more to me just listening to the radio..

I think texting is the most rude behavior there is, both for the person sending and the one reading it..

It's like you talking to me and taking a cell phone call at the same time..

isn't going to happen..

 

[75th]

Wait...people actually believe this?

 

[Jon79]

its sad that there are still racist towns like that in this country, but louisiana is the place they would be.

you racist mother fuckers can burn in fucking hell.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Wait...people actually believe this?

Shrimpy acting like a 14 yr old girl and text-fighting? Yup

 

[SpyWizard]

its sad that there are still racist towns like that in this country, but louisiana is the place they would be.

you racist mother fuckers can burn in fucking hell.

Only thing worse i think is closed minded bigotry...

 

[75th]

Shrimpy acting like a 14 yr old girl and text-fighting? Yup

I dunno. Im just convinced that 99% of what he posts on here is pure bullshit.

It would be nice if it was actually funny, but alas...

 

[walliwalibus]

Texting girlfriend, that tells me its a lie.

 

[PICK3]

Only way this story could be geigher is if you were texting from a Yaris.

and you were texting your bf

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I dunno. Im just convinced that 99% of what he posts on here is pure bullshit.

It would be nice if it was actually funny, but alas...

I believe sir you are korrekt.

 

[tha joker]

Old New Orleans Police Joke: A guy walks into a New Orleans Police Station and tells the desk sergeant, "I need to report a robbery". The desk sergeant looks up from his paperwork and asks, "Did you get his badge number?"

 

[rnch]

Old New Orleans Police Joke: A guy walks into a New Orleans Police Station and tells the desk sergeant, "I need to report a robbery". The desk sergeant looks up from his paperwork and asks, "Did you get his badge number?"

also works in chicago. or miami. or houston. or........

 

[iggy]

c'mon shrimp.... your better than this bro

 

[shrimp poboy]

When will all this hatred ever stop

 

[rnch]

its sad that there are still racist towns like that in this country, but louisiana is the place they would be.

you racist mother fuckers can burn in fucking hell.

if i didn't know you were so fucked up in the head i'd bomb you for this "stupidity in action" reply.

 

[shrimp poboy]

if i didn't know you were so fucked up in the head i'd bomb you for this "stupidity in action" reply.

Gt him rnch

 

[BlueBird]

Wait...people actually believe this?

No. But I'd like to use this opportunity to say that no one on this planet lives such fascinating lives that they have to be texting about it 24/7.
From the silence comes the words.

 

[shrimp poboy]

No. But I'd like to use this opportunity to say that no one on this planet lives such fascinating lives that they have to be texting about it 24/7.
From the silence comes the words.

Come walk a mile in my shoes

 

[seaking420]

I try not to text while driving...too risky...but i still do it...thats something i want to stop

 

[Mr. dB]

Dude, only teenage girls get into car wrecks because of texting.
Man Card-Fail

titcr

 

[Jon79]

its sad that there are still racist towns like that in this country, but louisiana is the place they would be.

you racist mother fuckers can burn in fucking hell.

bump for rnch. he seemed to take offense to this post of mine.

maybe he took offense to the louisiana comment. well i grew up there and its the most racist place i have ever seen. so i have a right to say that.

anyway grow up bro and unwad ur panties

 

[myway]

bump for rnch. he seemed to take offense to this post of mine.

maybe he took offense to the louisiana comment. well i grew up there and its the most racist place i have ever seen. so i have a right to say that.

anyway grow up bro and unwad ur panties

hai

 

[Jon79]

hai

hai

 

[Six8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M74j8LvX6k

 

[Mr. dB]

No. But I'd like to use this opportunity to say that no one on this planet lives such fascinating lives that they have to be texting about it 24/7.
From the silence comes the words.

Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna put that on my Twitter right now!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dude, only teenage girls get into car wrecks because of texting.
Man Card-Fail

Like the little girl the rammed into the Old Grump's navigator coupla weeks back. She had no insurance on top of that.

Oh well, honda civic vs lincoln navigator. Which one ya'll thin got TRASHED?

I used to drive and text like a fool. No more... I am old enough to realize that I am too old, can't shift focus from the text on my phone and the road ahead of me.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

It was cool of you not to fuck with him if he didnt damage your car..

RL karma for you.