girl situatio, please advise and/or rip me apart

[calveless wonder]

watch the raisins episode of south park.

KB and ponyfitness hit that shit on the head.

first of all, i NEVER give my number to any chick. fuck that. it would have been deadset there.

she's obviously interested in you at this point, but you need to play your cards right. don't let her run the show, don't be so available (act like you have a life, even if you don't), and don't tolerate her bullshit if she tries. if she's a hooters cool, expect alot of bullshit and not much substance

 

[calveless wonder]

I dont see what is so complicated. She has your digits. She knows you are interested in her. If the interest is returned she will get back to you. If she doesn't, no need to take it personally.

I NEVER dated anyone that I met in work regardless of whether I was a bartender, administrative assistant or personal trainer. It was not the policy of any of my employers - it was my own personal policy just for the reason that you stated. You felt awkward going back there feeling like she blew you off.... Dating clients is bad for business. There are exceptions to every rule but by and large they are EXCEPTIONS.

please never give advice about dating

ever

thank you

 

[KillahBee]

please never give advice about dating

ever

thank you

Pretty much any guy who has ANY sense whatsoever will never listen to a woman's advice on dating. Seriously, women, you're REALLY bad at it. So please stop.

 

[jackangel]

go to hooters now. it doesn't matter if her shift starts in the evening. just wait by the coat rack until she shows up. when you see her, make sure you're sweating heavily. if you aren't, go to the bathroom and slash some water over yourself. then walk up to her with a slight tick in your neck. say, "hi betty." make sure her name is NOT betty.

then start with a romantic question: "where the fuck were you all this time? i've been waiting for hours over here. do i need to smack a bitch up?" punch yourself in the throat.

then smile.

game. set. match.

 

[Yarg!]

dont worry OGs, her shift ended and i just sat at home watching all the oceans movies.

 

[heatherrae]

dont worry OGs, her shift ended and i just sat at home watching all the oceans movies.

yeah, if she really wants to see you, she has your number. This making you jump through a million hoops is annoying.

 

[Yarg!]

yeah, if she really wants to see you, she has your number. This making you jump through a million hoops is annoying.

i dont really feel that she was making me jump thru anything. i think her suggestion of me coming to see her was genuine.

 

[the_clockwork]

lol I banged a hooter's girl I met at hooters.. she was a dumb whore.. she got little tip from me.. I won't pay for sex

 

[jackangel]

I won't pay for sex with girls

fixed.

 

[the_clockwork]

fixed.

i don't get it